Well, I see Celestia is being about as subtle as a sack of bricks. Lady knows what she wants, I guess.

[laughter intensifies]

Well
...
Shit.
..
I didnt expect this to happen this quickly

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NO ONE REFUSES CELESTIA! SUBMIT TO YOUR URGES, PUNY MORTAL!

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When in doubt, go with 'Soon.'

Son of a bitch!! THAT'S MOLLY!! Granted, a very mild version of Molly, but I'd know those antics anywhere!!

That said, completely hilarious!! I loved every second of it!

Delicious Celestia is delicious. Now if anyone needs me, I'll be in my bunk.

Welp we all know what Celestia this guy has on his hands.
Also

and now Molestia has shown herself.

When you grow old, you realize that good things come to those who wait.

And better things cum when you step up to the plate and work for what you want.

...

...Just BUCK ALREADY!!!!

...lol...

Celestia WANTS the D!

Heeheehee, good lord, wasn't expecting that, but I approve.
Came into his home, snacked on his food, watches TV... alright, I dig it.

Nicely done!
NO TEETH!
THAT ARE VISIBLE!
*OMNOMS*

that is one way to show you are interested in someone

well then how would you react if you received a invention like that?
I know it would have given her a vary deep kiss with lots of tongue action on that set of lips and just as deep as my tongue would reach.
AP this is a vary good chapter.
Harts Fire

Blake: So, are you simply curios what the diffrences between us are, or do you want to bang me, or are you simply messing with me? honestly i just can't tell.

have to do it

I find it really interesting in how you manage to make celestial both devious in some ways and upfront in others.
While what she does is a little creepy she's been pretty obvious in what she's doing and it looks like she would leave iif Blake asked.

It's strange and I'm not sure whether to cheer celestial for going straight for what she wants while also getting some info that's not being supplied or feel worried for Blake that he is in the hooves of a skilled social tactian for all that she is clearly of the good variety.

I want to read more just to see where this goes character wise, its engaging.

Well damn. If that was a gun he would be dead.

it's cliche but...
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(To Celestia): Well, when you put it that way...

Oh, the poor human. I don't think he's going to be able to resist her at all.

Found some errors:

HIs house was a modest thing,

His

“like they were robots or something.

Like

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Actually, A strict ideology of Castle Doctrine is the exception, rather then the rule, for most modernized countries. Even in the States, it's uncommon.

Really, the reason is it's too easy to abuse. Two people could be been fighting for a while, one tricks the other to come over to make peace, pay money, whatever, and then shoots the other one.

6401398 poor lucky bastard, getting a freaken demi god princesses nearly throwing herself at him.

6401550 i like your attitude good sir

Woohoo! I thought this had died and it didnt

Good job keep it up

Here's to hoping the next update comes soon.

“Anger issues,” Blake admitted with a shrug. “I got a punching bag out the back for that now. Does a lot less damage to my fists. Less time spent in hospital getting your hand reconstructed is always nice, too.”

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Broken fingers are no fun. (especially trying to explain why you punched a tree)

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Depends on what type of Celestia this is. Some fan fiction portray Celestia as nearly invincible, so bullets would be like throwing rice crispies at her.

6401219 Yup, but here in Australia we don't have relaxed gun laws, so there's almost no chance of that

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I dont think visiting a favored cook isnt against diplomatic immunity, so I guess Blake would be in hot water if he assaulted her. Not to mention Blake isnt objecting to it, so she could just say she knew he wouldnt mind.

Also 6/10 take a chill pill jfc

Commence read.

Well, that took a turn.

It would appear we have stumbled upon a truly rare site to behold. It would seem that a female Alicorn has expressed an interest in a human male. Demonstrated by her intrusion into his naked privacy.

The human male is caught of guard by the alicorn's courtship. As seen by his discomfort. Tries to cover his modesty, but utterly fail as the female alicorn is not detoured by this.

The female alicorn examinesthe named human male and seems to show further keen interest. As seen by her turning around, lowering her front half to the floor and raising her rump up and her tail out of the way to show her genitalia to him.

It would seem that the the human has finally showed interest in the female alicorn. But it's not surprising. Not many can resist a female alicorn who wishes to mate with them.

Now it seems the female alicorn is moving back towards the den or 'nest' if you will. Beckoning the human male to follow if he wishes. Yet the human male sems conflicted, but research has shown the males always cave into the wants of a female alicorn.

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As long as it wasn't for a dollar. I've seen that... And had to pay up the dollar.

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Jesus Christ, man. Calm the fuck down.

Before reading this chapter:
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After reading the chapter:
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What's really bothering me here is that he still hasn't closed the freezer door.

6402661 this is the best comment I've seen in a while! XD

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National Geographic Presents: Big Princess Week

6402225 Missed the part where is said it was in Australia.

6402079 I was referring to this scene...

6401550 I quite like this Celestia, actually. Snarky and headstrong. Maybe she is being a little intrusive, but this is the perfect opportunity for her to learn about humans in a relaxed setting without being spoon fed the Optimal Diplomatic Version. Getting that information could be very important to her subjects and the entire planet. Risking upsetting some random hotel staffer because she came on to strong is worth it.

And on the subject of defending your home; perfectly reasonable.

What I don't find perfectly reasonable is blowing up the leader of a country that is visiting from another dimension. Pride be damned, man. Your actions could push the world into war against magic, possibly invincible alicorns because she ate the last pop tart and tracked dirt on your carpets. Self control is needed, or we might be doomed and also miss out on the plot!

I like where this is going.

Good work, AP.

Well I supppose that's...one way to tell if someone's interested

6400817 Bricks hell, that was about as subtle as PInkie Pie with a Plasma Party Cannon.

I am very much pleased to see that you keep writing that fiction !

Keep going ! I love it ! 8D

6401550 Careful, you might cut yourself on all that edge.