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Ponyville had always been a place for strange happenings. From hydras to parasprites and even Cerberus, Twilight had always been able to roll with the punches and let things slide. But after Pinkie's tampering with the fabric of reality causes a whole slew of characters to find themselves into town, her sanity becomes put to the ultimate test.

This is intended to be a satire of Crossovers in general. I don't dislike these types of stories (in fact I'm working on two of them right now); I just wanted to explore the consequences of throwing too many characters into the mix. Written in one sitting while blasting General Mumble and Nirvana.

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+9001 Internets to anyone who can name all the characters I used. :pinkiecrazy:

"Fezzes are cool."
Along with everything else, this makes you my new best friend. Have a like. And a favorite. And a watch.

That was certainly anti-climactic and hilarious, nicely done.

Oh god im such a nerd for being a fan of all these references

this title alone deserves a follow, Im going to read this later though because I have things to do right now

...oh my bacon i'm th' biggest nerd ever. there were only three i diddn't recognize, and all of those were because i couldn't name th' exact charecters.

I'm gonna name them as I go. Which won't be very much. HERE WE GO.
Of course, we have the famous saying from our sadistic Batman, and then the obvious Doctor Who references including saying "Doctor Who?" and *insert something here* are cool. Harry Potter with Hedwig
""I'd be careful about saying things like that if I were you," Twilight warned.

"Why? What's wrong with saying people from England are dumb?""
Spongebob.


It is the best country in the world, and everyone who lives there is an awesome person just for living there, especially a certain person in particular whose username begins with a "k".
I don't know this one. :P.

"You're too slow!" he shouted as he ran off to look for some chili dogs to munch on.
Sonic. And the chili dog part is from one of the TV shows, isn't it?

Twilight turned around to see a middle-aged man with ragged blond hair that vaguely resembled Ramen noodles. He had a bloody, stained tank top and a stuffed rabbit in his hand. It appeared to be torn and battered, as if it had been through a long journey involving airplanes, espionage, and a cheesy theme song performed by a 90's teenage pop singer.
Welp. I don't know what this is.

A smiling clown with red shoes was chasing a dark-haired man with a golden crown around, throwing french fries and hamburgers at him as ammunition for some sort of rivalry the two apparently had. A cat with a Pop-Tart for a body flew across the sky above, leaving a rainbow trail not unlike that of Rainbow Dash, off to do battle with a monochromatic-trailed Belgian waffle cat. Meanwhile, a fat Italian with a red cap was jumping around like an idiot, trying to collect imaginary coins and stomp on invisible mushroom creatures.
Mickey D's Vs. Burger King, Nyan cat, and Mario.

Twilight turned her head to spot a preteen African-American boy with impossibly high tube socks and the dorkiest glasses she'd ever seen, who stumbled backwards in surprise at the lavender equine. He looked down at the grass stains on his cardigan sweater and exclaimed in an incredibly annoying and high-pitched voice, "Did I do that?"
*crys* I FREAKING KNOW THIS. I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME. SCREW IT, I'M USING GOOGLE.
...
I can't find it. GOOGLE HAS FAILED ME. It is over. *puts down sword*

And then Transformers, Navi, Jigglypuff/Pokemon, and... Kirby? I don't really know for that one.

Twilight didn't like where this conversation was going. She scrambled away, her thoughts tumbling over as a man with extremely spiky hair and a giant bandaged sword ran past, chasing after an odd-looking half-angel with a rapier longer than he was tall. A young man in a distinctive red vest seemed oblivious to everything around him, muttering something about a "DeLorean" and a doctor. Behind him, a fat orange tabby and a middle-aged man were apparently having a conversation about lasagna.

First one: Nope. Second: Back to the Future. Third: I have a feeling that I should know this, but I don't.

