I love Berry Punch here. I mean, I prefer her post-rehab and actually off the sauce but heck, I take what I can get. Seems sad there's no Colgate but Pinchy is loved all the same and that's what matters.
Phone sex Lyra and Bon Bon. Yea, this is going places. Awesome places.
Oh Bon Bon what are we going to do with you? Well actually I mean what are y'all gonna do 'cause I'm going to laugh my ass off. This was a good story and you should feel good for writing it.
But why only an Epilogue? Why not continue a little longer with this, sure doing it three times over may wear it out, but I would be quite interested to see what this job turned out to be like.
964929 Teen-rated stories like this one were bumped up to Mature-rated due to their adult humor. Even the most mature chapter is still pretty tame compared to my other stories.
The "odd jobs" referenced in the title applied to their positions at the sperm bank. This wasn't intended to be a series going from job to job. However, I will give an example of their new job in the epilogue.
I do have another story planned for Lyra and Bon Bon, and it will be so awesome!
965026 Let me just say that if their jobs as phone sex operators eventually becomes Lyra and Bon Bon's Odd Jobs 2, it will be its own separate story and won't come anywhere close to getting a Teen-rating.
There won't be a sequel, will there? Not that I'm saying I don't want more, but there's no sense in making a new story when an "Act 2" or something to that effect will suffice. That said, I am waiting for more with bated breath.
965107 No, that sentence is correct. There's a full stop between "daughter" and "Berry Punch" because the newscaster is addressing Berry Punch herself, not her daughter. Mostly because a filly probably wouldn't be allowed to take a job in a sperm bank.
........... Sperm carnival? I-I don't even. What is this? However, Lyra's argument for getting out of crime charges was pretty much the most genious thing I've ever heard so I'll give it a thumbs up anyway.
"This is Erin Bro-nett, reporting to you live from the grand reopening of the Ponyville Cryobank," she said, "I'm here with the bank's brain trust, Berry Punch, and her daughter. Berry Punch, what was your motivation behind taking this job?" Please explain since when Berry Punch is her own daughter?
There was a carnival-style squirt gun event, where the object was to be the first to fill your cup with the vanilla yogurt that shot out of the suggestively-shaped guns. Depending on their scores, winners received small, medium or large plush sperm dolls.
964949 personal opinion, Cupcakes was tamer than some of your other stories still, can't wait for your wrap-up's wrap up, and i hope you continue this with more hijinks
Epilogue to follow!
The epilogue will have its own epilogue!
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FIRST (After op XD)
time to read fic!
edit: LOLOLOL
oh bon bon.
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are you gonna write a follow up fic about their endeavors for their next "odd job"?
I would really hope you actually write what happens there, but I suppose I can live with just an epilogue.
It has been a fun ride nonetheless. XD
Aw, it's almost over already?
I love Berry Punch here. I mean, I prefer her post-rehab and actually off the sauce but heck, I take what I can get. Seems sad there's no Colgate but Pinchy is loved all the same and that's what matters.
Phone sex Lyra and Bon Bon. Yea, this is going places. Awesome places.
I spotted a few errors, mostly just mixing up Punch and Pinch. Interesting turn of events, though.
Oh Bon Bon what are we going to do with you?
Well actually I mean what are y'all gonna do 'cause I'm going to laugh my ass off.
This was a good story and you should feel good for writing it.
oh god, this is going to be good...
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Their names have one different letter between them, and 'U' is right next to 'I' on the keyboard.
Update: Fixed!
964744 <this.. would love to see bon bons expression when she finally realized what she got herself into again
the story had some great moments for laughing hard.. glad i decided to read this story.. keep doing things like this
XD
Brilliant.
But why only an Epilogue? Why not continue a little longer with this, sure doing it three times over may wear it out, but I would be quite interested to see what this job turned out to be like.
I liked this story i dont want it to end
Bon Bon, we love you but you're seriously going to need to get with the times on sexual references
I agree with almost everybody else; do one or two more odd jobs before Bon-Bon finally finds something respectable
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Teen-rated stories like this one were bumped up to Mature-rated due to their adult humor. Even the most mature chapter is still pretty tame compared to my other stories.
Hah! This is quite hilarious my good fellow.
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The "odd jobs" referenced in the title applied to their positions at the sperm bank. This wasn't intended to be a series going from job to job. However, I will give an example of their new job in the epilogue.
I do have another story planned for Lyra and Bon Bon, and it will be so awesome!
Poor Bon Bon, I can see her having a heart attack after this.
I think that this chapter was my favorite XD The carnival, little stuffed sperm toys, and Lyra+Bonbon's new job....
Hope there's at least a LABBOJ2
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Let me just say that if their jobs as phone sex operators eventually becomes Lyra and Bon Bon's Odd Jobs 2, it will be its own separate story and won't come anywhere close to getting a Teen-rating.
Yes! It was a good story!
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Yea I know that's what I meant. A new one. Brony pls.
There won't be a sequel, will there? Not that I'm saying I don't want more, but there's no sense in making a new story when an "Act 2" or something to that effect will suffice.
That said, I am waiting for more with bated breath.
Oh god. The last few paragraphs killed me!! Can't wait for the epilogue.
965107 No, that sentence is correct. There's a full stop between "daughter" and "Berry Punch" because the newscaster is addressing Berry Punch herself, not her daughter. Mostly because a filly probably wouldn't be allowed to take a job in a sperm bank.
I think this is the only story ever that's made me laugh beyond control, made me sad, and made my stomach hurt...all at once....
Great story.
The last chapter actually had me laughing out loud! Thanks! The whole idea of a spermbank treated like a McDonalds or something is hilarious!
well done, so thumbs up.
a bit crude so no pdf of it made for my e-reader
Please tell me you're going to make a round two
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Money shot glasses.... Yep it's official. This is the funniest thing I've ever read. Lyra and Bon Bon as phone sex operators? Here we go again.
While I feel you could continue this story, I was glad to be along for the ride.
........... Sperm carnival? I-I don't even. What is this?
However, Lyra's argument for getting out of crime charges was pretty much the most genious thing I've ever heard so I'll give it a thumbs up anyway.
964718 I'm also waiting for the sequel.
This was such a good read! It made me laugh so much
I can't wait for the epilogue! Moar Lyra and Bon Bon craziness!
no dont end
HAHAHAHA!
o god a phone sex line
"This is Erin Bro-nett, reporting to you live from the grand reopening of the Ponyville Cryobank," she said, "I'm here with the bank's brain trust, Berry Punch, and her daughter. Berry Punch, what was your motivation behind taking this job?"
Please explain since when Berry Punch is her own daughter?
So you aren't going to make this a long running series with them constantly getting into "odd" jobs?
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My reaction to the new job: *grin widens to an extreme degree*
-Glassed
There was a carnival-style squirt gun event, where the object was to be the first to fill your cup with the vanilla yogurt that shot out of the suggestively-shaped guns. Depending on their scores, winners received small, medium or large plush sperm dolls.
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Notice the period after daughter. The second instance of 'Berry Punch' is the reporter addressing her directly.
965498
Well, you see, there's this certain sepia pony with a hourglass cutie mark...
Actually, notice there's a full stop after daughter.
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personal opinion, Cupcakes was tamer than some of your other stories
still, can't wait for your wrap-up's wrap up, and i hope you continue this with more hijinks
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"personal opinion, Cupcakes was tamer than some of your other stories "
I'm not sure if I should be flattered, or ashamed.
Either way, I loled.
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*shrug* your reaction is your call, but I'm glad it got a laugh
Bweh heh heh~