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Darkdemonlucifer


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10612298
You got exactly what the description promised.

The effect of the plant was almost instant, the magic blocking effect sending his razor clattering to the floor as he let out a shocked squawk at being suddenly gulped up by the colossal plant, and Withania let out a soft chuckle as she switched on the greenhouse light, several special tube lights warming up overhead before bathing everything in a soft yellow light.

“I have a knife! Stupid fuckin’ plant.” He declared, stabbing the knife at the inside of the plant, which did nothing but cause the plant to tighten around him and cause a cry of shock as he tired to cut through the plant, but from the inside, those blade shaped leaves were like iron from the inside, and there was no way his straight razor could get through them.

Should I point out the contradiction?

10615032
Maybe. Thank you very much, it has been fixed.

10615060
No you didn’t.
It still reads that his straight razor drops to the floor, then later is in his hoof.

Did you ask Withania for permission to use her character?

10673237
No. I did this illegally and to this day they are still hunting me with a baseball bat. I live each and every day in constant terror that they will Cool-Aid man their way through my wall and shatter my kneecaps for my crimes.

Comment posted by Str8aura deleted Jun 20th, 2022

10673237
They had permission, it's all good :twilightsmile:
Slightly odd-ball, but always fun to play the "what if..." game!

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10615060
Accept my apology in that case.

Her garden did not deserve this, and so she had set up as many Venus Fly-traps and other natural remedies to try and dissuade the bugs, but it wasn’t working in the slightest and she was getting really annoyed.

She will try a Venus pony-trap next, won't she?

Instead it was a fully grown gray stallion wearing a bee costume. It took her brain several seconds to actually comprehend the fact that there was a fully grown stallion that had just broken into her greenhouse while dressed as a bee, and after comprehending it, the only thing that she could managed to say was a very confused “Wha?”

To be fair, most won't be able to do better.

whatever Celestia-forsaken hour it currently was

Forsaken by Celestia? Maybe, but embraced by her sister Luna.

“I was just in the middle of scouting out your tea bush, and I’m gonna dig it up and then leave with it.”

He went from plant-nibbling right to plant-napping...


Well, hopefully he will do better next time.


Found a typo:

whixh did nothing

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