An Epicly Epic Crossover of Epic Epicness

by arcTangent

References (in Order of Appearance)

For those who aren't sure exactly which character is which, I've compiled an answer key. The title in parentheses is what they're from, for the more obscure ones.

-Batman
-The Doctor (Doctor Who)
-Harry Potter and Hedwig
-Sonic the Hedgehog
-Cameron Poe (Con Air)
-Vriska Serket (Homestuck)
-Andrew Hussie (Homestuck)
-Ronald McDonald
-The Burger King
-Nyan Cat
-Mario
-Steve Urkel (Family Matters)
-Optimus Prime (Transformers)
-Navi (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
-Jigglypuff (Pokemon)
-King Dedede (Kirby)
-Ice King (Adventure Time)
-Cloud and Sephiroth (Final Fantasy 7)
-Marty McFly (Back to the Future)
-Garfield
-Zeddie Little (Ridiculously Photogenic Guy)
-Shaggy and Scooby-Doo
-Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)
-Tarzan

Comments

[arcTangent]

505322

You're a fan of Homestuck, too?
I thought I was the only one!

505337

Pfft. Details, shmetails. I haven't got time for technicalities. :P

505354

That's part of the joke.
Besides, NIC CAGE!

[CosmicAfro]

505076
Erkle perhaps on the tube socks, glasses wearing, high pitched man?

[Aeleos]

505401 yeah, who needs 'em? :D

Also, whom are you referring to with you're 'k' name reference?

[Jake The Army Guy]

505401
Okay, but still, of ALL his movies, THAT one?!

NOT THE BEES!!! OH, GOD THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!!
HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!

[sthsrg]

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some crossovers are stranger than others

[Alphaetus_Prime]

505401 Yeah, I caught up to current at the end of Act 6 Act 1, having started reading about two weeks earlier. I'm prone to archive binges, you see. By the way, I clicked on this fic because of your username.
505463 Knighty, if I'm not mistaken.
EDIT: Wait, nope, it was Act 6 Act 2.

[arcTangent]

505463

I thought knighty would be easy enough to figure out without the need for an explanation. \(o_0)/

(excuse the failed shrug emoticon attempt)

[Aeleos]

505526 oh.
Yeah.

That makes sense.

Doi

[Mazamis]

CROSSOVER ALL THE THINGS,

You should continue this it was funny.

[Heavy Weapons Guy]

It was missing, one essential component.
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FOR THE WIN.

[crazynrandom]

Awesome :-D

[Nightflight406]

Who named this story?
That guy over there. The redundant scribe of Redundantness