Dear Diary: Trixie

by RogueShadowAngel

Dear Diary: Trixie

Disclaimer: I don’t own My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. Hasbro and Lauren Faust do, I’m simply a fan that is writing about their work.

This is written by RogueShadow Winterborn.
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Dear great and powerful diary,

Twilight is so mean! She proved me wrong, I am never wrong! The great and powerful Trixie shall triumph again and be victorious! I just have to plot my revenge and show everyone that I’m not smoke and mirrors. This is something I have to do! I have to prove to them that I am not a joke! You know how I was mocked as a kid great and powerful diary? Yeah this is why I must prove to them that I am a force to be reckoned with!

The plans for that are still on the works for my revenge. I’ve been living in hiding for a while now, traveling with a circus doing stupid acts so I can make ends meet. They were happy to have the great and powerful Trixie along for their ride! They have heard about my awesome deeds and powers! I only know realize that they needed a new act because there is only so much earth ponies can do and adding a unicorn would be so much help for them. It gets tiring being the one taking up the tents and hanging the high decorations at each gig they do. This is why I have not returned to Ponyville to outdo that Twilight Sparkle. I’m putting in my word of quitting because Trixie does not do labor! I only need the money so I could repair my wagon and get things rolling again with my own show. I am not a side act! I am the main attraction! Any neigh sayers can go and fight an Ursa Major! (I won’t be telling that story again…)

This is all for now, I am going to go and say my good byes to the earth ponies. I’m off to start my own life outside of this circus act! I am going to make a return and come back stronger than ever!

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE HAS RETURNED!

~ The Great and Powerful Trixie.

P.S. thank you great diary for being there for me your my only friend in Equestria.

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This was done by and for a friend of mine who LOVES Trixie. I hope he enjoys it! :3

Comments

[NotABrony1]

At least she has her GR-R-R-REAT AND POWERFUL DIARY

[Lucefudu]

In all honesty, I liked it. This is one of those "it exists for the sole purpose of existence itself", and that is nice.
But some will not like it.

[Mobius of the Moon]

I laugh at the signature.

PS: You are my only friend in all of Equestria.-Trixie.

[Mobius of the Moon]

173066
That bit was hilarious.

[RogueShadowAngel]

>>Mobius of the Moon you welcome. XD i thought it was to. thought i had a few people facehoof like this at me when i showed it to a few friends.

[SuperChaosKG]

Hola-Hola-Hola-Hola-Hold up.

That was too short.

And that's not a preference, that is literally too short to be accepted by the mods.

How did this get approved?

[RogueShadowAngel]

They put in the word limit after the fact. This was grandfathered in as we're many stories like this about a year or so ago.