Now for a Celestia chapter! Sweet Celestia, people have come up with suggestions, but a minor note, I won’t be putting in any more legendary for about four or five chapters, if I did more legendary chapters, you would be annoyed and bored of them, variety is the spice of life.
Celestia was on her balcony, raising the sun for all of Equestria, using only a tiny bit of magic to lift the sun into place, it had become so easy for her that she could do it blindfolded, it was an easy task, though the rest of the day seemed boring, it was the usual sign this law here, talk to a boring person she had never met for some reason she didn’t really care about, and do boring speeches, though there were some bright spots to look forward to today, such as breakfast!
She walked down the halls and made her way to the kitchen to make herself some pancakes, or some waffles, or maybe some delicious cake…chocolate fudge cake for breakfast was what Celestia saw as a special treat, she deserved it for once! One giant delicious cake a week is not a crime, unless someone makes that actual law.
Anyway, she went to the kitchen, though rather than making the big chocolate cake, she saw on the table a big delicious mouth-watering blueberry cake, with extra purple frosting oozing out of the sides; it was ready to burst with its delicious purple goo. Celestia happily went to the delicious looking cake and starting eating away on the cake, but soon stopped when she tasted the purple ooze, it was disgustingly terrible! It was so disgustingly awful and smelled like a thousand dead corpses; she went to the nearest flower pot and puked in it for a good ten minutes straight.
“Oh sweet me, that tasted awful!” she looked at the cake and cringed at the mere sight of the ooze, until the ooze leapt out of the cake and hugged Celestia with its big gooey arms, it had a massive smile on its joyous little face as it hugged Celestia as tightly as it could.
“Get off me!” Celestia squeaked in fear of the disgusting ooze with eyes, but the ooze simply loved to hug Celestia, it was such a warm feeling to him to hug something so warm and fluffy! Celestia however leaped out of the ooze and ran for her life as fast as she could, with the ooze running, or in this case I suppose oozing across the floor as quickly as possible.
Celestia hid inside a closet and locked the door tight with magic, before freezing the door itself so the creature could not get in, one thing she hated above anything else that she hated was dirt, she didn’t mind a tiny bit, but she hated big piles of it dirt, or mud of sewage or anything that smelled that foul and revolting, it sent a shudder down her spine.
She sighed as she laid back against the wall, though was surprised for how soft the brick wall was, it was like a marshmallow, or a pillow, or a soft smelly jelly and then she realised what she was laying back on…please don’t be the blob, please don’t be the blob in she thought but blobs had powers of being able to move pretty much anywhere, they were blobs after all.
The blob soon covered in Celestia in a big gooey and oozy hug, Celestia detested every second of it as she tried leaping out of the blob, but it just wanted big bear hug that’s all, or in this case a big blob hug, though thanks to Celestia's magic, she simply teleported out of the blobby oozes big blob hug and into another room.
She looked around the room and saw some familiar things, constellation pictures, charts of the sky, teddy’s of Ursa minors, eeyup this was definitely Luna’s room she thought, which was true as Luna appeared out from under the cover’s, yawning from the early morning awakening by her big sister.
“Sister, why you wake me up? It’s one in the afternoon, I was having a sweet dream about Fluttershy again” Luna smiled at her big sister and saw she was scared, so she decided to play guess what Celestia was scared of this time game “Let me guess…dragons?” she shook her head in disagreement “Hmm…oh I know, its explosive pies this time?” again Celestia shook her head in disagreement “Giant blob monster again?” Celestia nodded in agreement this time, with Luna rolling her eyes in minor annoyance, she trotted over to her wardrobe and got out a massive chocolate cake for her big sister.
“Come on, here’s a big chocolate cake to cheer you up” and in one split second, the cake was devoured by Celestia and in her stomach, burping loudly with a big smile on her face like a little filly who had eaten a really big muffin or a big bon bon, Luna simply smiled and opened the door and saw the giant oozy blob that Celestia was so scared of “Oh is this all? Look at his little face!” the ooze said “Muk” and smiling in pure joy at Luna “come on in little guy, my big sister is just scared of big blobby things, but don’t worry, she’ll like you don’t worry” Muk leaped into the room and saw Celestia and went over for a big oozy hug.
