Princess Celestia and Lee Timings had a good relationship, but unfortunately their work and schedules caused a rift to come between it. Lee finally gave unto this realization and broke things off with the Co-Ruler. Biggest mistake he ever made.
So now that he's shagged both of the princesses, is he going to set his sights on Twilicorn and Cadence? I mean he might as well complete the set, you know. Check another thing off the bucket list. Besides, I'd love to see that free for all
*looks at word count* Still over a thousand, but more in line with your objective
3602127 I have 200 rupees on him getting a dildo in the ass! And 45 tacos/50 tacos that he gets chased through canterlot again but naked and screaming his head off!
3602127 25 sandwiches that he ends up in a relationship with BOTH Celestia and Luna, with hot Pwincest action, and eventually breaks up with both at the same time causing this AGAIN for Celestia and causing Luna to go back to Nightmare Moon.
3602215 with the very common hip problem he has with Celestia, I say he's gonna die if he gets with both. and by die, i mean split in half. if not dead, then he would be in a wheelchair, miserable the rest of his life, receiving questions like: "Did you lose your legs in a war?" or "Did you have diabetes?", and all he can think about is two royal plots destroying his body, like how a big muscular dude would take a boulder, and pound a dwarf multiple times with it.
sounds like Lee is going spelunking in batman eh I mean Batmares cave. Also would like to see hey reverse roll in 1 of your stories where of the human breaking up with the princess. The princess breaks up with the human. Which in turns cause the human go insane to extend.
Unbeknownst to me, you know, whilst I began to pile drive into Luna's funzone. A certain alabaster alicorn's eyes had just snapped open, said alicorn taking in a deep breath as she sniffed the air, sensing a great disturbance in the 'Lee force'.
"My babykins is making love…AND IT ISN'T TO ME!"
All of Equestria would look back at this day many, many years in the future, and label it as the great quake of Canterlot.
This speaks as if he is retelling this story...
I am saddened, i thought he was going to get brutally murdered by celestia
I mean come on, if celestia is acting like that and planning on analy take you with a fucking FIVE FOOT DILDO and Luna is being an obsessive stalker then I see little hope.
Wouldn't even have to be hard or painful. Just make Luna take you to a hospital, make her occupy celestia in a literal battle royal, get some local painkillers and apply to both sides of the throat and then use scalpel to make an inch deep cut on both sides where the jugulars are.
Quick? You have 10 seconds before unconsciousness, 14 until death Painless? You have no feeling there thanks to the pain killers. Only thing you will feel is warm liquid flowing and you falling unconscious.
3604112 can't do, the princesses would find you out before the end. And then? They would have you permanently in a straight jacket and chained to one of her hoofs just to ensure that it would never happen again.
No, you need to do it in 30 seconds or less and even that is pushing it.
Or Harem. Have them all. If things get hairy have them "settle their differences" in a previously prepared mud arena (the guy get 10% off the ticket and video sales, 1% for each competitor) to see who is the "alpha mare" then one the loser end up all psycho and go "no one but her can have him" on the guy.
3603383 everyone has at the least a few fu up thoughts in their lifetime. usually start around puberty when you become ''aware'' of certain things. then if you keep your imagination after puberty those things you notice get harder and harder not to pay attention too. Anyway this story is hilarious
So now that he's shagged both of the princesses, is he going to set his sights on Twilicorn and Cadence? I mean he might as well complete the set, you know. Check another thing off the bucket list. Besides, I'd love to see that free for all
*looks at word count* Still over a thousand, but more in line with your objective
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There is no way a chapter is ever going to go over 2000 in this story, let alone 1700-2000.
Hopefully
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Everyone, taking bets now. Odds are ten to one against him maintaining that objective
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3602127 I have 200 rupees on him getting a dildo in the ass! And 45 tacos/50 tacos that he gets chased through canterlot again but naked and screaming his head off!
3602181 and I'm talking about the character.
NOT the writer.
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25 sandwiches that he ends up in a relationship with BOTH Celestia and Luna, with hot Pwincest action, and eventually breaks up with both at the same time causing this AGAIN for Celestia and causing Luna to go back to Nightmare Moon.
