950542 "Only the unloved hate. The unloved and the unnatural." If you're going to steal, steal from the best! I love that movie and I knew I needed to work in a reference to it somewhere.
Ohhh... dis gon be gud. But really, great story! It's funny I just read up to chapter 5 (for the first time) and just as I was closing my browser, this updated!
"That's why I've chosen you to be the first ones to test out our new... more efficient method of collecting samples. If this works, I assure you we'll be able to keep up with the demand." Lyra and Bon Bon exchanged nervous looks. They smiled at their boss, weakly."
Oh god. Is this going to be what I think it is? Let's just hope not.
950579 This one was going to be longer, but I cut a relatively-long (for me) chapter into two average-sized chapters. The next one will be up quicker than it took to get this one up... hopefully.
950562 That Chaplin quote... you glorious bastard...
I have to say that to me this is the best chapter yet. I saw the "Hand over fist" bit and was getting ready to type a corrective comment. Then I saw it was intentional. Congrats, you toppled the Terminology/Grammar Nazi Reichmarschall. It's funny, it's cute, and has so many dirty jokes. Such a classic
Oh god, this NEW method. I have a very bad feeling about this. Pinkie here agrees with me, seeing as how shes shaking like a jackhammer. INCOMING DOOZY!
In spite of the staff's spunky attitude My personal favorite line of this chapter, just because it's the kind of joke that would get snuck into a network news broadcast.
"test out our new... more efficient method of collecting samples. If this works, I assure you we'll be able to keep up with the demand"
and also I fisted-pumped so hard when Berry Pinch threaten to countersue. I was like,"YEAAHHH, stand up against the ignorant, closed-minded protestors!!" they made her cry, they deserve no mercy.
I demand next chapter NOW! You know you cant resist this face
First? :D
Time to read chapter!
Edit: interesting. I was kinda hoping for...actually I don't know. Lol. But all in all, I like lyras hand idioms. Great.
"You mustn't hate. Only the unloved hate"
HOLY SHIT CHARLIE CHAPLIN IS THAT YOU
It is 2:21 a.m, but this takes precedence over sleep!
EDIT:
I don't know if I should be scared of the next chapter, or looking forward to it... Sweet!
Oh, and the ad was hilarious!
Amazing, as always. Good to see the cryobank getting some positive media, and the possible return to comedy. Keep up the good work!
And then Erin Bro-nett became universally used in all fan-fiction.
950542
"Only the unloved hate. The unloved and the unnatural."
If you're going to steal, steal from the best! I love that movie and I knew I needed to work in a reference to it somewhere.
You know, even with all the jizz, this is a surprisingly sweet story.
Ohhh... dis gon be gud. But really, great story! It's funny I just read up to chapter 5 (for the first time) and just as I was closing my browser, this updated!
950564 With a salty aftertaste
Awwww! So short! But enjoyable none the less. Please update again soon.
EDIT: From now on I'm posting immediately to prevent stupid people from posting "first".
"That's why I've chosen you to be the first ones to test out our new... more efficient method of collecting samples. If this works, I assure you we'll be able to keep up with the demand." Lyra and Bon Bon exchanged nervous looks. They smiled at their boss, weakly."
Oh god. Is this going to be what I think it is? Let's just hope not.
950579
This one was going to be longer, but I cut a relatively-long (for me) chapter into two average-sized chapters. The next one will be up quicker than it took to get this one up... hopefully.
"Only the unloved hate."
You just quoted one of my favorite speeches. I now feel compelled to watch it again.
oh and, WOOHOOO! NEW CHAPTER!
More efficient method of collecting samples? Why am I afraid?
ÑÑÑuuuuu...
You know im cultured because there's a squiggly line over the n.
YES! NEW CHAPTER!
I think I see where this is going.........dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_dealwithit.png
Wow, a Charlie Chaplin reference and potential akward sperm-gathering methods? This is fantastic!
Lovely story! Two thumbs up. And good job stirring up trouble, at least you didn't bring Derpy and her children into this mess.
950562 That Chaplin quote... you glorious bastard...
I have to say that to me this is the best chapter yet. I saw the "Hand over fist" bit and was getting ready to type a corrective comment. Then I saw it was intentional. Congrats, you toppled the Terminology/Grammar Nazi Reichmarschall. It's funny, it's cute, and has so many dirty jokes. Such a classic
MOAR AND MOAR AND MOAR AND MOAR!!! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_RageFace.png
"Nopony understood her rich lexicon of hand-based idioms."
I know how you feel Lyra.
950685
Whenever your story needs a hand idiom, just have Lyra say it and it will be accepted.
I knew this would be a cliche were the newbies were the hero's to take charge but that's good cliche and so is this story!
(Hehe machine...)
950706 I really oughta know that by now...
So... now it IS a Whorsehouse?
It is 3 AM, but sleep is for the weak. Let's get the next one out just as quickly you epic person you.
Uh-oh, I hope the rating doesn't change to "m", if wjat I'm thinking is true,though, it probably isn't.
this story, by the way.
"test out our new... more efficient method of collecting samples. If this works, I assure you we'll be able to keep up with the demand"
ummmmmm
Oh god, this NEW method. I have a very bad feeling about this. Pinkie here agrees with me, seeing as how shes shaking like a jackhammer. INCOMING DOOZY!
I'm seeing a Phantom Mare in their future.
...
What? I took a lot of veterinary courses before I switched majors and I learned some of the more traditional methods of animal husbandry.
I saw dat cash for clunkers reference there
In spite of the staff's spunky attitude
My personal favorite line of this chapter, just because it's the kind of joke that would get snuck into a network news broadcast.
Wait, what happened to this NOT being a whorehouse?
Berry Pinch knows how to file a counter-suit, but has no idea what 'mommy's special grape juice' is?
950800
I know, right? Not many people actually know that Spunk is also a colloquiallism (or something) meaning er... liquid protestor repellant.
Lyra lowered her head and let out a disgruntled sigh. Nopony understood her rich lexicon of hand-based idioms.
This really did make me laugh out loud. Fantastic and very funny story!
maby i missed him but ware is big mac
940792 I know what a straight Rainbow Dash is; the one that doesn't piss me off with gay pride and doesn't get super defensive about gays.
"test out our new... more efficient method of collecting samples. If this works, I assure you we'll be able to keep up with the demand"
and also I fisted-pumped so hard when Berry Pinch threaten to countersue. I was like,"YEAAHHH, stand up against the ignorant, closed-minded protestors!!" they made her cry, they deserve no mercy.
I demand next chapter NOW! You know you cant resist this face
Is it good that i have a bad feeling about this so called 'new way of taking specimens'?
@Mynn_Yero Props for the Ron White reference!!!
Next chapter is about them giving stallions hoofjobs.
@Sum41stoner A hero appears! Hopefully it was an uppercut, or a hookshot :D
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
"Do you enjoy having a firm grasp on your financial future?"
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"You mustn't hate. Only the unloved hate"
i see what you did there...
950714 Yeah, seriously, Pau- er, wait... who are you, again?
I know everyone and their grandma has pointed this out already, but wow. Nice Chaplin reference you hid there.
i cant even finish the first chapter without dying to laughter.
Staying up all night reading might have an advantage after all.