Is it wrong that I had fun making this chapter? That I intentionally tried to make it longer?

Also, please critique my style. I still don't get how to write clop.

823024 This chapter got a badge: The (Painful) Boner of Approval! - This certifies the clop is well-written. But... Fluttershy... Not her. Please, spare her from this madness! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_cry.png

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Even I'm not that cruel. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Fluttershy.png

But she will have another purpose, just one less cloppy.

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Even I'm not that cruel.

Thank you! Why did you put "I'm" in italic? Do you consider yourself a cruel person?

But she will have another purpose, just one less cloppy.

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Not really, I just needed something to italicize.

Oh, it won't be that bad.

at least, not in my head

824694 She passes the lube to Twilight, so that she can stick her horn into Dashie's plot? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png

BTW, got a bad joke about unicorns. They're horny all the time! Got it? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_rainbowkiss_flip.png

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Oh the pun.

The first is a livid idea... Better than mine. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Soarin_dayum.png

824723 You should totally include Bananas. You know, Bananas? Do you like them? (One of the many Molestia fads dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Celestia.png )

Got an idea! Make two ponies spray love juices on a peeled banana. Then they'll both start eating one side of it, until halfway through their mouth will eventually meet, they'll share a loving kiss, and pass the chewed banana with love juices in each other's mouth, over and over, back and forth, enjoying every second of their interaction. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia_O_O.png

Bonus points for male juices or royal juices.

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...Sunday night? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png

824764 Add some ice cream to the aforementioned banana, and call it a Sundae Night. (The puns... Must resist...)
If there will be an orgy or something like it later, could you throw in Chrysalis? She feeds on love, after all... dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Queen_Chrysalis.png And these holes in her legs... You know where I'm going, right? (chrysalis.swf) dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Cloudchaser_dealwithit.png

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That would be hilarious.

Chrysalis will be invited, too.

824809 Now, all we need is heterosexual Big Mac, and a drunk and bisexual Braeburn to join the orgy. A ménage à trois among Celestia, Cadence and Luna would be the cerry on the cake. And they said I had no imagination... dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_gaze.png
I should try to write a clopfic of mine, featuring Molestia and Gabe Newell.
If I manage to create such an abomination, Episode 3 will never see the light.

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You had me at drunk Braeburn. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_OMG_LOVE.png

I'm sure half of the ideas for the next few chapters have came from you.

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half of the ideas for the next few chapters

Ideas came from me... Therefore I came ideas! Yes! My mighty penis can shoot three substances now!

About drunk Braeburn, make him sexually assault Big Mac (possibly, when he's getting a holejob from Chrysalis), and say something like "Big Mac, I fucked trees back in Appleloosa, but your ass is tighter than them!" (OH GOD WHY dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/eenope.png )

Glad I helped. If you'll ever happen to get a spare Molestia plushie, you know who to call...

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I knew that joke would pop up.

I might have to put that dialogue in, just for the pure awkwardness it would bring.

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I knew that joke would pop up.

dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Derpy_Hooves.png

I might have to put that dialogue in, just for the pure awkwardness it would bring.

You have "Random" in the tags, he's drunk, and bisexual. It's not awkward, it's something you wouldn't expect to hear from someone who's raping his cousin. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_rainbowkiss_flip.png

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Good point.

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Applejack was probably thinking about what was best for her brother, yet was too tired to make good choices for herself... We'll see what she gets herself into.

Also, maybe the force she obtained while in the air overrided everything scientifically correct and- forget my explanation, I'll change it.

Sorry, no update as the site was down last night and it's not done yet. But I'm working on a GIGANTIC update sometime this week, so it should be worth the wait.

What manner of anomaly is this?

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Which part?

849463 The part where it exists.

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Please direct all "WTFs" to iloveportalz0r, and all complaints about the writing itself to me.

I'll take your death threats too.

850213 It's not bad its just... i don't know