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I'm a 17 year old metalhead with super long hair.. I like to prance around like a fairy a lot.

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#1 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

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Ice
#2 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

what?

#3 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

Troll fic. But i laughed at the "Sorry for any inconveniences or lethal injuries that may have happened today".

Then the fun went away and what was left could make even a drugged guy question the author's sanity.

#4 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

Filly hits head and it's bleeding. Hospital denies help.

Filly asks bluntly a random stallion to supply her with body heat.

Cottage cheese? Bacon?

Celestia says that the Doctor is going to be punished. Scootaloo laughs.

Vagina drips vinegar.

"Scootaloo finds this very sex"

"coffee blasts from her cottage cheese"

78 feet long penis.

Scootaloo and Celestia licking a man's ovaries.

:trixieshiftleft:

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:trixieshiftright:

...

wat? :twilightoops:

#5 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

Oh god, I fucking lol'd.

This is so wrong in so many ways, and I hate myself for finding this hilarious.

#6 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

>>135900 mah thoughts exactly

#7 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

:rainbowhuh:

#8 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

...wat. :rainbowhuh: :derpyderp2: :unsuresweetie: :twilightoops: :rainbowderp:

#10 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

That feeling when you know you're going to hell....

#11 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

I found it funny that you used FOUR adjectives to describe his phallic stallionhood.

#12 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

>>135961 Yep... I've had that feeling for years... and on another note... THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??????!??!1/1/1/1/1/1/???!!!?!?

:derpyderp2::rainbowderp::rainbowhuh::twilightoops::facehoof::unsuresweetie:

#13 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

.......:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: :trixieshiftright:Favorited

#14 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

WTF did I just read?:applejackconfused::derpyderp1::derpyderp2::rainbowderp::rainbowhuh::twilightoops::unsuresweetie::applejackunsure:

>>Blazer 300

As to your question, I say go for it.

#15 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

The laughter that I got from writing this and reading this made the hour I spent worthwhile.

I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard.

#16 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

WTF? wat was dat I think my eyes were raped! Curse you trolestia!!!!!

#17 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

hilarious! maybe a bit more bucked up then my gory clopfic!!

#18 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

>>135988 it helps when you don't have a soul. I thought that when I read the description

#19 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

>>136053

I'm new here, how do you favorite a story? 'Cause this made me roflmao, and I want to fave it.

#20 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

>>136424Click the star beside the title.:trollestia:

#21 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

Has the FDA been notified of the new drug that you have invented?

#24 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

:twilightsheepish: I'm embarrassed that I liked this so much.

Although it is indeed pretty f-ed up, for the "Sorry for any inconveniences or lethal injuries that may have happened today" alone I have to rate it at least three stars...

#25 · 275w, 3d ago · · ·

Dammit! This had some real potenti- i mean What the fuck is wrong with you?

:scootangel:

#26 · 275w, 2d ago · · ·

>>136504

It's this amazing ethereal substance called "boredom".

It makes you do some crazy shit, dawg.

#27 · 275w, 2d ago · · ·

Doctor. He sure has some interesting nightmares.

One has to wonder, just what premediated those? Well, aside from Trollestia, that is.

#28 · 275w, 15h ago · · ·

>>139967

My intention was to make it seem that Trollestia was using her magic to screw with his dreams while he slept.

#29 · 274w, 4d ago · · ·

You had me at "torrent of coffee."

Take me now.

#30 · 274w, 4d ago · · ·

I'm afraid I have to pull in the big guns: The Fresh Prince of Bel Air! :flutterrage:

I have no clue what I just read :rainbowhuh: But it was kinda funny :twilightblush:

Nightmares? I think so, yesh...

-Glassed

#31 · 274w, 4d ago · · ·

i read this like you ask and it is terrible so i guess is a good trollfic? i kind of moaned OH NO when i realize it was Scootaloo and what the tilte means

#32 · 274w, 1d ago · · ·

A hilarious fic. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#33 · 274w, 19h ago · · ·

:derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpytongue2:

That is my reaction. I was like... What the deuce? OH CELESTIA. Haha okay, decent trollfic XD

MUFFINS. That is all.

#34 · 274w, 14h ago · · ·

THIS IS EPIC FIVE STARS!!! :scootangel::heart:

#35 · 273w, 3d ago · · ·

......:rainbowlaugh:......oh my god i'm laughing so hard. On another note; Scootaloo is condiment stand now.

#36 · 273w, 2d ago · · ·

>>151069

I have no idea who you are. Silly filly.

#38 · 263w, 1d ago · · ·

This... was....WEIRD-AWESOME-HORRID-THE-BEST-WORST-THING-EVER-NEVER

#39 · 258w, 6d ago · · ·

I think that I liked it..... :pinkiecrazy:

#40 · 244w, 3d ago · · ·

I read this and tried not to laugh. I failed epically. You sir get 5 out of 5 Moustaches :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

#42 · 77w, 3d ago · · ·

Yeah. Just yeah.

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