Princess Celestia and Lee Timings had a good relationship, but unfortunately their work and schedules caused a rift to come between it. Lee finally gave unto this realization and broke things off with the Co-Ruler. Biggest mistake he ever made.
4796033 just in case if we something tragic, yet I do wonder if we need music for a cat, pony fight at the funeral when they try to cry the most than the other.
I'm loving this but this chapter was so incredibly short it really didn't warrant taking almost three weeks to post. But then again if you have other projects I suppose that's understandable. Either way funny stuff
You know Lee should really just lay down the law with these crazy bitches. They don't seem like the type that would risk losing him for anything, he could just put down an ultimatum that either they do what he says and become his slaves, which would still allow them to be with him, or he kills himself. They would never risk that, and everybody wins. And Lee gets to be king with three alicorns feeding him grapes on his golden throne doing whatever he wants.
Im going to be honest. I would kiss my balls good bye and pick to herd with them.Reasons to kiss ball goodbye are celestia's ass Luna might bite them off cadance just likes it rough.Nevermind i would be in heaven .
And so the sex-capade continues. Now Lee just needs to bang Shining, Twilight, and Chrysalis and we can call this the start of the first Equestrian Royals War.
This needs to evolve into him fucking all of the mane six, and the rest of the six and the princesses chase him until he gets to Fluttershy and then she kills them all with her super saiyan powers.
Twilight never understood why Celestia had lowered herself to dating an animal like Lee Timings. The man infuriated her; how dare he think himself worthy of Princess Celestia! Her friends and most other ponies shared her belief. Until the day of her coronation. When she looked to her mentor (and her ape) and all was made clear. Lee Timings was no animal, he was a god of sex made flesh and she desperately wanted him. While her friends still hated the man she had now seen what he was and she would have it; after all she was a smart and patient mare. When the skies over Canterlot darkened, the ground shook, and the faintest yell of "Lee Timings" was heard she knew her time was now. She was happy to think "I was prepared for this."
Does Lee emit some type of pheromone that makes Alicorns go yandere?(Is Twicorn here?) I cant wait to see what happens when Shining finds out what he did to his wife. He'll probably send the entire royal guard on his ass.
If you piss off an Alicorn goddess after fucking and dating her for months and then go and then go fuck her sister and niece your gonna have a bad time
I love this story.
The fuck happened to shinning Armour?
His next thought "Oh Balls........gotta hide"
never mind went back and read chapter 6
And so the chase continues.
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My reaction to the princesses now
If we wants to stop being fucked over, he needs to have a relationship with all of them at once...
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Wow...
I shall prepare the funeral. Here lies the man who bang three royal beings, and died from said banging.
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More more more.
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What?
It's the only way, satisfy all of them without them being jealous.
you sure took your sweet time
FINALLY an update to this! but it was painfully short.
4795869 do you need my orchestra to help setting up?
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I agree completely, believe me!
4796033 just in case if we something tragic, yet I do wonder if we need music for a cat, pony fight at the funeral when they try to cry the most than the other.
Why so short.... oh well i guess you have something big planned hopefully
4796050 idk I was thinking of a nice piece called jergingha how about that when they start?
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Oh Lee how are you going get out of this one? XD
I'm loving this but this chapter was so incredibly short it really didn't warrant taking almost three weeks to post. But then again if you have other projects I suppose that's understandable. Either way funny stuff
You know Lee should really just lay down the law with these crazy bitches. They don't seem like the type that would risk losing him for anything, he could just put down an ultimatum that either they do what he says and become his slaves, which would still allow them to be with him, or he kills himself. They would never risk that, and everybody wins. And Lee gets to be king with three alicorns feeding him grapes on his golden throne doing whatever he wants.
But I suppose that would be too easy.
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4796495 when they start fighting each other
We still got Twilight and Chrysalis to run from!
4796505 sorry am using phone, it's a jerk sometimes.
Im going to be honest. I would kiss my balls good bye and pick to herd with them.Reasons to kiss ball goodbye are celestia's ass Luna might bite them off cadance just likes it rough.Nevermind i would be in heaven .
And so the sex-capade continues. Now Lee just needs to bang Shining, Twilight, and Chrysalis and we can call this the start of the first Equestrian Royals War.
4796519 oh fair enough
4796548 but yeah the music might help the mood.
This needs to evolve into him fucking all of the mane six, and the rest of the six and the princesses chase him until he gets to Fluttershy and then she kills them all with her super saiyan powers.
Something beyond stupid, my dear sir. Now you have three alicorns chasing you. Hell, might as well got for the full set while you're at it!
This is starting to turn into a mexican standoff
Twilight never understood why Celestia had lowered herself to dating an animal like Lee Timings. The man infuriated her; how dare he think himself worthy of Princess Celestia! Her friends and most other ponies shared her belief. Until the day of her coronation. When she looked to her mentor (and her ape) and all was made clear. Lee Timings was no animal, he was a god of sex made flesh and she desperately wanted him. While her friends still hated the man she had now seen what he was and she would have it; after all she was a smart and patient mare. When the skies over Canterlot darkened, the ground shook, and the faintest yell of "Lee Timings" was heard she knew her time was now. She was happy to think "I was prepared for this."
Well... He's fucked....
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Death by SNU SNU!
Death by alicorn SNU SNU
4796895 one of the few deaths some would enjoyed having.
Lulz!
Does Lee emit some type of pheromone that makes Alicorns go yandere?(Is Twicorn here?) I cant wait to see what happens when Shining finds out what he did to his wife. He'll probably send the entire royal guard on his ass.
4796840 That was beautiful.
I've missed this so damn hard.
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That's the best kind of death by Snu Snu
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If you piss off an Alicorn goddess after fucking and dating her for months and then go and then go fuck her sister and niece your gonna have a bad time
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Doesn't matter, sex was had.
So I say... WORTH IT!
It's back!