Author's note: While the setting takes place in a cryobank, the story will follow Lyra and Bon Bon's perspective. The actual method for acquiring samples will only be alluded to; never graphically described. I want to keep this Teen rated.

Update: Yeah, plans have changed. The first six chapters can still be considered Teen rated, but chapter seven will embrace the Mature rating for comedic effect.

Also, feel free to listen to or read along with the story!
Chapter 1 Laughing All the Way to the Bank

This sounds funny.

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I love you, man!

Oh Celestia, the misunderstandings!

I've read at least 8 fanfictions and 3 already involve lesponies.

HOOF JOBS!

This is too good though a minor misspelling I found; complection should be complexion.

So many Puns.

I'll give this a shot.

Oh dear god...
You killed my sides with lulz.

I couldn't stop laughing. So many misunderstandings. Good story

That was awesome.

ohhh god

This is gonna be good

Dem misunderstandings.

I can tell this is going to be hilarious.

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Their relationship as lovers never takes center stage in this story. First and foremost, they are best friends.

At least, it didn't... until somepony forced their hoof.

Oh I lolled hard! This is genius writing! I eagerly await more

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Thanks! I really appreciate the feedback.
Trust me. More updates are coming soon.

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Oops! Thanks!
Update: Fixed!

Always impressive, you always have the best humor for these stories!

seeing how bon bon and lyra are always paired with each other, hasbro is basically being a troll when they said golden harvest(carrot top) is actually lyra's PFF.

First of all: Puns are mankind's greatest achievement since discovering fire, and anyone who refuses to acknowledge their comedic superiority is just deluding themselves.

Secondly: Sperm bank jokes are wonderful things, and you are awesome to have combined them with ponies

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I must admit I also have a penchant for pitiful puns.
In a world with so few males, sperm banks should be a hot commodity.
Thanks for the feedback!

That was hilarious cant wait to keep on reading

I had to take a small break every second line. I think that means you've succeeded as an author.

Heheh.... Hot dog warmer.... Heheheh

This is one of the funniest starts to a story that wasn't made straight-up for laughs. I'm also really pleased to find something that gives Bon-Bon character besides being a straightmare to everything Lyra does.

So no one will hire Lyra to play? And Bon-Bon doesn't have a sweet shop?

Oh Lawdy! XD

Wow... so much misunderstanding!!!

I had to bite down on my wrist to avoid laughing too hard! Brilliant writing! Eagerly waiting for the rest!

See, this is exactly the kind of fic I can't read.

At least, not at night. I'm gonna wake all my family with my hysterical laughter!

Great start, although it'd be easier to read if you but some space between paragraphs

Oh god, this is the best cringe comedy I've read.

I can tell you've put a lot of thought about the best way to cram a lot of stuff into a small space, and everything comes so thick and fast it just makes me cringe!

Seriously though, almost every line made me laugh so hard I had to stop reading. If you can keep this up you'll be my favorite writer ever!

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"...you've put a lot of thought about the best way to cram a lot of stuff into a small space, and everything comes so thick and fast it just makes me cringe!"

Giggidy.

But seriously, thanks for the feedback!

Note to self, reading this while drunk was possibly the best decision of my life.

One chapter in, barely stopped laughing.

This was totally hilarious.

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*singing* If you wanna be my lover, first you gotta be my friend! Love can last forever, but friendship never eeeennnds!

you just made me laugh so hard i pissed my pants.LITERALLY. but it was worth it.

Helping them make deposits...

First I was like:

Then I was like:

Finally I was like:

"There's a difference," Lyra said, "My jokes are funny. You go for the low hanging fruit." Bon Bon stuck her tongue out petulantly at her marefriend.

Well, Lyra certainly gave HER the cold shoulder! Trust me, that was nothing. Oh don't give me those icy stares, I'll warm up to you eventually, but if you start throwing a fit you'll be treading on thin ice. Trust me, if you try to match my wit, you won't have a snowball's chance in Hell!

Should I keep going? ...need some help with comedic relief? (not saying you're lacking, but everypony could use help)

"Our first real exposure came when we were just little fillies selling our boxes on the street corner." Bon Bon said.

OhmyCelestia

Oh Sweet Luna, the misunderstandings!

Blew their wads. I can picture the look on Coldheart's face.

I just want to say that it is currently 2am and I could only read half way through because I couldnt stop laughing I am going to continue reading tomorrow when I am not so influenced by my need for sleep

Oh god... My sides!

DAT WAS FUNNY, GOOD JOB!

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remind me when I turn 21 to take an amnesiac to forget this chapter, get drunk, and read it again.

Please, whatever you do, don't mention you're theories
your
the two mares were soon greeted by a yellow nurse pony with a striped-blue mane.
The
Sorry for the nazism

I lost it at the "selling our boxes" part. ive got tears in my eyes BAAHAHAHA

925276 Things only get worse from this point on. Welcome to FIMFiction. Where lesbians round every corner and no one seems to know what a straight Rainbow Dash is.