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"I GOT EBOLA!"

Twilight was in the main room pasting back and forth with fear. She was worried that Spike might get some kind of disease that could kill him. "I can't believe this.", she said. "What if something inside his body explodes."

"None of your organs can explode, Twilight.", Starlight said. "You're probably still thinking that Spike has cancer."

"You don't know that yet, Starlight.", Twilight said. "But, it could happen. Do you think he might need surgery? Is there something in his ribcage that cracked and caused him to be that like?"

"Twilight, calm down.", Rainbow Dash said. "I'm sure everything will be fine."

They heard loud coughing from the hallways. "What's that sound?", Starlight asked.

Twilight perked up an ear, guiding her to where the sound's coming from. "It's coming from the bathroom.", Twilight said.

They followed that noise, leading them to a bathroom that had a door cracked open. They peaked inside and saw Spike coughing up blood and puking it in the toilet. "Oh my, Spike!", Twilight gasped.

They could barely see Spike's face. "Spike, look at me in the eye.", Twilight commanded. "Are you alright?"

Spike looked at Twilight, making her gasp. His face was covered in blood. "Oh my gosh!", Starlight gasped.

"What is wrong with you?", Twilight asked.

He leaned over the toilet, moaning.

"Get away from the toilet!", Twilight yelled, pulling Spike away from the toilet.

"I can't feel my face, Twilight.", Spike moaned.

"Where's that doctor when you need him?", Twilight asked, panicking.

"He'll be here any minute, Twilight.", Starlight said. "We need to help our friend."

Spike dunked his head back in the toilet and pretended to puke more blood out. "Why didn't we get the doctor from Ponyville here in the first place?!", Twilight asked.

"He said not to, Twilight.", Rainbow Dash explained. "Princess Celestia sent him one as soon as possible."

"Yeah, but the doctor's not here yet!", Twilight yelled. "She sent a doctor from Canterlot!"

Spike lifted his head back up, making Twilight recognize something that she learned from a long time ago. "Oh my, we need to get him to the hospital, he's got ebola!", Twilight panicked.

"What?!", Rainbow Dash and Starlight asked, panicking together.

Spike pretended to panicked. "Oh no, Twilight, I got ebola!", he moaned, panicking. He walked toward Twilight, putting his arms up to grab.

Twilight screamed and ran backwards away from Spike. "SPIKE!", she screamed.

"Rainbow, what do we do?!", Starlight exclaimed.

"I don't know, Starlight!", Rainbow Dash panicked. "We have to do something!"

Spike jumped on her and tried to get his hands to her face. Twilight used one hoof to block his hands. Spike got one had through and wiped blood on Twilight's lower lip, making her screaming.

It also made Rainbow Dash and Starlight hug each other while screaming.

Then, Spike began to laugh, Rainbow Dash was laughing as well. Spike looked at Twilight and pointed at her bottom lip. "You got ebola.", he teased.

"We all have ebola, Twilight.", Rainbow Dash laughed, cutting her embrace from Starlight.

At that moment, Starlight was still holding on to Rainbow Dash. "W-what's going on here?", she asked.

"We pranked you two.", Spike laughed. "I don't have ebola. I wanted to get you and Starlight back after pranking me."

"You did this to get me back?", Twilight asked.

"Yes, this isn't actual blood on my face, it's fake blood.", Spike said. "I had to make it look real."

"And that joke was so worth it.", Rainbow Dash laughing.

"It sure was, Rainbow.", Spike said. "Thanks for helping prank Twilight and Starlight."

"Any time, dude.", Rainbow Dash said, as she and Spike did a brohoof.

The two look at Twilight, she was giggling and blushing. "Me and Starlight are going to get you, Spike.", she giggled.

"That's right.", Starlight said. "And it'll make you poop a duke."

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diablo4000

diablo4000 #1 · Apr 20th, 2017 · 3 · 1 ·

that no funny. If i was Twilight i giggle and laugh after smashing Spike face to the floor and into the others. Before throwing them ian clsoet to lock them up for a few days ....Quartaine measures.

Harmony Pie

Harmony Pie #2 · Apr 20th, 2017 · 16 · ·

Nope

The Bricklayer

The Bricklayer #3 · Apr 20th, 2017 · 10 · ·

8108536 Here's a better way to sum it up.

I'm sorry, but this fic is just wrong and completely disrespectful to those who have this disease.

AC97

AC97 #4 · Apr 20th, 2017 · 2 · ·

"We pranked you two.", Spike laughed. "I don't have ebola. I wanted to get you and Starlight back after pranking me."
"You did this to get me back?", Twilight asked.
"Yes, this isn't actual blood on my face, it's fake blood.", Spike said. "I had to make it look real."
"And that joke was so worth it.", Rainbow Dash laughing.
"It sure was, Rainbow.", Spike said. "Thanks for helping prank Twilight and Starlight."
"Any time, dude.", Rainbow Dash said, as she and Spike did a brohoof.
The two look at Twilight, she was giggling and blushing. "Me and Starlight are going to get you, Spike.", she giggled.
"That's right.", Starlight said. "And it'll make you poop a duke."

...Aside from this story not being in good taste, why is their reaction to this prank utterly devoid of emotion? You'd think they'd be showing something here, but nope, not even a scolding in going too far with it, just nothing.

Johnny B Mediocre