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Shaud


Back from a very long hiatus.

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{Parody of what could have happened in my story, Night-Light of Friendship}

The Battle changed the way the people at CHS looked at each other. They were all closer and better friends than before; even Sunset was slowly being accepted once again as another regular student.

Something had been... Off, about Sunset though. She was still friendly, but she refused to attend another sleepover at Pinkie's house. Or anyone's house.

Just what exactly is she hiding?

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personal problem that had popped up in the week following the Battle.Due to this problem

missing a space after the dot.

and that's the only thing I could spot.
Oh man. that was funny.

Words cannot describe the mad grin I had on my face and the ridiculous amounts of laughter that went with it that both lasted for the entire time I was reading this story.

Rainbow assumed that Sunset was on some kind of drug, the only human explanation for her to glow. "Look Sunset, I don't know what you're on, but I could really use some the next time I go to one of Vinyl's parties." Rainbow said with the biggest grin Sunset had ever seen on her face.

"The only recreational drug I'm on is called friendship." Sunset replied dead-pan. She was not feeling up to having this conversation with Rainbow at two in the morning.

"Sure Sunset, and my hair is naturally rainbow colored."

Sunset stared at Rainbow. Her mouth moved, but no sound came out as she tried to process this information. She had no real comeback for that, mainly because her mind refused to accept the information that it had just been given.

I can't even. I just CAN'T! I was freaking out as soon as Rainbow starting saying her first line because I know EXACTLY were that entire conversation came from and I'm so happy it made it into this masterpiece.

Just...just, wow. Even as I write this now, I'm still trying to stop laughing. I think I need to end this comment before I quote the entire story. Congrats on writing the funniest thing I've read in weeks. I've anxiously waited for the tale of Glowstick Shimmer, and by Celestia, it most certainly did not disappoint!
-BiomasterM2

Applejack rolled her eyes at the scene before her. Pinkie Pie looked at her, confused as to why her friends were suddenly so upset. "What are they doing?"
"Fightin' fer lesbian dominance."
"..."

I couldn't resist.

Your still a great author!

After reading through a second time I noticed this error.

"I can manage my own bladder, thanks." Sunset grunted and rolled her eyes. Pinkie should have a 'TMI' warning tattoed to her forehead.

Pretty sure it should be 'tattooed' not 'tattoed'.

-BiomasterM2

"Sounds like you need a high-five in the face with a chair."

I really love the idea of Sunset carrying around folding chairs to throw at people who don't agree with her, it's just such an effective way to get people to see how her opinion is the correct one.

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wasn't Sunset throwing chairs a reference to this fic?

5601937 Pretty sure it is, it was the first thing that came to mind when I read the chair threat at least. Man, chairs start flying at the slightest inconvenience later on. I'm kinda amazed no one died.

Her thoughts were interupted by something wet trailing across her cheek. She jumped up with a screech and knocked her head on someone else's.

"Pinkie?! What the hell--" The pink girl had licked Sunset's cheek for unknown reasons.

"I wanded tho thee if ah coud durn mah dongue oranth!" Pinkie's tongue was stuck out, but there was no trace of the glowing magic on it. This seemed to make Pinkie sad. Sunset's shriek had woken up the other girls again, and they all looked unamused at Pinkie's antics.

"Pinkie, stop sexually harassing Sunset so we can all go to sleep." Rainbow growled.

:rainbowlaugh:

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Actually that was from a post on Tumblr but God lamb it I just read that fic and it was amazing!

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Thought I should let you all know that I was procrastinating school work and decided that this needed another chapter... I may need mental help.

alright, when she said the "you wouldnt hurt me" thing, and the "i'm not afraid", a word pierced my thoughts.
Twilight.
lets see if I was right.

edit: yeah... we gotta put this puppy down. I'll get the shovel.

And the had no kind of flashlight or way to see in the dark.

they.

5604330 Eeyup ;) I had to look up the script for Twilight to do this chapter. I feel dirty...

5604345 The ships official name too....Shaud....wow man way to take credit for that one lol.

5604355 This pairing was the reason I made an account. I wanted to write fanfics about Shaud... Then I wrote pretty much EVERY OTHER Sunset Shimmer pairing xDDDD

5604357 Might as well just make one big Sunset x Every character orgy story than so you don't miss any.....

5604375 ...Won't say I haven't considered this...

5604379 I was being sarcastic but go right on ahead if you want. I mean we already have an orgy with Sunset and 5 of the main 6 somewhere on this site....omg I just started something that will end in either amazingness or flames...still wondering when you will start a phobia story for the other 5 though lol.

5604384 I know it was sarcasm xD And you are right; we have AT LEAST one story like that (then there is one with her and the sirens...) I think we're good on the orgy stories. I DO have an idea for a "Suddenly almost everyone falls in love with Sunset" story, though. Not smut related but still shipping...

And I honestly don't know when that story will be coming out. It's been hard thinking of phobias for them.

