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AremisPony


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You know Dragons. Large, scaly, ferocious monsters. They horde gold, guard damsels, and mutilate any that come near. Have you ever tried to kill a Dragon? I'll tell you, it's not heroic, it's the farthest thing from it. It's brutal, bloody, dangerous, and every job puts your life on the line. Why would any pony do something like this? Easy, huge payout baby. Politicians, rulers, towns, anyone with a Dragon problem calls and they'll pay through the nose to have the beast exterminated. The one thing to always remember though, is it's not the big dragons you need to look out for, nor the eldest, it's the children. They don't know their power, their ferocity, or anything at all. They could cower in fear, or when put against a wall, you could wish you'd be at the mercy of 100 of it's fathers. This tale is about how I came across a contract, a very specific and special contract, and how it affected the world.

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Butchering Dragons for a paycheck.
I don't sit well with that.

...You do realize that dragons are sapient beings in Equestria... right?

3288306 Same here but I'm also intrigue what will a cornered Spike will do.:rainbowhuh:

Assassinating a beloved friend and family member of the saviors of Equestria, hm? Guy's digging his own grave.

This needs a AU tag big time. Cause there is no fucking way a regular, non-godlike pony can kill a dragon.

3288376 What would a cornered rattle Snake would do,
Strike.

3288982 Probably because everyone's favorite dragon is on the chopping block.:unsuresweetie:

3289032 Yeah, strike with fire.:rainbowdetermined2::moustache:

Hail Sithis. But in all seriousness, the assassin pony in this is an asshole. And it seems unrealistic for a ponies to slay huge-ass dragons as a job. But I'm liking this anyway because I just want to see the Mane 6 totally murder this" guy.
The senario should go like this:
"Here me citizens of Ponyville, I have liberated you from this terrible dragon! No thank yous are necessary."
And then everypony gangs up on him and tears him limb from limb, cuts off his head, mounts it on a pike and parades it through town.

3293507 Even better my Lord.
-bows before you -

Everybody is calling the idea of a pony killing a dragon, rediculous.
Personally, I don't see why, so long as he assasinates them rather than trying to initiate open combat.

Try to kill a dragon in open combat and you'll be roasted in your armour.
Sneak behind and poison him and you stand a chance.

3288326 Dragons have always been considered sentient, many european species were renowned for their cunning, and the asian varieties were very wise.

Lol, FimFiction told me I had about 145 unread chapters, so I came here to see if it had updated.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say this story will be on permanent hiatus.

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