After going to the most dangerous places in the world, I have finally assembled everything I needed to form the perfect Zanza cosplay for PAX East. Unfortunately, when I put it on, I somehow became Zanza, gained all his powers and developed his bloodthirsty attitude. Now, I'm going into Equestria to see everything unfold.
This fic is for the No Originality Brigade's Most Unoriginal Cosplay Fic Contest. Seriously, it's an HiE cosplayer in Equestria with very little effort put into it. Leave a dislike please. If you liked this monstrosity, then I can confirm that you like unoriginal concepts poorly done.
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I like the story where the guy injects heroin in his dick
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Interesting... That's weird though.
Also, who's the duck that gave the like?
This is spectacularly unoriginal! You might do well in the contest.
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I aim to please... or displease.
Looks like there are two more ducks in the audience.
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Quack.
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Please don't tell me you actually like this fic...
You know what? This deserves to be raged at. Someone, please put this in the Plan 9 from Equestria: 2 group. It's just that bad.
The title of the chapter won me over.
You sir, get a dislike (Wow, that's the first time I can consider that a compliment.) But I most certainly can appreciate your humor.
so dislike=like and like=dislike?
quack.