Luna gave a little smile and with her magic, covered her big sister in some very protective armour, which covered every part of Celestia’s body, she was one hundred percent safe, and Muk hugged her tightly, and while at first Celestia squeaked in fear of the filth but slowly began to let Muk hug her as much as he wanted, with Celestia hugging back a little bit, still incredibly grossed out by the giant Muk blob but its better then running round her own home.
“Note to self, next time I have trouble with blobs, have Luna deal with it” Celestia thought to herself, going with the hug to not cause any more trouble to herself, I mean it’s just a disgusting smelling blob, she could probably get used to it…probably.
To be honest Muk is a Pokémon I generally like, it’s a good Pokémon in general and while the design of it is kind of lazy, I do like its design. Also I would hug the thing, I don’t mind awful smells, I have a little brother I’m used to it! and the next pokemon is a ground type, good luck guessing!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! THAT IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!! CELESTIA AND MUK?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! discord would have a field day with those antics!
2416004 meanwhile with discord and dementay:
discord: did tia enjoy the little bundle of joy?
well she seems...umm... happy?
discord: oh the little guy loves tia, its my 1000 year gift, its my gift for missing 1000 years ^_^
1000 years of her birthdays?
discord: no of course not! 1000 years of no pranks! do you have any idea how many pies i could of thrown?
scizor: according to my calculations...
discord: that was a retoracal question.
scizor: ...oh
You and me both brother. I also love Muk because it's base on the Kaiju Hedorah.
2416138 ...i have no idea what the hell that is.
"looks up Kaiju Hedorah"
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING!? HOW IS MUK BASED ON THAT!?
"hides in corner"
teddyursa: "comes along and hugs me"
thank you teddy.
2416184 Well for Grimer it's pre-Evolution the Pokédex entries says it's Born from polluted sludge in the sea if you saw Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster Hedorah came from polluted sea, and Muk's Pokédex entry A toxic fluid seeps from its body. The fluid instantly kills plants and trees on contact. Hedorah has toxic gas and killed thousands of people.
2416239 O___O what is wrong with japan!? wait who am i kidding, that awesome!!!
ahh hydragon, god i love him, its awesome, and based on king ghidora, my favourite monster aside from godzilla
2416263 Ohh so your'er a Godzilla Fan too.
2416268 when your a little kid and one of the first things your cousin gives you is a godzilla teddy, you can see what would happen
u could of at least given celestia a pokemon in the OU format
2416459 ...umm... OU?
okay i had to cheack this, and...it looks like give a pokemon really powerful moves bassicly.
mind you, its just fun to have a charecter with a weird pokemon, or just a weird pairing in genral.
Ground type ehh I'mm gonna say Sandslash.
Argh.. the celestia and muk thing has already been done in another pokemon crossover.. but oh well i'll live with it
You gave her a Muk!?
I can see where this is going.
Still give her or Luna a Lucario, Lucario is my favorite pokemon my second is Zoroark.
2418897 okay thats a cool name for a absol.
second oh for pete sake, why why why did i say it was grey! curse my poor eye sight and slight coulour blind problems!
2418797 well i try my best with these chapters
i also try to make them beyond adorable to say, and the next chapter will have a bit of everything.
and yes lucario will be in this story at some point along with zorock
2418294 aww well, muk and celestia, most people like a chapter were celestia gets covered with stinky goo... i hope no one makes a joke on that.
2417286 sandslash!? oh that brings back memorys on heartgold, he was my go to beat the crud out of people pokemon
2419302 Yay!
And it's spelled Zoroark.
Lucario + telepathy = shattered minds
Please make Lucario have telepathy... pwease
I used Applecry.
2419364 i can not resist a crying applebloom!
its too depressing!
2419402 Okay I will tone it down.
Or will I?
But still we need a telepathic Lucario who is a complete badass.
2419409 fair point!
wait we have a roserade who bassicly slaughterd a hydragon.
2419439 Yay!
Mr. Stabby we have a new friend.
This is time for your first Sanity Check.
Badass Telepathic Lucario AWAY!!!
