I'm going to hell for reading and liking it. Y u do dis, Dash. :(

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Because the mighty gods who cannot speak have deemed me worthy of vesseling their words!

And because it's fun to parody bad stories :D

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so hawt

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*bows*
You could say I had a burning need to write this.

I've only ever read one LoHAV story, and that was DJSkywalker's 'Gravity of the Situation'. Not a bad story in my opinion.

This was a fun parody. I wonder where you really got the inspiration.

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Don't forget that the suit is haunted by the dead spirit of a child who drowned. Also, he could have got the suit at Gamestop from a guy who gave it to him with his used game.

All the cliches!!!

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I'd rather have wings like the fic described, but alas, Google can only find me so much! I didn't wanna overload it, because these kinds of comedies run out of steam kinda quickly.

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Eh, I'm not necessarily calling them all bad. Just a staggering majority of them.

The human idea? From you, and the LoHAV parody idea, also from you. Remember my first assumption? Everything else came from nowhere, really. I'm glad you liked it though.

So much built-up just for 3 short sentences of delivery. I don't care it this is a parody, I really would have really liked to read more :-/

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I would have liked to write more, but this was already pushing my writing boundaries:
-I've never done a 'humans' piece
-Nor have I written first person
-Also first real crack at a parody

If I wasn't so handicapped in the story style, I'd be better off to deliver more. Sorry to disappoint. It's something to work on for next time, I suppose.

Fuck... this ending, for real. Just for that you deserve a like;)