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// celestia's newest problem.  
// Story: Ponies and Mons 
// by ezio dementay 
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Now for a Celestia chapter! Sweet Celestia, people have come up with suggestions, but a minor note, I won’t be putting in any more legendary for about four or five chapters, if I did more legendary chapters, you would be annoyed and bored of them, variety is the spice of life.





Celestia was on her balcony, raising the sun for all of Equestria, using only a tiny bit of magic to lift the sun into place, it had become so easy for her that she could do it blindfolded, it was an easy task, though the rest of the day seemed boring, it was the usual sign this law here, talk to a boring person she had never met for some reason she didn’t really care about, and do boring speeches, though there were some bright spots to look forward to today, such as breakfast!

She walked down the halls and made her way to the kitchen to make herself some pancakes, or some waffles, or maybe some delicious cake…chocolate fudge cake for breakfast was what Celestia saw as a special treat, she deserved it for once! One giant delicious cake a week is not a crime, unless someone makes that actual law.

Anyway, she went to the kitchen, though rather than making the big chocolate cake, she saw on the table a big delicious mouth-watering blueberry cake, with extra purple frosting oozing out of the sides; it was ready to burst with its delicious purple goo. Celestia happily went to the delicious looking cake and starting eating away on the cake, but soon stopped when she tasted the purple ooze, it was disgustingly terrible! It was so disgustingly awful and smelled like a thousand dead corpses; she went to the nearest flower pot and puked in it for a good ten minutes straight.

“Oh sweet me, that tasted awful!” she looked at the cake and cringed at the mere sight of the ooze, until the ooze leapt out of the cake and hugged Celestia with its big gooey arms, it had a massive smile on its joyous little face as it hugged Celestia as tightly as it could.

“Get off me!” Celestia squeaked in fear of the disgusting ooze with eyes, but  the ooze simply loved to hug Celestia, it was such a warm feeling to him to hug something so warm and fluffy! Celestia however leaped out of the ooze and ran for her life as fast as she could, with the ooze running, or in this case I suppose oozing across the floor as quickly as possible.

Celestia hid inside a closet and locked the door tight with magic, before freezing the door itself so the creature could not get in, one thing she hated above anything else that she hated was dirt, she didn’t mind a tiny bit, but she hated big piles of it dirt, or mud of sewage or anything that smelled that foul and revolting, it sent a shudder down her spine.

She sighed as she laid back against the wall, though was surprised for how soft the brick wall was, it was like a marshmallow, or a pillow, or a soft smelly jelly and then she realised what she was laying back on…please don’t be the blob, please don’t be the blob in she thought but blobs had powers of being able to move pretty much anywhere, they were blobs after all.

The blob soon covered in Celestia in a big gooey and oozy hug, Celestia detested every second of it as she tried leaping out of the blob, but it just wanted big bear hug that’s all, or in this case a big blob hug, though thanks to Celestia's magic, she simply teleported out of the blobby oozes big blob hug and into another room.

She looked around the room and saw some familiar things, constellation pictures, charts of the sky, teddy’s of Ursa minors, eeyup this was definitely Luna’s room she thought, which was true as Luna appeared out from under the cover’s, yawning from the early morning awakening by her big sister.

“Sister, why you wake me up? It’s one in the afternoon, I was having a sweet dream about Fluttershy again” Luna smiled at her big sister and saw she was scared, so she decided to play guess what Celestia was scared of this time game “Let me guess…dragons?” she shook her head in disagreement “Hmm…oh I know, its explosive pies this time?” again Celestia shook her head in disagreement “Giant blob monster again?” Celestia nodded in agreement this time, with Luna rolling her eyes in minor annoyance, she trotted over to her wardrobe and got out a massive chocolate cake for her big sister.

“Come on, here’s a big chocolate cake to cheer you up” and in one split second, the cake was devoured by Celestia and in her stomach, burping loudly with a big smile on her face like a little filly who had eaten a really big muffin or a big bon bon, Luna simply smiled and opened the door and saw the giant oozy blob that Celestia was so scared of “Oh is this all? Look at his little face!”  the ooze said “Muk” and smiling in pure joy at Luna “come on in little guy, my big sister is just scared of big blobby things, but don’t worry, she’ll like you don’t worry” Muk leaped into the room and saw Celestia and went over for a big oozy hug.

Luna gave a little smile and with her magic, covered her big sister in some very protective armour, which covered every part of Celestia’s body, she was one hundred percent safe, and Muk hugged her tightly, and while at first Celestia squeaked in fear of the filth but slowly began to let Muk hug her as much as he wanted, with Celestia hugging back a little bit, still incredibly grossed out by the giant Muk blob but its better then running round her own home.

“Note to self, next time I have trouble with blobs, have Luna deal with it” Celestia thought to herself, going with the hug to not cause any more trouble to herself, I mean it’s just a disgusting smelling blob, she could probably get used to it…probably.






To be honest Muk is a Pokémon I generally like, it’s a good Pokémon in general and while the design of it is kind of lazy, I do like its design. Also I would hug the thing, I don’t mind awful smells, I have a little brother I’m used to it! and the next pokemon is a ground type, good luck guessing!