A Letter From Trollestia

by Tropical Octave

A Glimpse Into the Future

"Celestia! Your tyranny has gone on long enough!"

The sun goddess only frowned. "My dear student, you see I have only done this to test you. And you passed."

Twilight stomped her hoof hard against the cobblestone flooring, shattering the few windows within Canterlot's dungeons.

"No! I won't come to terms with that! This had gone on long enough Celestia! Your time is at an end for you to call yourself the most powerful troller!"

Celestia's face split into a grin so wide Pinkie would be jealous. "Then it seems we're at an impasse...my most faithful student."

"TROLLESTIA! I CHALLENGE THEE TO A VERBAL DUEL!"

"I humbly accept thine challenge...Troll-light Sparkle."

The world shook as the challenge was met, even it was startled by the sheer force of they're words.

If anything could be called certain, it would be that nopony would be safe from the ensuing carnage that is...

Twilight Vs. Celestia - Troll-Off of the Century!

Quick Author's Note - Sorry everybody, the above story will have to wait fourteen days until being written (As I'm going on vacation in San Diego)
I'm sorry for that, but I'm sure not enough people have read this to really care any-who lol.
Keep being golden Bronys.
~Your friendly author, Obyvious.

Afterthought - Present date would happen to be...August 15th 2012. Time to count down the days until TROLL-MAGEDDON!!!

Comments

[Xuncu]

YES.

[BlackWindinSocks]

ROARZ, i certainly care about this, you freaking trollther. how dare you get my hopes up, then CRUSH them like a bug.

[Ceraph]

Me likey :3

[Critical Lighthouse]

I bet you thought this legacy would fade off into the darkness did you not? Finish this!

[Tropical Octave]

2103095 Oh sh-- I mean, howdy there! And yes, yes I did.
Quite frankly I'm surprised you've managed to dig this up after...25 weeks?
Holy cherry-marmalade, Batman!
And if you insist on me ending this, I suppose I could put a little effort into it...Maybe.

[CyborgRainbowDash3]

Derpy LIKE!!! Derpy want more Trollestia!

Oh, sorry, Derpy Hooves took over for a second. We both like the story!

[Nightdancer Moonblossom]

GIV ME MOR TROLLESTIA!!!!!!!!!!!

plz

[Aerin Silverfeather]

This is an accurate description of my Saturday night last week 'cept with two extra vomit sessions and a slightly differently worded letter. Ugh still not feelin right