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Nice one. 10 out of 10. I give it 7 hearts, two laughing rainbows and one facehoof.
Dear Luna,
Can you daw power from the moon?
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The moon is a hunk of chee...rock and sand, so there is no power in it. You draw your power from your chi, which is in the center of your soul. Your stomach is there as well, so, if ever you wish to draw power from your soul, you must feed it first.
Dear Luna...
I thought the phases of the moon had something to do with how happy your son is
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gCNRDtuiS9M
Indeed! Lol!
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Dear princess luna.
Can a cow really jump over the moon?
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'Tis a wonderful story, but alas, tis only a story. May the moon smile on those who remember her.
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Are we talking about an unladen cow? Hmm let me see...taking account the cows laden speed less coconuts...carry the three, subtract tau, multiply by gamma, and let the Function of U raised to the N = the Sine of E to the X...the answer is...
...to please address all mathematical questions to Princess Twilight Sparkle at That Eyesore of a Castle, Ponyville.
Seriously though, she has her own castle now?!?!? Everybody gets a castle except me!
Dear Princess Luna, why do you make the pretty moon and stars come out at night, when it's too dark and spooky to enjoy them?
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Sometimes the most beautiful things are the most deadly. Take Nightmare Moon for example: did you ever wonder why no one else tried to stop her? Where were the guards? The answer is that everyone else was drooling upon seeing her evil good looks.
Also, Celestia does not like to share her pie... I mean sky.
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I can see where they're coming from. Heh, "coming."
>> I just make a new one everyday from all the chees.....all the rock and sand in the castle
Luna make cheese holes
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You got your own throne?
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It is a cheap Chineighs knock off, my little pony.
Here's a little secret: during my exile, your 'wise and all knowing' Princess of the Sun got conned by the 'Neighgerian Prince' scam. You can ask MOOGLE (Mares Operating On Great Libraries Everywhere) about this scam. She had to sell a lot of things, one of them being our thrones, just to keep the economy afloat.
However, if you are feeling generous, you can donate to my Maretreon account! Help get your Princess of the Night her own (authentic) castle!