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My life for Nightmare Moon!

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Hearts and Hooves day. Everypony looks forward to spending the day with their special somepony. But for Princess Luna, a Special Somepony is out of the question for the Princess of the Night. Enter Celestia and a scheming Doctor Quack. Will Luna find her Special Somepony? Will anyone fall to her wrath? Will Big Mac, Marcus Fenix and even Godzilla be in this fic? Will the Battletech Universe know that Friendship is Magic and finally achieve peace? Who knows! Let's find out shall we?

Spoiler: Big Mac, Marcus and Godzilla does not appear in this fic. I support MacEveryponyButLuna shipping, while Marcus had a date with Anya Stroud.
Godzilla would appear only if I could feed him ten tons of irradiated fish daily. Unfortunately, with the closest body of water being thousands of miles away, and with no recent reactor meltdowns, I could not meet his request thus Godzilla will not be appearing in this fic.
The Battletech Universe is having so much fun fighting in giant mechs, and everybody there loves their giant mechs. For them, peace is just a chance for everyone to reload and make new giant mechs and weapons to fight with.

Final Note: Please read the author's notes. It is the start of another great story.

(Fic number five and the second one in a span of three days. Will there be more? Comments welcome and please upvote if you liked the story. I dream to someday be on the feature box. One step at a time though. so let's start with ten likes on my stories.)

Edited on 11/7/2015. Reworked the human and pony interaction between Luna and Doctor Quack

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I can't believe I actually read this... I also can't believe it's not butter, but that's neither here nor there. In any case, bravo on the work, kind chap!

I'll be honest. My first thought on seeing the combination of 'Luna' with 'speed dating' was "That's nice. So where are we going to hide all the bodies?"

Unfortunately with the closest body of water being thousands of miles away

Where the fuck do you live?

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the middle of the ocean, duh. nopony knows where you'll get water out there.

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Human-habitable, but with the nearest body of water thousands of miles away... well, that leaves the International Space Station out: it's only 250 miles up. Do we have anything at L4 or L5?

“I want a slightly used virgin sacrificed in my honor.”

BAHAHAAAA... what!?! XD

I approve of this story. Great ending. Totally worth it.

RockyXLuna OTP Forever!

Luna, like Charlie Brown, got a rock.

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"...and unlike a pairing with a partner of flesh and blood, I can proceed in the relationship with no concerns about my chosen one's inevitable mortality."

"Luna?"

"Yes?"

"Erosion."

"...shut up, Tia."

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I keep drilling for water, but every time I do, oil gushes out. Sure it pays the bills, but it has been ages since I was last able to bathe properly

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I couldn't come up with a good set-up for those two so I didn't include them in the story. As for the canonity in comics, one thing i believe in is that if we use the stanley cup as a reference (which is about three feet tall according to wikipedia), Luna would stand, without horn, anywhere between 5'2" to 5'6" :pinkiehappy:


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Wait, so if the guy's name is Cauldron Born, how is he talking and why isn't he in Twilight's zompony extermin registration line?

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Got the names of the guards from battletech :)

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Damn. I was hoping that was a Lloyd Alexander reference.

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They did reference him on the tech manuals I guess

The mech got its name from the unstoppable zombies of Irish myth

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Ah. That explains it, then. Alexander was/is most famous for retelling Welsh, Irish, and Cornish myths in a semi-historical setting.

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