• Published 17th Jul 2012
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Lyra and Bon Bon's Odd Jobs - Bronystories



Lyra and Bon Bon get jobs in Ponyville's only cryobank. (a.k.a. sperm bank) Hilarity ensues.

Comments ( 202 )

973784 Not fair, posting a comment before submitting the chapter!

Nooo! Not a dollar ninety-five!

How did you know my one weakness?!

Haha! This is really good.
Epilogue and still incomplete? :rainbowhuh:

so wait does this continue with berry pinch now or are u starting a new story

I was gunna be seccond but i had to register first... :derpytongue2:

Oh God, my sides hurt. If indeed there is to be a sequel, and that cut off wasn't just a total troll thing (I'm still mad about that by the way), I am definitely looking forward to it. Your writing is absolutely hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

...I think Pinchy needs a hug.

Considering his... output earlier, I expected it to be :eeyup: Quite frankly.

Oh my GOD

That was absolute genius. YOU are absolute genius.


Also where did Lyra learn to be so sexy? :rainbowderp:

Do you take Visa for transpher?

973894
Lyra and Bon Bon's Odd Jobs II: Frisky Fillies is currently in the queue! Chapter one is done! :rainbowkiss:

This is the kind of mature 'sexual' fic I can read :yay:

:pinkiehappy:
do i sense not one, but TWO sequels in the make?
everypony, say it with me

The sequels have been Doubled! :rainbowlaugh::twilightsmile::raritywink::yay::ajsmug::pinkiegasp:

Needs more Lyra and Bon Bon adventures. Who knows, maybe Caramel and Pokey can be open minded with Berry and Lil' Pinchy can have a happy family after all :pinkiehappy:

In addition to a homophobic fundy group being shoved half-arsedly in without any effort to tweak it to fit with the setting, this story has another problem: its portrayal of Bon-Bon is self-contradictory. You cannot go with the "Her cutie mark is actually a throat lozenge and she's a standup comic" interpretation and then have her be so clueless about things like sperm banks and phone-sex lines.

Oh BS, you rascally devil, you. You made me think that he was going to do bad things to his daughter. :rainbowlaugh:

Atomic fusion on his carbon rod... I lost it for about a minute, right there. This has been one of my favorite new fics, and I'm glad that the fun will continue. Excellent job, and I can't wait to start the sequel! :twilightsmile:

I feel i must apologise. When you had Atomic Faith going to his daughter's room I became very afraid. I'm sorry for jumping to horrible conclusions.

At first, the story's plot line was like following a map. Straightforward and easy. Now? It's like a two year old got hold of it and went crazy with the crayons. You can't figure out which way you're going next.

:rainbowlaugh: Such a good ending, but what's this, a new beginning? :pinkiegasp: Yes! :twilightsmile:

Please transfer an additional $1.95 for the next minute or this call will be terminated.

*Throws more than necessary at the screen*

973997
So L&BBOJ is the equivalent to Billy's path in the Family Circus comics?

973988
You didn't jump to conclusions, I carefully led you by the hand towards those conclusions, then pulled a bait and switch! :pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy:

974033

Exactly. I didn't think anyone would get that reference if I used it so I decided to use simpler terms

Oh that is priceless! A family stuck in the 1920's and Pokey doesn't wanna pierce mares!

o god you cant end the story here
WRITE MORE please
i beg you

974056
You think that's an obscure reference? I wonder how many people know Lyra's "Where the elite meet to beat their meat" is a reference to the American 1941 radio program "Duffy's Tavern." The series ran for nearly a decade and was known for starting each episode with the ringing of a telephone. Archie, the manager, would answer the phone and say, "Hello, Duffy's Tavern, where the elite meet to eat. Archie the manager speakin'. Duffy ain't here—oh, hello, Duffy."

The more you know. :twistnerd:

HA! A hilarious end for a HILARIOUS fic. Great work sir! GREAT WORK.

973988
I thought the same thing. Though I wouldn't put it past Atomic Faith.

974098

I remember hearing that once before, some time ago. Funny how things slip the mind now a days. Just the other day I actually bothered to remember Abbot and Castello 'Who's on first'

"...performing atomic fusion on his carbon rod..." Oh Celestia, that was hilarious.
And as everyone already said, you managed to make us think there was going to be pedophilia :pinkiesick:
Thank you for, you know, NOT actually doing that. Performing atomic fusion on his carbon rod is much better :rainbowlaugh:
Yay sequels!

I want to know what happens to Berry Pinch.

973866 I... I laughed at seeing Shang Tsung xD That isn't a reference that comes up much.

You're such a fucking genius :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I bet you berry's pinch father would still love her........but if other mares used his donated semen things will get weird

"Where the elite meet to beat their meat."
fuck, I lost it here, seriously, Lol

Ok I nearly got very ticked with Atomic Faith going to his daughter's room. It honestly seemed like something he would do (which i have to say is impressive for you as an author to be able to make it completely beliveable that he would do that.)

I cant wait for the next story Lyra and Bon Bon are going to get fired the first day for cussing Atomic Faith out or humiliating him.

The possibilities are like.. ENDLESS. :scootangel:

I really hope to see part two start up soon. All the jokes you present have me burst into fits of laughter. :rainbowlaugh:

atomic fusion on his carbon rod

I would just like to point out that, that metaphor actually does not fit with his profession, based off their cutie marks, it appears they they specialize in uranium FISSION not hydrogen and helium FUSION. :P

still, great story, downright hilarious. :pinkiehappy:

974546
Omfg not cool I am crying cause im laughing so hard right now.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

$1.95? Really? I'll give ya TEN dollars if you need it!!

973857
Guy needs to post the link to the Sequel right? I mean it only makes sense.

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