"COME ON! HOLD THE STUPID BALL!"
Celestia's eye twitched in annoyance as her sister screamed out again for what felt like the hundredth time that night. "Luna, please calm yourself. its just a game."
Luna's bloodshot eyes shot towards her sister like a ravenous wolf. "Just a game? Just a game!? No! This is the Equestrian Bowl we are watching, and this is ridiculous!"
the solar princess sighed as she looked back at the large moniter on her bedroom wall. the screen showed the Vanhoover Broncos, who happened to be Luna's favorite hoofball team, getting destroyed by the Crystal Seahawks 36-0. Every time orange jersey team made a mistake, which seemed to happen a lot more than usual, Luna went on a screaming frenzy. This last one happened to be when one of the bronco stallions was running but simply dropped the ball when he got tackled, allowing the other team to grab it and take command of the game.
While Celestia simply watched the game for entertainment, Luna was steaming in frustration at the outcome of this final game. She grunted as she opened up her fourth can of jolt cola and chugged it down, wiping off the small drips that went down her chin. "This is so ridiculous! This team was so good this year, and now this happens! The Seahawks haven't even ever won an Equestrian Bowl before!"
"Sister, maybe that is a good sign then." Celestia levitated one of the bowls of chips they had her way and ate a few before continuing. "These are top of the line teams that always deserve a chance to-
"WHAT THE BUCK WAS THAT!?"
The boom from Luna's canterlot voice blasted the bowl of chips up and smashed it into Celestias face. The elder sister could only sit silent as the bowl fell from her face, thousands of crushed, greasy crumbs stuck throughout her mane. Her blank face simply stared at her sister, who was so focused on the screen she didn't even notice what happened. "Look at that, he simply walked right in!"
Taking a breath to stay calm, Celestia turned her head toward the screen as the replay started. The screen showed one of the stallions in white weaving through the defensive line like it was foals play, easily juking past the last two stallions in orange before running into the inzone. "That is quite unfortunate." Celestia blankly stated.
"You're telling me! This is the worst Equestrian Bowl ever!" Luna's eye twitched several times in a nervous spasm, "This was a complete blowout. Not only that, these advertisements sucked! Where are the funny cider advertisements!? all we got were slow, stupid chariot commercials!"
As Luna went on with her rant, Celestia just nodded her head, even though not a single word being said was even being processed. 'This is why I hate watching sports.'