The Gardeners and the Civil Pioneers, two hidden factions that have battled since the beginning of the age of ponies. Locked in an infinite loop of combat, an unlikely hero is destined to bring balance to an invisible war that has ravaged Equis for centuries.
Making a joke about your own I see.
4762801 Maybe......
Okay, I'm intrigued, just one question,
How do they NOT know that word? The Ponies that don't have wings or horns are called Earth ponies.