Princess Celestia and Lee Timings had a good relationship, but unfortunately their work and schedules caused a rift to come between it. Lee finally gave unto this realization and broke things off with the Co-Ruler. Biggest mistake he ever made.
Guard One: Are they fighting over the pale ape again? Guard Two: I think so. Gimme a minute to recover my hearing. Guard One: Very funny. Should we do something? Guard Two: What? Go in there, declare 'What goes?' and proceed to be sentenced to Death by Snu-Snu? Guard One: Death by Snoo-Snoo? Guard Two: Interdimensional Space Hulu. Bascially we'd get shagged to death. The princesses would alternate between the offender. I still remember the screams of my last partner when he was overheard by Princess Celestia of what he would do with that anniversary present. He screamed for three days until he no longer could scream. They say his face was plastered in the stupidest smile while they stuffed him in a body bag. Guard One: *assumes the look of happiness, then horror, then happiness, then horror...*
Excuse my use of a few vulgar term please... THIS GUY IS A FUCKING MORON AND WILL DIE FROM BEING A MORON. But i like reading this for a few good laughs
You know, it's easy to deal with the Gary-stu'ness because this isn't some super serious story where the main character is teleported from Earth, given super powers, able to wield the Elements of Harmony, find out he/she is the long lost daughter/brother/son/daughter to Celestia/Luna/the Mane Six, and has to save the world from imminent destruction that no one but the protagonist can stop or becomes the super villain by discovering a long lost gem hidden in the old castle that not even the Princesses knew about even though it was their castle, constructs a complex gauntlet in a few days when it normally would take weeks out of a mineral that apparently is a magic nullifier even though the Royal Guard wear it (including the unicorns), and promptly thrashes the Princesses without the slightest bit of trouble even though the antagonist has no prior training in magic.
This is just about a guy who cannot control his swag and is getting himself into hilarious and sexy hijinks.
I took her face softly in my hands and...and gently locked lips with her, said mare sighing contently as she wrapped her wings around me lovingly, her tongue gently slithering into my mouth and touching my own.
Lee's going to do down in a blaze of glory... or, well, sex. He's a lucky bastard now, but we'll see when all of Equestria comes down upon him... yes that was intentional.
Not really Gary Stu
Just a mare magnet
Guard One: Are they fighting over the pale ape again?
Guard Two: I think so. Gimme a minute to recover my hearing.
Guard One: Very funny. Should we do something?
Guard Two: What? Go in there, declare 'What goes?' and proceed to be sentenced to Death by Snu-Snu?
Guard One: Death by Snoo-Snoo?
Guard Two: Interdimensional Space Hulu. Bascially we'd get shagged to death. The princesses would alternate between the offender. I still remember the screams of my last partner when he was overheard by Princess Celestia of what he would do with that anniversary present. He screamed for three days until he no longer could scream. They say his face was plastered in the stupidest smile while they stuffed him in a body bag.
Guard One: *assumes the look of happiness, then horror, then happiness, then horror...*
Excuse my use of a few vulgar term please... THIS GUY IS A FUCKING MORON AND WILL DIE FROM BEING A MORON. But i like reading this for a few good laughs
Hue.
Yes, we do. However, it is nine words away from two thousand. Getting close there buddy
and then everyp0ny got pregnant.
Mare magnet means that he attracts every single female pony that there is, but I disgress, he is simply a princess/queen magnet
You know, it's easy to deal with the Gary-stu'ness because this isn't some super serious story where the main character is teleported from Earth, given super powers, able to wield the Elements of Harmony, find out he/she is the long lost daughter/brother/son/daughter to Celestia/Luna/the Mane Six, and has to save the world from imminent destruction that no one but the protagonist can stop or becomes the super villain by discovering a long lost gem hidden in the old castle that not even the Princesses knew about even though it was their castle, constructs a complex gauntlet in a few days when it normally would take weeks out of a mineral that apparently is a magic nullifier even though the Royal Guard wear it (including the unicorns), and promptly thrashes the Princesses without the slightest bit of trouble even though the antagonist has no prior training in magic.
This is just about a guy who cannot control his swag and is getting himself into hilarious and sexy hijinks.
Personally, I wouldn't really care if you went 2000+ words. It's a pretty good story.
A lost cause indeed. And a good one as well.
Going to favorite for now and read a bit later. But this definitely picked my interest.
Damn I though a threesome would happen
And then the elements of harmony want some
SOON...
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and suddenly out of nowhere chryssi shows up and bangs him along with cadence
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3786660 where is that picture originally from
That's 3 out of 4 alicorns now! Do I hear a Twilight!!?
3786715 i dont know. found it on my searches in google.
lee seems to be *puts glasses on* royally fucked YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He's batting three for three so far,lets go for a perfect game!
[NOPE INTENSIFIES]
you know a girl err... mare is pissed when she threatens endless sex as a punishment
Lee's going to do down in a blaze of glory... or, well, sex. He's a lucky bastard now, but we'll see when all of Equestria comes down upon him... yes that was intentional.
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no you get a chrysalis
(its tagged)
IT'S NINE FUCKING WORDS LEFT FOR 2000
OH MY GOD, GUYS, LOOK AT THE TAGS.
SERIOUSLY.
3786897
WHAT ABOUT THEM?
SERIOUSLY.
3787061
I LIKE USING CAPS.
SERIOUSLY.
3787077
THAT'S AWESOME
SERIOUSLY
3787078
I SEE YOUR SARCASM.
SERIOUSLY.
3787089
NICE OF YOU TO NOTICE
SERIOUSLY
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THANK YOU.
SERIOUSLY.
3787098
NO PROBLEM
SERIOUSLY
3787100
YOU REPLY REALLY QUICKLY.
SERIOUSLY.
3787103
I KNOW RIGHT?
SERIOUSLY
3787105
OH MY GOD IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.
SERIOUSLY.
looks like she used some magic to seduce him! AAAWWWW YEEEAAAAHHH
3787119
Nope, she merely made him feel more than just lust during their smexy times XD
3787124 Make sense
3787124
WHY DID YOU STOP REPLYING TO ME?
SERIOUSLY.
3787179
BECAUSE I COULD
SERIOUSLY
Oh, that poor *snerk* poor human.
3787181
ALRIGHT, I'LL STOP THIS THREAD
SERIOUSLY
Zamairiac's lee try's to learn mare magnet but already know 4 moves... 1... 2... and poof lee forgot sence and learned mare magnet
First-world problems if ever I've seen 'em.
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This is a problem?
Suicide, now before it is to late