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I don't know. This is Zamairiac we are talking about, odds are he'd gladly do both to be able to get to Canterlot
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(He knows my secret...He must be silenced!)
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with the very common hip problem he has with Celestia, I say he's gonna die if he gets with both. and by die, i mean split in half. if not dead, then he would be in a wheelchair, miserable the rest of his life, receiving questions like: "Did you lose your legs in a war?" or "Did you have diabetes?", and all he can think about is two royal plots destroying his body, like how a big muscular dude would take a boulder, and pound a dwarf multiple times with it.
i like lee's plan, do em both then while they are fighting run for it
omg lee clearly has no self preservation instinct
this is gonna be hilarious!
Dat ass?...
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wait... doesn't that mean he'll have date Luna now? so now he'll have two psycopaths on his ass...
yup, he has a death wish
3602365 Honestly... I'd rather lose my legs that way than have them be blown off in a war.
That got me. This stuff is funny. keep it up!
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Conclusion: Morals < Dat ass!
At least Lee'd have a way to wake Celestia from a coma if she'd end up in one. Pretty sure she'd wake up.
sounds like Lee is going spelunking in batman eh I mean Batmares cave. Also would like to see hey reverse roll in 1 of your stories where of the human breaking up with the princess. The princess breaks up with the human. Which in turns cause the human go insane to extend.
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This speaks as if he is retelling this story...
I am saddened, i thought he was going to get brutally murdered by celestia
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Who say's he won't be brutally murdered O_O
Magic bitch!
In a trail of fire, I'll burn before you bury me...
sweet baby jebus this is good
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Sorry let me rephrase that.
Butt everyone loves anal!
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Here, here!
I mean...hello
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This story is as funny as a midget locked in a room full of horny monkeys
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So...funny?
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Oh man. I think this is one of the best things I have ever read. I can't stop laughing. Seriously. I need medical attention.
Next chapter pls.
I just saw the tag for Discord and got a horrible mentla image of dear Celly's toy being a ten-foot long petrified Discord.
"I call him Discord. He's ten feet of rock hard pleasure. Prepare your sphincter, I'm going in dry."
My mind is a messed up place sometimes.
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Oh the humor in this story is right up my alley.
Awwwe...
Sheeeeiiiit.
I see only one good solution here.
Suicide.
I mean come on, if celestia is acting like that and planning on analy take you with a fucking FIVE FOOT DILDO and Luna is being an obsessive stalker then I see little hope.
Wouldn't even have to be hard or painful. Just make Luna take you to a hospital, make her occupy celestia in a literal battle royal, get some local painkillers and apply to both sides of the throat and then use scalpel to make an inch deep cut on both sides where the jugulars are.
Quick? You have 10 seconds before unconsciousness, 14 until death
Painless? You have no feeling there thanks to the pain killers. Only thing you will feel is warm liquid flowing and you falling unconscious.
... Wow. I AM fucked up
3604059 Or you could just OD on the painkillers.
3604112 can't do, the princesses would find you out before the end. And then? They would have you permanently in a straight jacket and chained to one of her hoofs just to ensure that it would never happen again.
No, you need to do it in 30 seconds or less and even that is pushing it.
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Or Harem. Have them all. If things get hairy have them "settle their differences" in a previously prepared mud arena (the guy get 10% off the ticket and video sales, 1% for each competitor) to see who is the "alpha mare" then one the loser end up all psycho and go "no one but her can have him" on the guy.
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I wonder if this can get any crazier... I fucking LOVE this story..
What the hell man.... I nearly fell out of my chair at work thanks to this story. GIVE ME MOAR!!!!!
Celestia finds them and lee says "Holy crap here comes Celestia, and she doesn't look too happy." Good job if you get the reference.
3604626 Murphy's Law says...yes
Yes it can
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everyone has at the least a few fu up thoughts in their lifetime. usually start around puberty when you become ''aware'' of certain things. then if you keep your imagination after puberty those things you notice get harder and harder not to pay attention too. Anyway this story is hilarious
I am loving every second of this story
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I mean come on, who can resist this.
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