Then, out of nowhere, Twilight abruptly stopped walking, ignoring a ridiculously photogenic guy run past her being chased by some human females. Following his hasty exit, a scraggly-bearded teen eating a giant sandwich was feeding explosively energized treats to his talking brown dog, while a hunter with an oversized cap with a speech impediment walked closely behind, on the prowl for a "wascally wabbit," oblivious to the fact that his New York accented prey was keeping pace right behind him.
The overly-photogenic guy, I should REALLY know the second one, but I don't. Looney Tunes.
Tarzan or George in the Jungle for the one right before she screamed.

And then Super Mario Bros 2 ending?

Well, that was fun. Good show, my friend!

Ok, here goes...Cameron poe from con air, sonic, Ronald McDonald, burger king, nyan cat, tac nayn,, Mario, urkle, optimus, navi, jiggly puff, king dedede, vivi, cloud, sephiroth, Marty mcfly, John and Garfield, ridiculously photogenic guy shaggy, scooby, Elmer fudd, bugs bunny, an Twilight, pinkie pie, Batman, Dr who, Harry potter, Hedwig, Tarzan or George of the jungle. Only one I dont know is the Web

I was half expecting her to go over to a table and spin a top... only to find that it just kept spinning.

DUN DUN DUNNN!!!

BR

Its the ultimate showdown... of ultimate destiny
God guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown....of ultimate destiny.:pinkiehappy:

"Then, out of nowhere, Twilight abruptly stopped walking, ignoring a ridiculously photogenic guy run past her being chased by some human females."
This is the only reference I don't get, assuming that my guess of King DeDeDe for the penguin-looking guy is correct.
(By the way, when the guy from Con Air showed up, I was like, "Thank you Homestuck!" Then the Homestuck characters showed up. I lol'd.)

I lold
Only thing is that it wasn't a 4th wall portal. That would mean viewers of the shows interacted with the characters.

"Put the pony back in the box."

Of all the movies to reference...

505322

You're a fan of Homestuck, too? :pinkiegasp:
I thought I was the only one!

505337

Pfft. Details, shmetails. I haven't got time for technicalities. :P

505354

That's part of the joke.
Besides, NIC CAGE!

505076
Erkle perhaps on the tube socks, glasses wearing, high pitched man?

505401 yeah, who needs 'em? :D

Also, whom are you referring to with you're 'k' name reference?

505401
Okay, but still, of ALL his movies, THAT one?!

NOT THE BEES!!! OH, GOD THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!!
HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!

505401 Yeah, I caught up to current at the end of Act 6 Act 1, having started reading about two weeks earlier. I'm prone to archive binges, you see. By the way, I clicked on this fic because of your username.
505463 Knighty, if I'm not mistaken.
EDIT: Wait, nope, it was Act 6 Act 2.

505463

I thought knighty would be easy enough to figure out without the need for an explanation. \(o_0)/

(excuse the failed shrug emoticon attempt)

Was the dude with the teddy Chuck Greene? Also: Batman Crossover. Harry Potter Crossover. MAKE DEM!

504895

Pretty sure this is everyone.

Goddamn Batman
The Doctor
Harry Potter
Sonic
Cameron Poe
Vriska
Hussie
Ronald McDonald
The Burger King
Nyan Cat
Tac Nayn
Mario
Urkle
Optimus Prime
Navi
Jiggly Puff
King Dedede
Ice King
Cloud
Sephiroth
Marty McFly
Garfield
Jon
No idea about the "ridiculously photogenic guy." A guy from an Axe commercial?
Shaggy
Scooby Doo
Elmer Fudd
Bugs Bunny
Tarzan

CROSSOVER ALL THE THINGS,

You should continue this it was funny.:twilightsmile:

I agree with Twilight on this.:ajbemused:

That was a really fun read! Awesome job!

Ronald McDonald and the Burger King? I could not help but laugh at that.

As a writer of crossovers myself, I can say that I do find this humorous. And what's scary is that this, though it is intended to be a parody of crossovers, is better written than a lot of crossovers I have read. Nice work.:pinkiesmile:

This story is just a big pile of TV Show Salad, but I can't tell a lie...And this is HILARIOUS!

Who named this story?
That guy over there. The redundant scribe of Redundantness

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