It was pretty embarrassing when Paradox laid an egg. It was even worse when he bothered a superior, more intelligent, more attractive draconequus about it. To top it off, he'd lost a bet to said draconequus, who is also a phenomenally good gambler, so she posted this transcript of his idiocy on interwebs throughout the multiverse, through suitable proxies.

Art from Lopoddity. Characters created by Lopoddity. It's not as if this story came from Zombie-Fungus-like control of the "author's" antlike mind or anything. Haha no. Seriously, go check her out.