As Deadpool returned to the town to pick up Chrysalis, the first thing he noticed was the giant smoking crater everyone seemed to be ignoring. "Is this sort of thing really that normal here?" Deadpool demanded in shock.
"Maybe we should move here!" Crazy suggested excitedly.
"No dead bodies," Stuffy pointed out.
"We can fix that!"
"...no."
As he went further into town, he discovered quite a bit of evidence regarding the events of the day. It was apparently a rather exciting one. He found a whole army of mole men stuffed into trees with only their rear ends sticking out, groaning. The apparent king was in the most discomfort, considering his crown had been stuck in a...most uncomfortable location.
Next to the Town Hall, a Mr. Freeze wannabe hung from a giant icicle by his underpants. He was shivering as several pieces of armor - presumably what let him handle the cold normally - were placed on several other icicles just out of reach of his flailing limbs all around him.
Passing through the air, a rather fat cat was screaming in fear as he did a very passable imitation of a bird by flapping his arms hard enough to generate lift as he fled. A rather harried looking butler followed after the cat on a bicycle.
A clown nearby was looking not quite as crazed as he obviously normally did. Deadpool wasn't sure if it was because he had been tied into a pretzel, or if it was because of all the toys attacking him with glowing green eyes.
Not too far away from there, a rather fat kid in white and far too much gold jewelry was running on a treadmill, struggling to reach a book that was hanging just out of reach of his hands. The book was titled The Secret to Winning Susan Test's Heart, and the green glow in the kid's eyes indicated he wasn't aware he was on a treadmill...or that the book - which was filled with page after page of troll faces and played "Never Gonna Give You Up" when opened - was hanging from a line attached to a band around his head.
Not far from there, a green Darth Vader wannabe was being...attacked...by plunder vines.
"Guess Death gave Chrysi the talk," Deadpool muttered as he backed away slowly.
"How was she able to command the vines to do that?"
"I'd rather know where she got the plunder seeds!"
At long last, Deadpool caught sight of Chrysalis. She was standing on top of the T-Rex - who had somehow been armed with massive weapons of one sort or another and now more closely resembled a bio-metallic weapons platform - and staring down a pair of redheaded twins who were staring up at her in fear. "What have we learned?" Chrysalis asked carefully.
"The rights of the individual outweigh the pursuit of science!" the one on the left - indistinguishable from the other save hairstyle, glasses shape, and the fact she was wearing a star hairpin - replied quickly.
"What else?" Chrysi asked gently.
"That it's not nice to snatch someone up for science when they're having fun?" the one on the right, wearing a moon hairpin, offered worriedly.
The weapons primed. "And. What. Else?" Chrysalis demanded intently.
"Needles are bad, okay?" both girls shouted out in fear.
The weapons shut down. "Very good!" Chrysalis replied with a beatific smile on her face. "Class dismissed!"
The pair fled, screaming.
Turning, Chrysalis spotted Deadpool. "Hi Daddy!" she called happily, flying into his arms.
Deadpool, for his part, quickly embraced her. "So...other than everything I've seen so far, how was your first day of school?"
"It was great!" Chrysalis replied eagerly. "I did great in my classes, I made a couple new friends, and I learned that the teacher has no defenses against mental manipulation whatsoever!" She giggled. "Metalshop is now my favorite class." She pointed to the modified T-Rex to elucidate her point.
Deadpool stared up at the heavily armed and armored reptile. "So...what'd you name him?"
"Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom-Dino!" Chrysalis proclaimed happily. "Sparky for short!"
Deadpool chuckled. "That's just too adorable," he said happily. When he saw Chrysalis easily stuff Sparky into her saddlebag, he shook his head in amazement. "I think you'll be ready to remake the game for you soon!" he promised eagerly.
Chrysalis clapped happily. "Yay! I can't wait!" She then nuzzled up against Deadpool's chest. "And I...met somebody..." An adorable blush touched her cheeks.
"This won't end well..."
"Shut up!" Cray-Chry complained petulantly.
Deadpool gasped. "Ohmygosh...your first crush?" He squealed happily.
"This is so wonderful!"
"...they grow up so fast..."
"So..." Deadpool began, "who is it? What is he/she like?"
Chrysalis smiled dreamily. "He's nice. So gentle. A bit quiet. A bit dumb. But he's so strong...and powerful...and so pretty..."
Deadpool shrugged. He wasn't at all surprised that Chrysalis' first crush was based entirely in physical attraction. That was normal after all. "Why don't you lead me to him?" he asked. "I'd like to meet the guy who's caught my little girl's eye."
Chrysalis smiled eagerly. "He's this way!" she said happily, buzzing off in flight.
Deadpool quickly took after her, and was led to a rather large track. Out on the track, he spotted a young man with tanned skin, blond hair, and blue eyes, his hair blowing in the breeze. "Him?" Deadpool asked.
"He's gorgeous..." Chrysalis replied dreamily.
"Huh," Deadpool replied. "Didn't think you liked blondes."
"What?' Chrysalis demanded. "Not the dumb ape man! The one carrying him!"
Blinking, Deadpool's eyes lowered to the reddish horse the boy was riding, his black mane waving in the breeze as his white fetlocks seemed to defy the dirt to cling to him, racing around the track. "...the horse?"
