a single god damned one." He reports sharply.  Before Celestia can ask again he repeats. "Not a single god damn one." This is followed by an awkward silence as Celestia awaits further interrupting comments. None are forthcoming.
Celestia has another tremendously awful idea. "Try Earth." She didn't grin, but a grin was obviously in her eyes.
The seer looks away for a moment, and then turns back wide eyed.
"Y-your Highness, too many! I can't process all of them!" Peeping Tom begins to foam at the mouth and scream at the search result overload.

I found this too funny for some reason.

3815159 It was meant to be found that way.

Um... a prologue is not a complete story.

3815988 yes, but I want to make this completely distinct from the actual story. This was mostly a joke.

So... this is a prologue. A prequel if needed. It is also incomplete, so I dont know if the rest has already been written, or if it is yet to come.

Maybe the main story is complete but the beginning isn't?

3820515
This is just a joke prologue, there is a story, but it won't be as cracked as this. Since they are supposed to be treated as seperate writings I'm publishing the actual story under a different tittle.

3820730 Ahh, thanks for clarifying, mostly...

Is this story going to be continued though? I want to see Twilight's reaction to learning that the chipmunk was just a distraction...

EDIT: Nevermind, I just scrolled up and saw the change.

3824198 it wasn't, but with the intended sort failing, it will now.

More please.