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beatbox9988
There are two types of people in this world: Perverts, and people who won't admit that they're a pervert too. Unless you're an alien. If you are, then GTFO.
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To Tressle: You done gone full bastard. Never go full bastard
To Dinky: Divert your eyes to this little device 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8knwmypzd1rzq8heo1_400.gif You weren't touched by a crazed mad pony you were not assaulted by the same pony you will lead a happy and carefree life.
Seriously though good job.
Now that's love right there, I like this couple~
Congratulations!
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You made someone's day better.
I like this
Ironic because I have a story with this very same name.
Wow. This was disturbing to read.
Which is why it's awesome. Very well written, and just unnerving in its authenticity. Great job, man. Hope to see more quality from you.
You forgot the line at the end where Scarlet walks in complaining about their annoying neighbors.
I gotta say, I was half expecting a really bad ending to this story. Like it was set up by his wife to be the REAL dinky so she could throw his forgetful ass in jail.
But lets hope that didn't happen. Good one shot! Will there be more?
3640613 oh wow lol....
I submitted this story just before boarding a 7 hour flight, and well, needless to say I was pleasantly surprised!
I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who read, commented, and favorited the story. It's you guys that make writing so worthwhile! :)
Once again, thank you all. You guys are awesome!
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As he's hauled off to jail, she whispers in his ear, "The moral of the story: NEVER FORGET YOUR ANNIVERSARY, MOTHERFUCKER."
God this was too hot. I want to see this couple and their deliciously perverted antics some more.
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That would have been awesome.
I shouldn't like this...
I really shouldn't like this......
.......But I do
What exactly does the ending about the blackness, then the green flash mean? I don't understand that part.
3646077 Changeling, remember?
3646118 Oh, I don't remember seeing that.
And that was really Dinky all along I bet... Somehow...
Very wrong...Yet, so descriptive and nicely made. Very well then, a good job to you!
i was expecting scarlet to walk in and see him on the bed fucking the real dinky... that would be
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
awkward...
Now that's a proper epilogue. Don't you even forget anniversaries!
(and then Tressle called guards, they imprisoned changeling and had happy fun rapey tiemz with her)
But srsly, nice ending)
3655818 wow... That's fast XD
Thanks, man!
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Email notifications + free time. Look at my faves, I read all of them. Didnt comment nearly as many, tho)) Again, nice fic, rapey, funny, could've been a little more on how Tressle gets even with his wife, but thats IMO.
3655831 Lol okay.
Thanks for reading anyways :)
And who knows, maybe I'll write some more about them and Tressle could get a chance for a little revenge >:)
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Yeah. Like I said, I can imagine Tressle talking with his friends from Guard, then one day when he's on work two guardponies come, spell-check Scarlet of her disguise, arrest and take her in dungeons. Where is already Tressle, because obviously he's pedophiliac rapist. Then she's all sorry for this, some comfort sex in prison cell, and they are out in a few hours. Tressle boops her in the nose and tells that she's not the only one who can do jokes like that
Who wouldn't want to be married to a changeling? You'd get to live out all your fantasies while still being with your wife.
Hah! I really like this couple; I was cringing and laughing the whole time.
XD I fucking died man! This had me rolling harder than any fanfic I've ever read! congrats!
Loved it. You used my line!
3657038 I did didn't I? XD
Well!
That. Changeling. Is. Evil.
Good thing she found a pony just as evil to marry! I... suppose...
Well now... this was an unexpectedly delicious find... While I personally hated everything about the way changelings were used in canon, I can totally get behind this. This girl's got more than a few fantasies that having a changeling partner could actually make possible... More importantly though, this was well-written and had great imagery. Miss Prowler approves.
Huzzah! The fun has been doubled! I must say I really like Scarlet now; truly, this is the classiest of revenge schemes.
... So... yeah... don't forget your anniversaries, fuckers...!
Ok, I have admit, I did get a little scared near the end thinking that actually happened, only to just crack up laughing at how it turned out. I have to say, this is a great fic and it's good to know he won't be forgetting those any time soon.
Meh. It was okay.
3668948 I will strive to do better next time :)
Out...Stand...Ding..!!
What you forgot to add was the real epilogue where she wakes up with divorce papers in her face with all of her money gone.
is it bad im sitting here hoping for more?
I guess I am ready for 50 shades of grey now...
Considering all the foalcon Ive read during this month. :I
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The dangers of having a Changeling for a wife...
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3654927 i honestly walked away from my computer when scarlet didn't seem to be scarlet anymore.
these sentences were the cause:
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kill me
because i'm a horrible person, as we all are.
And the real Dinky is still out in the dining room with Pastel. Geez. how did they not hear any of that.
I really wanted him to break his role in the middle... like crying out "I'm cumming Scarlet!" To show that he still loved his wife more...
Interesting story.
Oh my Celestia. I am ashamed for even being interested in this story, much less actually reading it. This story is an egregious affront to all that is morally good and wholesome in the world.
And I love it. I'm so ashamed.
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I'm sure ur not '-'
"Long molten hot stringy ropes of his seed erupted inside"
First time I herd of cum being compared to molten lava. But grate story! 5 stallion pricks up!
You really had me fooled to the very end. I actually thought he killed Dinky with his cawk! Poor Tressle. His agony was bad for him, yet entertaining for us readers. And his wife, Scarlet, is a fantastic actor. Anyone else want a changeling waifu now?