"His name's Thunder," Chrysalis explained. "Isn't he dreamy?" She sighed happily, little hearts in her eyes and floating off her head.
Deadpool looked closely at the horse in question...and instantly spotted something that would not go over well. He didn't want to hurt Chrysi, but he couldn't bring himself to keep something like this from her. He sighed, knowing it was better for her to hear it sooner rather than later. "He's also a gelding," he pointed out.
The tinkle of broken glass accompanied the vanishing of the hearts surrounding Chrysalis. "W..what?"
"You mean...he has no use for mares...ever?"
Stuffaliss sighed. "I tried to tell you..."
Chrysalis began to sniffle...and then she broke into tears.
Deadpool quickly scooped her into his arms. "Come on," he said softly. "I'll go buy you an ice cream shop, and you can go swimming in the cartons."
Chrysalis looked up. "Y...you brought that much money?"
"Money schmunny," Deadpool derided. "I was gonna pay in bullets!"
Chrysalis giggled, snuggling into Deadpool as she wiped her face on his costume.
FIRST TO COMMENT!
This title... (I'm sorry) FIRST!
6092847 okay we did it pretty damn close but I WON!
Maybe Deadpool need to think a little about if it's a good idea that Chrissy go to School when she can control to the masters.
That, or maybe ask Xavi to make sure that she don't cheat in a exam.
It only seems proper to mention that I was the first.
Great story so far, can't wait for more.
So cute there at the end. I feel sorry for Crissy but all that ice cream would make anybody happy!
6092851 I should have just typed 'first'...
In that case, I'm pretty Deadpool is a richer than Bill Gates.
6092846 I'm giving you the thumbs up just because I saw you won by milliseconds.
whole
we'll? they'll?
Seems she had an interesting day at school. I wish some of mine were that interesting. Sort of.
Also, 6092855 Why would he do that? If he was in Chryssi's position, he would do the same thing. He'd also encourage her to do so.
6092896
For the second one, remaking the Deadpool game to include Chrysi waits on Chrysi being ready.
Ignoring every previous post...
First. That is all.
Im surprised no one noticed this Avatar the Last Airbender reference.
Sparky-Sparky Boom Man FTW!
6092921
https://en.wikipedia.org/?title=Gelding
6092921 he is fixed, meaning no reproductive ability/desire.
Seriously? You had to send her to that school? If this wasn't part of My Little Pwny....
The cat and the butler tipped me off that Chryssy was in Johnny Test's neighborhood.
6092897 Because she is not going to learn and when she cannot control a mind is going to fail
6093003 Is that supposed to be a take that at Johnny Test, I don't know.
Once again, the Test twins have tried experimenting without permission and had it bite back.
Here in Brazil the words bullet and candy are the same, so I laughted so hard here
6092921 its the same as a dog that been fixed, so pretty much
6093005 then go with the giant T-rex!
Another enjoyable chapter. Great job.
6093119 Then it become too easy, and if they need to fly or go underwater they can't take him.
My brain...it hurts from all the awesome wat moments...and references! Still not bad.
I remember those characters... Johnny Test! That show SUCKS!!! Thank you for allowing Chrysalis to spread terror on that show! Hopefully, Sparky devours both Johnny and Dookie soon.
Ahh, Sokka, you always were my favorite.
Holy cow.
8/10 for the comments.
9/10 for the chapter.
10/10 for the story.
Ah, good. You avoided making a mess of things by having Chryssi make a mess of things. As I indicated earlier, I was a bit iffy on the idea of integrating such a terrible show into this story, but you seem to be able to make it work.
Deadpool quickly took after her, and was lead to
1. Led.
someones been reading Bob and George...
That was fun, may I have another? Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.
Hai
My reaction at the end
Awww ... wait, what?
Love it!
As a side note, do you think you could do a bonus chapter where we see how the twins and all the Johnny Test villains get to where they are when Deadpool comes? Just a thought.
6092923 DAMN IT! You beat me to it.
6093893
Take dat.
:P
6093027 No clue.
Not gonna lie. I was kinda hoping for Johnny.
All I remember from Johnny Test was their amazing ability to play the whip crack sound effect every 10 seconds, yet there wasnt a single one this entire chapter.
If only Chryssy were around whenever Susan and Mary decided to experiment on Johnny... but then he wouldn't have so many misadventures... would it be worth it?
6093136
THE TREX FITS IN HER BAG! FUCK YOUR PHYSICS!
Well the fact that the horse was a gelding should come second to the fact that horses aren't sentient in our, or even Deadpool's, reality.
Still, she can hope!
Poor Chryssie. But at least she had fun. I love the idea of her in shop class and then wrecking havoc on the town.
6092923 I did!
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Brazilian cashier- That will be five hundred dollars in ice cream.
Deadpool- I'm paying in bullets... *Threatening grin*
Cashier- I don't accept bribes.
Deadpool- Wow, working here is that bad huh?
Pay in bullets... YESSSS!!!!
6095170 just like that...
*sigh*
Okay, this story needs to get on my tracking list. Also, Death is going to have an interesting day when she gets to those souls.