2419977 umm okay
note to self: get knife proof vest.
scizor: you realise i am part steel right?
yes and your my body guard.
scizor: very much that is true.
2420011 You know I have Lucario here to kick your ass.
Also to give people Sanity checks I bring out Mr. Stabby and Dr. Humps.
Lucario: Very true.
I will scare thee in many ways possible!
Lucario: No, you won't.
...
Lucario: See you won't.
...
Lucario: Hello, Alicon.
...
I'm right behind you Lucario.(Said with a eerie tone)
And I will eat your brain and boil your balls.
Lucario: What the fuck!?
And that is how you scare someone.
Lucario's thoughts:"Motherfucker"
Indeed.
Lucario's facial expression:
2420011 You know I have Lucario here to kick your ass.
Also to give people Sanity checks I bring out Mr. Stabby and Dr. Humps.
Lucario: Very true.
I will scare thee in many ways possible!
Lucario: No, you won't.
...
Lucario: See you won't.
...
Lucario: Hello, Alicon.
...
I'm right behind you Lucario.(Said with a eerie tone)
And I will eat your brain and boil your balls.
Lucario: What the fuck!?
And that is how you scare someone.
Lucario's thoughts:"Motherfucker"
Indeed.
Lucario's facial expression:
2420091 umm...okay then
scizor: i am incredibly confused right now.
same here bro
2420100 Eeyup.
*Lucario hit Alicon on the back of the head with a frying pan*
Lucario: Damn he just world not shut up. Well since Alicon is curently AFK I guess I should chat now. Hmmm, Ido hope you put my brother in this story. Scizor does Ezio ever let you play video games? My current favorite is Halo 4.
2420122
scizor: well i play some ds games, can't use a actual controller though look at my hands! or claws! how can i play games!?
well there was lady from leuge of legends who offered to help you and besides, she likes you ^_^
scizor: ... your point? "scizor is blushing"
awwwwwww
2420179 Lucario: Get creative my friend, get creative.
Woah what the fuck happened?
Lucario: Goddamnit!
Why are you in a pissy mood Lucario my ramblings stopped when a frying pan married my head.
Lucario:...?
Move over dumbass this is my account not yours.
And before you try and nutshot me think about what I said earlier.
Lucario:
Thats what I thought.
Okay since I'm good now, Scizor you look like you saw Luna bend over.
2420217
scizor: no i did not see luna bend over! that would be rude to the young lady "continues blushing"
he's blushing because there's a lady in leuge of legends that he likes but he's too scared to ask and too shy as well. its actually really cute
scizor: i'm not cute or shy! i'm just...umm..."continues blushing"
2420271 For his sake (I pinkie promise you I didnt read it) dont let scizor read Luna's Butt.
Lucario: Dear god you had to mention that.
Yes I did I must tempt the power of fate.
Lucario: Scizor for the sake of your sanity DO NOT READ!
Well he'll blush till he gets a date with this League Of Legends chick.
Lucario: True that.
2420271 Lucario and Alicon: Luna is over a thousand fucking years old!!!
2420968
scizor: "blushes bright red" i-its that spider lady okay!
oh you mean elise? i never would of guessed, what do you like about her?
scizor: "whispers in ezio dementays ears"
...okay well then! and by the way luna nice to meet you again ^_^ by the way, soon you will be getting a pokemon.
2420991 My brain is full of fuck and requires pony!
Lucario: Indeed.
If you say that again I'll get your girlfriend.
Lucario:*blushesI S-she isn't my girlfriend!
Oh really I thought she was that beautiful yellow and black lucario you kept telling me about?
Lucario: Stop getting into my private life!
Well since I can imagine you + her + bed = sex.
Lucario: *Passes out due to mindfuck revalation*
Well good thing I didn't need to delve deeper.
2421035 indeed!
scizor: umm..."still blushing, scizor flys off"
he's a shy guy you know.
luna: hmm... "uses some magic" hehe
2421108 Well that went well Lulu and my origins are amazing.
And I think Scizor got a nosebleed.
And I have no idea what to say right now.
*goes and gets a bowl of water and puts Lucario's hand in it*
This is gunna be great!
