• Published 21st Aug 2014
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Did somebody say "Battle" - Axle the Cobalt Exorcist



When Adagio Dazzle suggests a battle of the bands some people take it the wrong way

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Let the battle begin

It was a normal day in the cafeteria. Most of the student were eating or having conversion with one another. Laughing and eating as they enjoyed each other's company. One group of girls in particular were taking about their friend Sunset Shimmer and the new girls

"It was strange," Sunset said. "There was something off about them."

"Do you mean off like this?" Pinkie Pie said as she formed her hair into a beard and mustache. "Or off like this?" She then put two carrots in to her mouth to make it look like she was a strange dragon.

"Why don't we let her tell us." Applejack said

"That's just it. I couldn't tell what was off about them" Sunset said with a worried look on her face

As she said that, the doors to cafeteria opened. Waking in with a green fog was Adagio Dazzle and her group, singing as they made their entrance The trio's song got the attention of everybody and soon they all joined in.

... Let's have battle,battle,battle. A battle of of the bands

*crash*

"What the hell!?"

The musical number was interrupted by a chair being thrown across the room. Soon all the eyes were on the one who threw it. He was a tall gray boy with long black hair. He had a gray vest on over a white shirt and dark gray camo pants with red sneakers. Around his neck was a blue scarf and attached to his pants by a chain was a skeleton key.

"What!?" The boy yelled out. "If we're going to have a battle to see who's the best, we may as well have an all out free-for-all"

"I agree" Rainbow Dash said as she stood up. "Why don't we skip the singing and get to the good part." Everyone was silent as they all looked at each other.

"Um Rainbow maybe you want to tone it down a little." Fluttershy said in her usual quiet tone.

Flash Sentry then slowly approached the boy who started it. Then out of nowhere he punched the boy right in the face. The boy got up and kicked Flash right in the gut. At that moment the whole cafeteria was fighting.

Trixie pulled a skinny kid with glasses to her and slammed him into the wall before punching him repeatedly.

Derpy who was confused as to what was happening accidentally bumped in to Octavia and knocked her to the ground. "Sorry Octavia." Derpy said but Octavia just grabbed the girl's tie and pulled her down to her level, giving her a beating.

Applebloom and Scootaloo both ganged up on Diamond Tiara and kicked her as she was curled up on the ground while Silver Spoon held Sweetie Bell in a headlock. "Is that all you got?" Sweetie bell said

Photo Finish was fighting off people with a metal tray as she bumped in to Vinyl Scratch. Vinyl turned around and punched Photo Finish in the face. "Oh it is on!" Photo Finish yelled as she fixed her glasses. She then hit the blue haired girl in the head with her tray knocking her out cold.

Two girls were pulling each other's hair before one of the members of Flash's band hit one of them over the head with his bass. The other girl then tackled the bass player to the ground.

Rainbow Dash held one of the jocks over her head before slamming him in to a table and braking it. "Awe yeah! Who da man!"

Sunset,Applejack,Rarity,and Fluttershy,were all huddle behind a table. The three turned to there right as Pinkie Pie was continuing to eat her lunch. "What?" Pinkie Pie said with her mouth full.

"WooHoo!" the janitor yelled as he raised his mop into the air. "Now this is what I call chaos."

Adagio and her friends just stood in the middle of the frenzy. "This is not what I was going for." She said as she raised a finger.

"At lease they are fighting." The blue haired girl said. The fighting continued with almost everyone getting involved.

Soon the doors opened and Principal Celestia waked in. "Alright who started this!?" Soon everyone froze as they all looked at the singing trio. "I should have known it was you." She said with a stern look as she grabbed Adagio by the wrist.

"No no I was trying to start a "battle of the bands"'Adagio yelled as she was dragged out of the cafeteria. "I didn't expect for an all out brawl to happen!" Her two friends followed.

"Yeah yeah. Tell me all about it in detention."

As she lifted everyone looked at each other again. They soon stopped fighting and dropped what they were doing.

"Well that could have gone better." Rarity said as she emerged from behind a table.

"You'er telling me" Rainbow Dash said as she dusted herself off.

"Did you really need to do something like that." Rarity said turning to her friend.

"Oh yeah." Rainbow Dash responded.

"That was nuts." Applejack said as she adjusted her cowboy hat. "That was almost as crazy as when Sunset turned into that she-demon."

"I think I might have a concussion." Flash said as the black haired boy let go of his shirt and was dropped on to the ground. "Can somebody help me to the nurse. "

Soon the bell rang and all the students left to go to their next classes.

"Well looks like Celestia owes me some overtime" the janitor said as he began to clean the destroyed cafeteria." At least this will be easier than the gym after the fall formal."

Author's Note:

Who here wishes this is how the traler whent

And on a side note. Adagio Dazzle is what I pictur when I think of "Head bitch in charge of bitchery"

Comments ( 18 )
Comment posted by The Letter J deleted Sep 11th, 2014
Comment posted by goaway deleted Sep 11th, 2014

4885918 thanks for the edit. I owe you one:pinkiesmile:

4885992

It's no biggie. I'm happy to help. :twilightsmile:

This went SOUTH so fast! :rainbowlaugh:

I noticed some spelling mistakes. You may want to fix those.

Well that escalated quickly.

THIS

IS

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

All I can say now is... lol...just lol
:rainbowlaugh: :rainbowwild:
I don't care about typos as long as it was good...and your story
tickles the watermelon.

It would be "yeah, yeah" not "yay yay".

4889006 Indeed, and hilariously, too! :rainbowlaugh:

Discord was brilliant here; redirect the conflict into something more immediate but not as long-lasting, cutting the Dazzling's plan down from the start... ingenious, and still allows him some sweet chaos! :pinkiehappy:

5074835 Discord didn't start the fight. He was the janitor.

(Reads authors note) My thoughts exactly! :rainbowlaugh:

OKAY, MOVIE'S OVER, CUE END CREDITS.

This is beautiful. I wish the movie had happened this way. This is going in my favorites now; where if will stay and I can treasure it forever.

6637072 that means so much to me to know some one loves my work in just a border line creepy way. Thanks.

6637120 that was really hilarious :rainbowlaugh:
At least princess Twilight didn't have to come and solve the problem that time lol

This made me laugh so much harder than it should have. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: What made you come up with this idea?

I have three guesses as to who the janitor is, and all three of them are Discord. :ajsmug:

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