5604391 Why do I find the idea of Pinkie Pie fearing Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream hilarious all of a sudden....omg now I got Rarity being scared of leather, AJ being scared of mangoes, Rainbow being scared of cats, and Fluttershy being scared of public restrooms running through my head a mile a minute now lol. Damn my slight writer instincts damn them lol.

5604408 What even xD I could use about half of those, actually... RARITY BEING AFRAID OF SUNSET'S JACKET THOUGH

5604417 I know right. I was just sitting here and BAM my brain got full of "WTF" and I love it when that happens because it keeps me entertained for the next 30 minutes XD. Rarity being scared of Sunset's jacket is now running through my head at the speed of light...

What? I'm not really sure what I just read. Confusion levels increasing.

5604432 You just read a Twilight parody featuring Sunset Shimmer and Maud ;3

5604434 Oh, that was where that came from....huh....Twilight....omg Twilight Sparkle sparkling is stuck in my head now.

5604434 I suppose that would explain why nothing made much sense. Although now that I think about it, I do recall someone making a Twilight joke about this story in an earlier blog post, so I probably should have expected this.

5604449 I added a "This is a Twilight reference" the the author's note so that others can catch on. I didn't think this would be so obscure xD

5604469 Eh, no problem. I guess the years of avoiding the Twilight movies like the plague are starting to catch up to me.

...excuse me...need to somehow exercise the amount of liquid sugar you injected into my veins and then stuffed my gob full of every confection known to man. That is to say, TOO MUCH SWEET/CUTE!!!! That said, nice piece AND spoof of a book series that still makes me feel dirty for having read it.

No... you... did... NOT JUST DO THAT!!!

You did. You totally just did that?

Why?

And why do I think Maud is still more expressive than Kristen Stewart?

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My dear, I have no idea why.

And Maud has more expressions than Stewart, for sure xDDDD

Maud is impossible because she is totally yoda in costume or she is missing the "emotional response" part of her occipital lobe

You know, after reading the second chapter again, I'm convinced that it's actually some strange Glow induced dream that Sunset is having during the sleep over.

As for why her dream resembles the Twilight series, I'd bet that Sunset has either seen whichever movie/book this scene happened in out of curiosity to see what a story sharing Twilight's name is about, or she is secretly just a huge fan of the series. Either one is still hilarious, the first to see what her reaction to the weird dream would be after she wakes up (I imagine it would involve copious amounts of screaming in terror), the second to see her friends' reactions if they ever found out she's a fan of the series.

-BiomasterM2

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I bet Rarity loves the series too. Rainbow Dash thinks its lame. AJ says the thought of sun resisting blood sucking monsters is not a pleasent one. And dunno about the others.

5606059 And Pinkie would continue to make Sunset Shimmering jokes, all the while being completely indifferent. (At least until she finds out Sunset was dreaming about Maud, that probably won't be fun for Sunset to explain)

"Dreaming about your sister? what are you talking about Pinkie?" Sunset asked, trying not to dart her eyes like Applejack did when she lied.

"Oh, she's just wondering what this" -Rainbow pulled out her phone, showing Sunset a video of her sleeping, mumbling Maud's name and moving her arms as though she was holding someone in a very intimate manner, all the while her glow shimmering a beautiful shade of pink, thanks to the blush she sported.- "was all about."

Sunset's glow turning scarlet red and making it seem like the kitchen had caught on fire was the theme of conversation for weeks to come. That, and Pinkie calling the new couple 'Shaud'.

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5606203 This.
The only way out would be to topic change immediately into "So I've seen every Twilight movie several times, and enjoyed all of them", as that might be the only way to distract them long enough to slip out the nearest window, and run like crazy to the nearest interdimensional portal.
But even then that would probably backfire spectacularly. Rainbow might even get her flailing to escape the bush she'd inevitably fall into after sliding out the window on camera to go with the dream rambling about Maud.

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It all could have been avoided had she chosed the true safest option. Changing her name and taking a one way trip to Saddle Arabia.

You did it. You really did it.
And it's fucking genius :facehoof:

Dammit. Stupid sexy Shaud.

5606331 Alas, hindset is 20/20. Nothing to do now but except fate. Or flee to Equestria in order to find a way to magically erase everyone's memory concerning anything involving the sleep over

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I CAN'T LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES CAN I?!

XD This is all just so brilliant...

5608736 I apologize for nothing. Once the ball starts rolling, it's nigh impossible to stop.

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Childhood flashback right there. And nope, you shouldn't leave us alone.

Off topic, is there a "shaud" story on the works?

Oddly, I figured Sunset would have a different relationship to Maud. One that involved fetal positions and sleepless nights of terror.

You know what? Because of this story the only thing I can think of when I hear this song now is that everyone is literally shining like rainbows whenever they sing, or do anything else, really. So thanks for that amusing image. (Sunset really shouldn't have let the rest of the Rainbooms know were she keeps her Glow stashed.

*scoots back in chair as far as possible*

"I feel violated."

Indeed.

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