"COME ON! HOLD THE STUPID BALL!"
Celestia's eye twitched in annoyance as her sister screamed out again for what felt like the hundredth time that night. "Luna, please calm yourself. its just a game."
Luna's bloodshot eyes shot towards her sister like a ravenous wolf. "Just a game? Just a game!? No! This is the Equestrian Bowl we are watching, and this is ridiculous!"
the solar princess sighed as she looked back at the large moniter on her bedroom wall. the screen showed the Vanhoover Broncos, who happened to be Luna's favorite hoofball team, getting destroyed by the Crystal Seahawks 36-0. Every time orange jersey team made a mistake, which seemed to happen a lot more than usual, Luna went on a screaming frenzy. This last one happened to be when one of the bronco stallions was running but simply dropped the ball when he got tackled, allowing the other team to grab it and take command of the game.
While Celestia simply watched the game for entertainment, Luna was steaming in frustration at the outcome of this final game. She grunted as she opened up her fourth can of jolt cola and chugged it down, wiping off the small drips that went down her chin. "This is so ridiculous! This team was so good this year, and now this happens! The Seahawks haven't even ever won an Equestrian Bowl before!"
"Sister, maybe that is a good sign then." Celestia levitated one of the bowls of chips they had her way and ate a few before continuing. "These are top of the line teams that always deserve a chance to-
"WHAT THE BUCK WAS THAT!?"
The boom from Luna's canterlot voice blasted the bowl of chips up and smashed it into Celestias face. The elder sister could only sit silent as the bowl fell from her face, thousands of crushed, greasy crumbs stuck throughout her mane. Her blank face simply stared at her sister, who was so focused on the screen she didn't even notice what happened. "Look at that, he simply walked right in!"
Taking a breath to stay calm, Celestia turned her head toward the screen as the replay started. The screen showed one of the stallions in white weaving through the defensive line like it was foals play, easily juking past the last two stallions in orange before running into the inzone. "That is quite unfortunate." Celestia blankly stated.
"You're telling me! This is the worst Equestrian Bowl ever!" Luna's eye twitched several times in a nervous spasm, "This was a complete blowout. Not only that, these advertisements sucked! Where are the funny cider advertisements!? all we got were slow, stupid chariot commercials!"
As Luna went on with her rant, Celestia just nodded her head, even though not a single word being said was even being processed. 'This is why I hate watching sports.'
I agree one hundred percent with celestia on this one, sporting events suck.
So...what did this have to do with the overall story? Is it going to turn out that the entire Equestrian Bowl was a prank by Discord to make Luna fume?
Seriously, what did this have to do with the overall story?
...and what's this Super Bowl of which you speak? I don't think I've ever heard of it.
Rooting for the team that won throughout the entire thing even if I didnt know the name of the team that won and I didnt watch
but I was rooting for them through the entire thing
While this chapter was funny, I would have to agree with 3889445, what connection does the Equestrian Bowl have to the story? Just curious mind you.
~ Super-Brony12
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Not much really. But I happen to get you to read this
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...Trollestia must have sent you.
~ Super-Brony12
I'm not sure if it's a fever or boiling rage, because I was betting on the first ever no-point loss in Super Bowl history, but I also got caught some kind of sickness at the party I was watching it at.
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It was all a grandmaster plan engineered by Discord to prank Luna!
... Either that, or Twilight and Cadance bribed the players. Either way, Luna be annoyed~
Go Seahawks! :)
Makes me glad I didn't watch the Super Bowl. Talk about anti-climatic. Hardly fitting for a Super Bowl held in the Big Apple.
Awesome as usual
However
Please change that. If you want to make them swear, use real swear words like "What the fuck was that" not those Brony swears, please
3890760 that's why this story is rated everyone
3890760 I think it adds a nice pony touch to it by using 'buck'.
A fanfic writers way of telling his/her fans about how they reacted during the superbowl. (also GO SEAHAWKS)
3890928 Pony touch would be "What the hay"
3889445 lol me neither
Yea the Seahawks win was impressive. Glad you fans and that town got there Lombardi.
Heh. A Denver fan, huh?
But yeah, where's the commercials, huh? WHERE'S THE COMMERCIALS!? The horror, the horror!
3890977 * eye roll* well there are different kinds of pony touches
Hey, I liked that puppy love commercial. And it had one of my favorite songs.
Not one for watching sports, I'll play them though but FAIL!
Not much of a sports fan, honestly, but this was still fun to read
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This is Australia...
i tooooootallly saw what you did there the recent superbowl was like that the seahawks beat the broncos by a long run so i see what you did there
Hah, nice parody of the Seahawks vs
BroncosFillies game