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BootyPopperzZz


2 mike’s, im lit

Comments ( 18 )

i wrote this in the shower btw.

and I wasn't invited?

Honestly, this compares to Shakespeare's greatest works. I don't know how you aren't more recognized. Great work!

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My shower wasn’t big enough for two dummy thicc asses

Wow someone actually referenced the Mike Myers Cat In The Hat? .....Damn, ballsy!

how did you know my mom was ugly and stupid

Aside from the vegetation, this sounds pretty good. Imma go make a sandwich now.

Quit spying on me mum

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I'm more impressed that you somehow managed to write something in a shower, How does that even work.

I have to agree- best sandwich. Even though, I usually toast mine.

This is why gallus is best birb

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Is that really a justifiable excuse?

:moustache: Me likey :duck:

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honestly ur right I will make a better effort to get that cute ass in my shower next time I see him

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Better tell him that.

And your grandpa needed to increase his brain power more...

Sounded like a damn good sandwich. And your fucking right about that mayo. Though I too prefer no tomato, can’t stand it.

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YES THE GOD FIMFICTION OF FIMFICTION.NET AGREES

Dan

Jarlsberg > Swiss or provo.

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It may work with a water-resistant cellphone. I wouldn’t try it with mine, though. I suspect it’s not that water-resistant…

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