• Published 28th Dec 2012
  • 4,717 Views, 23 Comments

The Rear Guard - dermuffinmeister



Tonight is Hearth Warming's Eve and all but a skeleton crew are on watch at the castle tonight. The most famous twins in Equestria enjoy some time together in a wholesome episode of extreme, kinky sex, even by their standards.

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Comments ( 23 )

Thank god I don't only come once a year

Awwww yeeeeeea.

It's... It's so much... it goes on for so long... it's beautiful.

Haha, that's me!

...And then Solaris woke up.

I'll be honest, this was a really great story. Nice work, dermuffinmeister!

Holy shit on a sandvich that was good, possibly making my favorite stories ever list. Loved it, I came 6 times in all over the last two days.

Heh.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
I think it'll be rigged next year in his favour.

1874876 mayhaps. there's always next year.

1871056 danke, and tmi in a good way

1871039 haha thanks a load! or 6 in Gaston's case

1865907 Aw shucks, I'm proud of my penis too.

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:facehoof:

No. I feel I should force you to read about 'her' now.

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Do you REALLY want to know?

1885083 that's a lot of text for a drunkass motherfuck to read. I'll hop on it tomorrow or something

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Ok. Then again, being drunk might make it easier to read without losing your sanity.

Well... it was a story.

First thing I clopped to. C:

Good clop. :pinkiehappy: But humans. :fluttershysad:

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