"Hi Twi-Twi!" A pair of pink hooves slipped over Twilight Sparkle's eyes, as the pony they belonged to planted a smacking kiss on the alicorn's forehead. "Guess who?"
"I have absolutely no idea," Twilight answered dryly. However, she was unable to maintain her stern facade for long, and turned around to give her marefriend a kiss. "Hi, Pinks."
The party pony plopped to the ground and stared expectantly at Twilight. "Hi! So what's the answer?"
"Um... you haven't asked me a question yet?"
Pinkie smacked her forehead. "Oh, right! I forgot. Okay, here's the question: Pretend that you’re stuck in a magical room with only two exits. Through the first exit is a room made from a big magnifying glass, and the blazing hot sun will fry you into a melted gooey puddle. Through the second door is a room with a big meany scary fire-breathing dragon. Which door do you go through?"
Twilight frowned. "I would just use my magic to teleport out."
Pinkie gasped dramatically and threw herself across Twilight's body, knocking them both to the floor. "Noooooo! That's cheating! You have to pick a door!"
Twilight's eyes crinkled as she stared into her marefriend's pleading blue eyes. "Fine." She thought for a while, running through various mental scenarios and calculating probabilities at lightning speed. "Well, I guess I would pick the door with the dragon. That way I'd have a chance of overpowering him with my magic or convincing him to leave me alone."
Pinkie shook her head fondly. "Silly Twi-Twi. You should pick the door with the magnifying glass - all you have to do is wait for the sun to set!" She squeezed the alicorn into a tight hug that left her gasping for breath and then shot to her hooves. "Well, I gotta go! Mrs. Cake wants me. I'll see you tonight!" She winked mischievously and darted away.
Twilight stared after Pinkie Pie with her mouth open. Somehow, she hadn't thought of that possibility. "Well, I guess that's lateral thinking if I ever heard it," she murmured with a rueful chuckle. "Maybe I should ask Pinkie for help with my book of logic puzzles more often
Hmm, how about Scootaloo x Sweetie Belle?
Discord X Starlight Glimmer: Primordials
Twilight X Nightmare Moon: Spoils of Victory
Discord X Chrysalis: Royal
Twilight x Adagio coempresses
SoarinDash: Flying
ScootaDash: The future (to avoid implications of foalcon, it either takes place IN the future, or Scoots is aged up)
SunBurst: Children
Dragon Lord Ember and Prince Blue Blood
8165512 Forgot the other stuff.
Ship name: ScootaBelle
Title: I have no clue, Crusader Love maybe?
Woo! Am I late to the party? I want to request CheesePie "Cupcakes", Flutterdash "Hot Chocolate" and TwiDash "Nerd". Thank you!
Yessssss good, that hit the spot :D
Oooh! May I additionally request Starlight Glimmer x Trixie "Rabbit from a Hat", Dashcord "Mischief" and another AppleDash with "Peaches"? (Yeah, that last one was pretty random...)...Okay, bye! You're awesome!
1. Appletop (Applejack x Carrot Top) : Food Fight
2. Octyra (Octavia x Lyra) : High Strung
3. Pinkette (Pinkie x Minuette) : Party Time
sunset shimmer x sonata dusk forgiveness
adagio dazzle x sunset shimmer silk stockings
pinkie pie x spike sweet treats
spike x fluttershy vampire
celestia x twilight sparkle bananas
Pinkie Pie x Discord - "Chaos, in Part(y)"
Pinkie Pie x Rainbow Dash - "Memories"
Blueblood x Rarity - "Rejected" (hopefully Rarity rejecting Blueblood??)
Discord x himself. No context.
Thoralestia (Princess Celestia x King Thorax): Blind Date
Sunsarity (Sunset Shimmer x Rarity): Film Noir
Cherrilee x Octavia: Femme Fatale
EDITED: I didn't notice the request limit, Sorry! Now it fits it.
Twilight x Ember molten magic
Sci-Twi x vice principal Luna reverse authority
Spike x Big Mac Big Spac
Discord x Angel Ancord
Cadence x Twilight Twidence
I don't really want them to be together but I like to read to see what happens.
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Ha!
Oh, Pinkie Pie.
King Sombra x Fluttershy: Vampirism
Trixie x Big Macintosh: Spectacle
Twilight Sparkle x Prince Blueblood: Admiration and Shame
Twilight x Blueblood: Secret love (I'll PM you about this)
Twilight x Big Mac: Anchored neurosis
Luna x Sombra: Reaching for the Stars
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What about ScootaBelle "Duet"?
8167816 Ooh, I like that one.
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Will do! Quick question though, what exactly is Sunburst? Did you mean StarBurst, or...?
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Not late at all, no worries! And thank you... flattery always helps
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Yay
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Thanks!!
Oh no, I haven't given up on it! Don't worry! It's just that it takes me ages to write those chapters because they're so deep
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Do you want to add ScootaBelle 'duet' as a second prompt?
8168626 Sure.
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Cool. Will do;)
8168617 ...Yeah, I meant StarBurst...
I REALLY should double check my comments before hitting the post button.
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Lol. It's ok! I'm actually gonna start writing that one today;)
8168659 I look forward to them.
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8168662 Looking forward to it