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note: thanks for Zyrian for editing! You're the best.

Greetings everypony! Now that the human world is soon to be open to Equestria, it's important to provide basic information about these long lost mythical creatures.

3/16/18 edited for spelling and grammatical errors.

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Ok this is...odd. Why the comparison to bonobos? On a somewhat different note this kinda of reminds me of several articles that endlessly romanticized bonobo society while downplaying or ignoring the negative traits.

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I think perhaps you answered your own question. Overall, though, yes.Everything that falls out of my brain is odd. I like the juxtaposition of what we perceive and what is.

Interesting at first, but we really don't have any concrete numbers to legitimize it. Basically, it sounds like she wrote a paper on an entire species by studying a single amorous individual. Honestly Twilight, where's your scholastic integrity?

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I suppose we'd have to look at her 5th citation to know for sure. To the Canterlot royal library!

Ah, I do love the "through alien eyes" trope. This was delightful - and makes one quite suspicious about what sort of human Twilight had been hanging around. :duck:

I like it.

Uh so I see someone must have writers block with that master's thesis/research paper/report

Also she forgot our insatiable need to go very fast even though we lack all the stuff pegasuses have to facilitate that.

So flying rides and skydives are manditory! But only under proper supervision as to not seriously injure them

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That is a significant oversight.

Dear princess twilight sparkle, we regret to inform you that due to this terrible thesis, war has broken out with the humans. We have no idea why though. We are writing to ask you for another thesis on the matter.

Sincerely
The Royal Institute of Xenobiology

It is extremely dangerous to threaten a sapient being while a human is nearby.

One of the nicest things about humans I ever heard :twilightsmile:

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...are you referencing a different story? I can't tell.

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No, all the citations are fictitious.

After reading through, I saw that annotation 4 was info taken from Lyra's work. I thought to myself, "wait, that seems fishy" and decided to find the number throughout this page. It started well enough, with a factoid from g1 and our world being similar to Everfree... Then...

A pony can be a protectorate in the day and a lover or protector in the night.

Yeah, classic Lyra.

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