A massive crash inside of Discords room broke the silence of the large hallway, yet not a single guard was present to hear it. So if nopony was around to see it or hear it, did it actually crash?
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Back to the story before that completely random life lesson popped in, the large wooden door to the room burst open, revealing the the enraged spirit of chaos growling in fury. His wrists held the broken handles of the chair dangling from the small chains. Those small distractions weren't what was on his mind at the moment though.
"Twilight Sparkle..." Discord growled.
For the last fifty seven minutes and twenty six seconds, only known by the clock sitting on his desk, Discord had been forced to suffer through to the most annoying sound perhaps ever made in the history of Equestria. Stuck bound to a chair, he could do nothing but beat his head to the irritating, repeating track being played on his now broken record player.
"Little, little Twilight..." Discord huffed out, slowly slipping the broken chair arms out from the chains, allowing his own arms to slip out as well. "You decided to try and get back for a silly little pig joke. And yet you have forgotten one thing."
"First, you owe me a new record player..." Discord rolled his eyes realizing his brain fart, "I mean, you owe two things. Second, you forgot that when a prank is done between us, the other is allowed to join in."
Hearing the music playing far through the castle, he cast a small grin, "Now it seems you are involving every other pony here."
Snapping his talons, Discord summoned a piece of chalk and began sketching a square shape onto the ground, adding stringy arms and skinny legs to the bottom. Towards the top of the square, he drew two large and bulgy eyes, then drawing two buck teeth on the mouth.
Smiling, Discord snapped his talons again, causing the drawing to suddenly stand up off the ground. The square creature stood there, looking up to Discord with his giant eyes.
"Mee ha, beebo haba?" The strange creature mumbled.
"Oh ho ho, I knew adding that voice stuck in my head was the best way to get rid of it!" He giggled to himself. He looked down at the creature and raised his chalk up once again. "Here, all you need is a tie."
He drew a small tie just beneath the objects waist, smiling seeing it complete. "Alright, I think you are finished now. You have a nice bob in your eyes and... Bob. Hmm. " Discord scratched his chin and laughed. "How about I call you... Doodlebob."
"Bah. Bah!" Doodle yelled out at the spirit.
"You look like you want to have fun. Why don't you go to the party below and show them a good time." Discords mouth pulled to a malicious grin. "Go at it."
"Meeya hoy a froy!"
Doodle Bob? As in THE Doodle Bob? The very Doodle Bob brought to life by the magic pencil?
I applaud you for making that reference.
.... .... OH FUCK NO!! DISCORD ERASE HIM OR IM SENDING SANDY AFTER YOU!
Well I personally didn't find the track that annoying, but anything for some good chaos.
We need to get RainbowBob's opinion on this . . .
~The lizardman loved DoodleBob
*reads chapter* whelp, I'm gonna hide in my bunker until this is over, shouldn't be long after Canterlot collapses, anyone wanna come with? I have Yahtzee and Smash bros.
and her.
4499316 let me in, i am bringing the cheddars.
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I'm in as well, I'll bring the drinks. I even grabbed this guy as well . He can be quite helpful.
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I got pop!
4499316 I'll bring over the Mario Kart and the- HEY! WHO STOLE MY CHIPS!
... Guess I'm bringing cupcakes and muffins then. Least Derpy will be happy.
As Bob Dylan once said in one of his songs, and I think that this chapter fits this quote so well, "Chaos is a friend of mine."
~ Super-Brony12
him. he shall be erased by the end of the next chapter. please
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I will bring an xbox
Oh God no. If "he" meets Pinkie... I can't. I just can't.
god-damnit, my mind
4499316 i'll bring the projector to plug my Xbox into, and all my games
Oh dear, this won't end well. Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus teucm.
My god. I still have the drawn to life spongebob edition!
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Did you just start a thread within a comment section?
I believe you did...
I'm bringing an Xbox and the Halo saga.
4499316 i will come and i will bring the Computers and tf2 :) anyone want to join in a game of tf2?
4499149 he also used the sound of doodlebob in the last chapter
think it was the last chapter anyway
i like this is there going to be more???
Dat reference tho.
NEEYA HOIMEI NOIMEI!
You know what would suck for Discord?
If our doodle friend was actually very popular among our pony friends, and he was standing there while a child's line art animation was projected.
Oh, and just for fun, let's make our doodle stand right next to Discord saying the exact same word over and over again.
is me or is Discord is dangerously close to breaking his "promise" with that doodle?
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Would my catapult fit inside? If not, I`ll just join in on the looting of Canterlot.
Oh boy. This is a fun story right there.
I like it. More of it!
Dragon
MEEHOY MINOI!