100 favorites in, like, 12 hours. I think that's a personal best for me! Maybe I should write more Teen-rated stuff in the future... Nah, just kidding. I'll still probably write mostly clop.
All jokes aside though, thank you everyone for enjoying my stories!
I had to quit reading at "Masturbation Booth." It sucks so much being able to feel embarassed for fictional characters.
The humour throughout is incredibly crude, crass, and downright perverse. It's like you were writing this for me personally . The actual writing itself is clever, it flows nicely and I've yet to find any grammatical or spelling mistakes. Let us pray you can continue this quickly.
929571 In between updates, feel free to read my other stories. Most are rated Mature, if you're into that sort of thing. I also have a couple other Teen rated stories that are probably worth your time.
929752 I would, but MLP is the one thing I refuse to observe at blatantly sexual levels. This story and a few others are as far as I'm willing to see the ponies en flagrante. That said, I imagine your clopfics are quite good reads.
There was a copy of Highlights for Foals, with all of the puzzles already solved with crayons, an Equestrian Geographic from ten years ago, debunking the 'Nightmare Moon Myth' and a medical publication for those in the cryobanking profession.
927937 I don't know personally. But I watched Dirty Jobs a lot when it was still on the Discovery Channel, and they did something involving horses. Again, I don't know how much, but.....a lot. Excuse me while I go purge that fact out of my head now
933267 "...how do you know so much about sperm banks?"
Just a Google search, my friend, just a Google search. I've never even set foot in a cryobank before. They say to 'write what you know.' I prefer to write what sounds funny.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
I'm liking this so far, bookmarked for future reading.
You know, pony sperm cups would probably be a lot bigger than humans'. Do you know how much of the stuff horses produce?
927937 Honestly i don't want to know...
923877 It's for the better. Lyra/BonBon don't need to be involved helping these colts/stallions donate.
This is hilarious..... Am I a bad person now?
I cant stop laughing
expecting more like this, keep up the good work
The sheer amount of potential misunderstandings that could occur makes my head swim...
So the hilarity ensues......dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra2.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_grin.png
Oh my lord.
Yup we're all going to hell
100 favorites in, like, 12 hours.
I think that's a personal best for me!
Maybe I should write more Teen-rated stuff in the future...
Nah, just kidding. I'll still probably write mostly clop.
All jokes aside though, thank you everyone for enjoying my stories!
If Kevin Smith wrote an episode of MLP, this would probably be the result.
Loving it so far.
This is great! Can't wait for more. I hope the pony who has to throw those magazines out is a unicorn.
Dear author... did you used to work in a sperm bank? You seem to be suspiciously knowledgeable about the subject...
This is gonna be so weird and hilarious. Please continue.
This is soo rich,
Lolz, Blossomforth
I had to quit reading at "Masturbation Booth." It sucks so much being able to feel embarassed for fictional characters.
The humour throughout is incredibly crude, crass, and downright perverse. It's like you were writing this for me personally . The actual writing itself is clever, it flows nicely and I've yet to find any grammatical or spelling mistakes. Let us pray you can continue this quickly.
929571
In between updates, feel free to read my other stories. Most are rated Mature, if you're into that sort of thing. I also have a couple other Teen rated stories that are probably worth your time.
In any case, thanks for the feedback!
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You just know that limber pegaslut has posed for some kinky pics.
929752 I would, but MLP is the one thing I refuse to observe at blatantly sexual levels. This story and a few others are as far as I'm willing to see the ponies en flagrante. That said, I imagine your clopfics are quite good reads.
Anytime, just ask!
That was way funnier than I expected, I'm glad I read it can't wait for the rest!
Hilarious!
yup, you're trying to kill us with laughter.
I don't mean to be pushy or offend, but how do you know so much about sperm banks?
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She was young and she needed the money!
There was a copy of Highlights for Foals, with all of the puzzles already solved with crayons, an Equestrian Geographic from ten years ago, debunking the 'Nightmare Moon Myth' and a medical publication for those in the cryobanking profession.
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927983 Nope, you find sexually awkward comedy funny, that makes you normal... whatever 'normal' is.
This is fucking hilarious, man. Love it.
A few grammer errors, but funny none the less.
"Lyra and Bon Bon shuffled their feet and waited."
Feet? FEET?!
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Sorry, Lyra. You're not one step closer to getting your wish.
Update: Fixed!
My goodness Bon Bon is slow.
This story is hilarious, but I spotted a small mistake.
Moth mares tried not to vividly picture what was going on behind that door.
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You mean Lyra doesn't have hands and she isn't a moth either? JK
Thanks for catching the goof!
Update: Fixed!
Oh my god.
For the longest time I thought Caramel was a mare.
I am blind no longer.
DUHFUQ. I can imagine the entire world of everyone being ponyfied and then everyone being gay.
939188 HOLYFUQ, THAT RAINBOW DASH IS FUQIN' FAT!
928196 GOOD, I shall now watch you, so that I might locate good clopfics. img.ponibooru.org/_images/406813445c21389dc05a9df8a10711ed/136559%20-%20artist%3Awafflecannon%20bueno%20bueno_excelente%20Hugh_Jelly%20me_gusta.jpg
This is the most unprofessionally-run sperm bank in the history of horse sperm banks. I'm amazed they have any repeat donors.
"MASTURBATION BOOTH" BAHHAHAHAHAHA YOUR GONNA KILL ME
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I don't think we want to know
The Big Book of Plot Holes
Oh god...
My sides...
>>Radical Prescott
I do not want to know how he got into the storage area
927937 I don't know personally. But I watched Dirty Jobs a lot when it was still on the Discovery Channel, and they did something involving horses. Again, I don't know how much, but.....a lot. Excuse me while I go purge that fact out of my head now
927937
I don't know but here's a joke...
What do mayonnaise and elephants have in common?
They both come in quarts.
i still cannot breath from reading this. ive had to pause and stop reading from laughing and embarresment sooooo great!
933267
"...how do you know so much about sperm banks?"
Just a Google search, my friend, just a Google search. I've never even set foot in a cryobank before. They say to 'write what you know.' I prefer to write what sounds funny.
I don't know if i should laugh or hang my head in shame. I'll do both.
Now to read this out loud in front of children in the park.