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Seemed like something I'd be interested in but prefer my protag neutral. First paragraph was all it took to pull me out of the story. Too many character traits and the name "joe" (a friends name so it's all that pops in my head). I've always been preferential to a neutral protag so people can fill in the blank when it comes to smutt. Tiny mare sex toy is hot though, never been in to the inverse. Written well otherwise, just not what I'm looking for.