Princess Celestia and Lee Timings had a good relationship, but unfortunately their work and schedules caused a rift to come between it. Lee finally gave unto this realization and broke things off with the Co-Ruler. Biggest mistake he ever made.
I just had an idea! It's a human and Celestia. You know how too much sunlight gives you cancer, right? Well, what is Celestia incarnate of? Try to write a RBUC that has the human learn he has cancer from being with Celestia and breaking up with her because of it. Make it so that she breaks up with him upon the realization. Oh, and this chapter was hilarious!
If i had to guess i would say that Batmare's alter ego is Luna since not many ponies speak with words like 'thou art'. Although my assumption is only really based off two words so it is hardly concrete.
Also is it me or is he just digging himself a deeper hole ?
Well... the sibling rivalry is going to get very awkward for him.
So, we have Celestia ('nuff said), Mare Do Luna, Twilight...
All we need now is for Cadence to somehow be dragged into the mess, and for Chrysalis to get her ass kicked by Celestia when she tries to abduct her "shmoopie".
Why did he buy such a dangerous tool to begin with? He should have known that something like that was bound to happen when your with a girl that is overly kinky like Molestia, that and not properly hiding said device has nearly led him to a one way street of anal deflowerment. Batmare though.... ne ne ne ne ne ne BATMARE!
Holy shit, Lee must have taken a bath in Alicorn pheromones before he arrived in Equestria. Just walk away, dude; goddess horses aren't worth it, no matter how much badonk they pack.
Another wonderful addition in the Zarmairiac line of insane lovesick Princesses with dependency issues series of fan fictions. Don't ever change.
Lee x Batmane (Luna)... at least it's not as bad as being sodomized by Crazy Ass Celestia as long as Luna doesn't make Lee dress up as Catwoman... scratch that, it'd be hilarious.
Lee "Do I really have to wear this?"
Luna "I could always wake up my sister."
Lee quicker than humanly possible puts on the leather jumpsuit and cat ears.
Luna "Now, let's begin. Read your lines."
Lee looked down at the index card before him. "Um...I have stolen the crown jewels and shoved them down my pants, Try and get them if you dare."
Every time I read about Lee running, I keep hearing a voice yelling, "Run, Forest, run!"
EDIT: Oh, and you're over a thousand words again
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Exactly XD
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FUCK OFF!
Just kidding...
BUT SERIOUSLY!!!
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I will forever be that nagging voice in your ear, telling you to just give up and accept the sweat embrace of long stories.
I also like how I keep beating FiM's email notification system in responding to new things
I just had an idea! It's a human and Celestia. You know how too much sunlight gives you cancer, right? Well, what is Celestia incarnate of? Try to write a RBUC that has the human learn he has cancer from being with Celestia and breaking up with her because of it. Make it so that she breaks up with him upon the realization. Oh, and this chapter was hilarious!
If i had to guess i would say that Batmare's alter ego is Luna since not many ponies speak with words like 'thou art'. Although my assumption is only really based off two words so it is hardly concrete.
Also is it me or is he just digging himself a deeper hole ?
Well... the sibling rivalry is going to get very awkward for him.
So, we have Celestia ('nuff said), Mare Do Luna, Twilight...
All we need now is for Cadence to somehow be dragged into the mess, and for Chrysalis to get her ass kicked by Celestia when she tries to abduct her "shmoopie".
3598656 That would be awesome and depressing at the same time. Awesomely depressing? Depressingly awesome?
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I may just write it in the new year, no need to dampen the holiday spirit XD
3598714 What if....... it was a birthday present for me?
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Depends...when's your birthday?
3598724 December 30th (so close to the new year lol)
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...It might be possible, but no promises
LUNA IS BEST PRINCESS!!! ACCEPT HER OFFER!
3598735 Heh, that's all I can hope for.
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You know, I might find this a whole lot less amusing if the guy hadn't gone out of his way to show he's a douche.
As it is, I can't stop chuckling. And I don't really want to stop either.
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Of course he's a douche!
I mean every HIE tends to have a SUPER AWSUM FRIENDLY protagonist, so I'ma just break the chain and make this guy an absolute dick
Well, shit!
At least he's not getting anal raped... is he?
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When he was listing off all the things he's going through i could only think
"Truly this is a man of class"
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Looking forward to MOAR!! c:
Okay, so Celestia is bat-shit insane and Luna is a horn-dog... or horn-mare, in her case.
Also,
Lee: "I'd much prefer Big Richard!"
P.S.: Still got my eye on you!
all right luna
I have a slight tiny insignificant minuscule indication of a feeling, that Batmare is Luna. But like I said, its up to speculation.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
You never know what you're gonna get.
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Thank you Forest
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Nana Nana Nana LUNA Nana Nana Nana LUNA!!!
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It's Forrest, thank you
I didn't become a professional ping pong player just so people can spell my name wrong.
moar!
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Luna? Dafuq? Well, that escalated quickly.That's about all I have to say.
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノYOU ARE A DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
...
Well,
I guess you could say,
*dons shades*
Luna's gone BATshit insane.
YEAAAAAHHHHHHH-*shot*
3598961 *holding gun* NO! JUST, NO!!
That statement I said in my review for the first chapter, well I see that even more likely for some reason.
Why did he buy such a dangerous tool to begin with? He should have known that something like that was bound to happen when your with a girl that is overly kinky like Molestia, that and not properly hiding said device has nearly led him to a one way street of anal deflowerment. Batmare though.... ne ne ne ne ne ne BATMARE!
Pfffftttt!! Hahaha! HAAAA Ha HA HA. *huge breath in* BWAAHAHAHA!
Dude you are awesome! This shit is so god damn funny and random!
Well.
It seems like Luna...
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Has finally gone Batshit crazy.
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my previous comment was something along the lines of self preservation instinct, this man has very little of that.
Oh its Luna I thought it was Discord?
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Steal my joke why don't you
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Oops. Sorry, didn't see yours.
...
But mine had pictures...
Holy shit, Lee must have taken a bath in Alicorn pheromones before he arrived in Equestria. Just walk away, dude; goddess horses aren't worth it, no matter how much badonk they pack.
OH GOD DAMN IT LUNA!
Wait..... wat
batmare is luna
Another wonderful addition in the Zarmairiac line of insane lovesick Princesses with dependency issues series of fan fictions. Don't ever change.
Lee x Batmane (Luna)... at least it's not as bad as being sodomized by Crazy Ass Celestia as long as Luna doesn't make Lee dress up as Catwoman... scratch that, it'd be hilarious.
Lee "Do I really have to wear this?"
Luna "I could always wake up my sister."
Lee quicker than humanly possible puts on the leather jumpsuit and cat ears.
Luna "Now, let's begin. Read your lines."
Lee looked down at the index card before him. "Um...I have stolen the crown jewels and shoved them down my pants, Try and get them if you dare."
.....batmare is Princess luna isn't it? Only one pony talks like that. If so, I am interested on how the next chapter will turn out.