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beatbox9988


There are two types of people in this world: Perverts, and people who won't admit that they're a pervert too. Unless you're an alien. If you are, then GTFO.

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>My first ever ponyfic
>it's a clopfic
Oh boy, here we go.

3550130 Sorta. Maybe. I... I'll stop now

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Just write and hope for better.

Being the gentleman-er horse that I am, I decided to play it cool.
I lifted one hand and leaned against a wall while I put my other hand on my hip and said,"How's it hanging?"
Whew, nice save there, Ethan.
She then slammed the door on my face. That could have gone better. Looks like I have a roommate.

Lets say this is the best few sentences i have ever read. :rainbowlaugh:

3557407 Thanks, man! It means a lot to me! :D

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It would be great if you would write more possibly. :moustache:

There's something just poetic about twirling oneself's dick, watching it spin like the propellers on a helicopter. It boasts the size and length of it, as well as how confident you are in doing such an act. It was also very immature and somewhat moronic

When you told me you would start writing I wasn't expecting this, but I'm not complaining.

3566922 I've been fretting over what to write. I actually had another story that was mostly written out about the mane six. It was supposed to be lighthearted and funny but I didn't like it, so I scrapped it. When I read it again, it was just too boring.

That was months ago. After what you've said to me, I realized that I'd never get anything out if I just sat around feeling sorry for myself, so I just said,'screw it, I just wanna write something!' And then this abomination spawned.

Thank you, by the way, for helping me get off my keester. Please tell me what you think about all this. Also you can expect the next chapter soon, whether you like it or not :P

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It's an interesting piece of work, and deserves that clop/comedy tag without a doubt, so far it's good and I will enjoy reading the chapter after.

Also the title of the first chapter reminded me of this:

Also, for some reason this sounds like something my friend named ethan would do. Specifically the telling satan to make him a pony.

Soarin is getting some tonight! :pinkiecrazy:

I just figured it out. Beatbox you clever bastard:ajsmug: your using the chapter titles as a remade version of jingle bells aren't you? :trixieshiftright:

3602780 Funny thing is; I live in a country that will never snow, but we still celebrate Christmas anyway. It's impossible to not hear Christmas carols whereever you go O.0

And yes, you figured it out. You earn five Internet points :)

Best chapter for right now so..... i advise you to make more or someones untimely death may occur. :pinkiecrazy:

3620053 I'll try my best to update soon, but no promises :P

And thanks for your continued support :)

3620053 yes, yes. That death will be, shall we say... Very painful and full of torture.

3630132 Oh my... :O

Pwease dun kill me ;-;

I'll write more.

3630358 It's okay friend I'll consider not doing it if.... And only if your next chapter is out be4 Christmas. If not expect a certain package to arrive at your doorstep with a mysterious ticking noise. *devilish smile*

3631139
But if he dies, then you'll never see your story finished

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