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Skeletron


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*Reads first chapter*

*Backs away slowly*

Comment posted by Skeletron deleted Jan 2nd, 2013

1891074 Come, brother. Let us leave this pit of darkness in favour of more verdant pastures.

Brother what have you done to these innocent people!?

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Man these SHEEPLE need to learn about the zionist fimfiction government! With the secret freedom fighter messages hidden in this very fanfic, we can topple them and restore freedom to the american people fanfiction readers and usher in a new age of shipping and shitty oc stories and also those stupid human in equestria ones who even reads this garbage good fanfiction!

Ponycreator alicorn OC, check
Clashing/ridiculous scheme, check
Short episodes, check
Gore/Sex tag, double check
Me don't reading, check

I read something about fisting and slurping. That's pretty much all I could make out. I feel as if I've stumbled into a collosal barrel of WTF.

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Do you often not read stories, but also feel the burning desire to leave useless comments? I mean yes, it is short but that seems like it would be useful for reading it and leaving a more informed comment rather than "I didn't read this based on my inability to look past what the cover image looks like.":facehoof:

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I'm glad you enjoyed it. :raritystarry:

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I made the OC. Do you like him? :rainbowkiss:

This is a masterpiece. Not even kidding.

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Well as long as a hand full of people get it I will consider this a success.:coolphoto:

please tell me this is a parody :facehoof:

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Kind of. Since you asked I'll explain.

This is about the banality of creativity. You see in the modern world you could write a fanfic anywhere from myriad devices, and send it here to have hundreds or thousands of views in hours. While this is amazing for amateur writers it also leads to a constant flow of tripe(such as most of the things in the feature box, or what was popular on deviantart.) I'm poking fun a little, but this is also a "real story" I just went for a different aesthetic than what you would commonly see here. As such it may not be for a general audience, but I'm happy with whatever people think of it.

It's a shame you people can't recognize true art when you see it.

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I guess everyone reacts to "pop art" differently. If they want to just look at it as some disposable parody fic or a "troll fic" then that's cool too. I just write my kind of fic for my kind of people. Glad you like it though!

Da fuck is this and da fuck are you?

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This is fimfiction and I am skeletron. Hope this helps!

I see that you also commented on my user page. and I quote "Your bad at irony and should feel bad."

Firstly, If you will use the mouse wheel or the scroll bar on your internet browser to scroll down the page a little you will see that I added a little post explaining this story to those less inclined to analysis. Not to be presumptuous, but it seems you belong to that group. As I have stated this isn't an ironic story. I may be a tad sarcastic at times but, I am not writing ironic fanfiction over here. It is not a parody, or a "trollfic" or whatever you would want to label it as. Though don't let me discourage you from enjoying art in your own way!

Secondly, it isn't my bad at irony and should feel bad you left it there.

Okay, I was going to just let this one go as a type of bizarre spectacle of insanity, but I made a vow, never to down-vote a story without leaving a comment. So, here it is.

First.
This is not some cleverly written piece of prose, and deep masterpiece with hidden and meaningful insight into the current state of FIMfiction, the community, or the tumultuous nature of fan-fiction. This is a twisted piece of writing that has absolutely no plot, no purpose, and should have been given the literary equivalent of being drowned at birth.

Second.
You are no Martin Luther, and this is by no means a 95 Thesis, in fact, this is a failed attempt at trolling the fandom, with a story disguised as something it absolutely is not. In fact, it's about as impressive as a college collection of "Worst Poetry Submitted by Students 2006 Edition", lovingly called Campus Vogon Collections, which is about what this is. It's equal to, or lesser than, Vogon poetry.

Third.
Your punctuation is terrible, which makes your dialogue look like a seventh grader wrote it. And your sentences are filled with bad similes, such as;

She soaked in the sight of her favorite place in the world as she would soon be soaking her abused liver in adult beverages.

There are at least eight things wrong with that one sentence alone.

No, I think if anything, you need to go back to writing and trying for a submission to EqD, and not let their failure letters drive you to trolling. Be the bigger person, and don't stoop to such idiotic writing, and half-assed double entendre.

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I am SUPER pleased that you wrote a review for this. That isn't a joke I really am glad that someone that didn't like it took the time to write why they didn't. I'll respond to some of the stuff though I think most of it would come down to your taste vs. what I want to write.

This is not some cleverly written piece of prose, and deep masterpiece with hidden and meaningful insight into the current state of FIMfiction, the community, or the tumultuous nature of fan-fiction. This is a twisted piece of writing that has absolutely no plot, no purpose, and should have been given the literary equivalent of being drowned at birth.

Now, as I have said it isn't supposed to be a parody. It will however poke fun at fimfiction tropes, and cliches a little. having no plot, and no purpose is in fact the entire point. If you think it should have been "drowned at birth". Well that is an opinion you are free to have and I take your criticism as seriously as I would anyone else. But I think it does come down to taste.

You are no Martin Luther, and this is by no means a 95 Thesis, in fact, this is a failed attempt at trolling the fandom, with a story disguised as something it absolutely is not. In fact, it's about as impressive as a college collection of "Worst Poetry Submitted by Students 2006 Edition", lovingly called Campus Vogon Collections, which is about what this is. It's equal to, or lesser than, Vogon poetry.

Now wait just a minute. Just because you don't like it does not make it trolling. I'm just going to have to accept that people will see fanfiction in a different aesthetic than they are used to and ASSUME I am trying to be a dick by getting you to waste something like 20 minutes to read it? That doesn't make any sense. Maybe if I had baited and switched you this would be a reasonable conclusion, but I didn't. You may see it as some worst poetry collection or whatever, and that's great go on ahead, but it is not some "trollfic".

Your punctuation is terrible, which makes your dialogue look like a seventh grader wrote it. And your sentences are filled with bad similes, such as;

Exactly. That is the whole point. Unless you mean Our New Life 2, which I did have an editor for. If you are saying that is punctuated poorly then please clarify that one. But this is a deliberate process I am doing, it does take me some effort to get it to be like it is believe it or not.

No, I think if anything, you need to go back to writing and trying for a submission to EqD, and not let their failure letters drive you to trolling. Be the bigger person, and don't stoop to such idiotic writing, and half-assed double entendre.

I know you think you are "troll slaying" or something but, you are kind of assuming a hell of a lot here. I just wanted to take a MLP fanfiction and write it like it was an Andy Warhol movie(one of my biggest inspirations.) I wanted that feeling to my work. Maybe mine is darker, but I am just writing the fanfic that I enjoy and my kind of people would enjoy. Please do not take it as some slight against fimfiction, or the users that is not my purpose here.

But really thanks for sharing your thoughts and not just putting two poorly spelled lines in the comments. I do appreciate it, and I hope I could address some of your concerns.

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It's really intellectually lazy to just call something a trollfic, you know.

best fucking story i ever read
upvote

no seriously
i upvoted

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