2422980 yeah...luna what did you do?
luna: oh i simply used magic on scizors wings to make him fly somewere else
were though?
"over in the leuge of legends, there is a cave were the spider queen elise lives"
elise: lets see, boring news, boring battles, boring everything... ugh i need someone
"scizor crashs through her home"
scizor: "rubs head" ow ow ow! "see's elise" meep! "covers face in fear"
elise: oh a fine speicman... "smiles at scizor and drags him away"
2424086 *Lucario wakes up and runs to the bathroom*
Lucario: God fucking damnit!
Hey Lucario how was your dream?
Lucario: Fuck you.
It went well I assume.
Lucario:*slams door on Alicon's face*
Yep he had a wonderful time.
2424141
luna: oh its no fault to himself, afterall, if he chooses too, then no problem to him
"makes a crystal ball appear"
luna: now lets watch...
"elise has brought scizor to a bed room"
elise: now to sink my fangs into this fine speciman.
scizor: meep!
"the rest was cesored due to explicit content"
2424198 Yay! Sex that includes blood and gore!
*Meanwhile in the bathroom*
Lucario: What the fuck was that?!
Voice: Calm down Luke you don't have to worry when I am here with you.
Lucario: OH MAH FUCKING GOD!!!!!
*Censord due to sexscene*
And there you have it that voice was Lucario's girlfriend.
2424238 okay then.
i feel sorry for scizor...
i'll need to hire a new assistant proberly.
2424292 *Uses magical teleport*
Scizor are you okay?
Scizor: But mommy I don't wanna go to school!
Well he is fine, I think.
*screaming can be heard from the bathroom*
Lucario that is your fault for not giving her the proper attention.
Ezio would you like you bug back?
*Gives Ezio Scizor*
2424352 hay there scizor
scizor: meep! "hides behind me"
how was elise?
scizor: lots of bite marks...
oh i see, well at least you had some fun
2424365 Lucario: Indeed.
Woah what the hell?! Lucario it seems you got laid.
Lucario: No thanks to you!
Well did you have fun?
Lucario:*blushes* Yes.
Then congratz, unlike Scizor you had glorious sex.
Lucario: Hey Scizor what the fuck happened to you?
He was getting raped by his girlfriend.
Lucario: That bad huh.
Eeyup.
2424821
scizor: s-she's not my girlfriend... "blushes bright red and hides behind ezio"
now don't be emmbersed scizor, did you have fun at least?
scizor: so many...so many postions..
i'll take that as a yes.
2424906 Lucario: Well at least you had room, I had sex in a bathroom.
What is with your girlfriends Scizor and Lucario?
Lucario: It seems my brain is unable to answer that because I have no fucking idea.
Well it could have been worse, you could of had your nuts chopped off or impaled with nails.
Lucario: How the fuck do you come up with this shit?!
I have way too much free time.
2425162
scizor: "hides behind ezio"
hay now scizor, you wanna calm down a little, take a vacation?
scizor: yes please.
well okay then.
scizor: thank you boss
no prob
2425253 Hey Lucario you wanna go on vacation with Scizor?
Lucario: Sure.
*Gives Lucario keys to the beachhouse*
Here you and Scizor can go relax I have some crap there you can enjoy namely an Xbox 360, Flatscreen TV, Coke Cola, and other shit.
Lucario: Thanks. Scizor wanna leave now?
2425352
scizor: yes that would be lovely.
"scizor and lucario go to the beach house"
luna: and one guest is there with them..
luna you are evil sometimes.
luna: i know
You know what I have been noticing a distinct lack of Pokemon battles. I think you pit two against each other have them fight in town then figure something out from there. Cause even wild Pokemon have battles. Why not have two wild fight and take it to town. Now my suggestions for these two be Lucario and Zoruark reason being for why they fight their young is kidnapped or pokenapped and they smell each others scent. But a third party took them. Now you don't have to but I just find a lack of Pokemon battling disturbing.
now my reason for choosing these two. I find Lucario as a brother figure for Riolu and Zoruark as a mother figure for zorua.
2425647 huh thats not a bad idea.
well, there is a battle in the chapter i'm writing, so be patient young one.