Ugh… I can’t believe this. First my very own family strips me of my royal status thanks to that little abomination, and then I’m banished from my home in the castle to live among commoners. And now I have to work in this sugar infested, poor excuse for a fine dining experience place of a donut shop. Eh… I need to find a way to get back into power. The former prince seethed with anger at his thoughts.
Outside in the front, Pony Joe was placing a tray of freshly baked donuts into the display case when Fancy Pants and Fleur De Lis trotted in. He lifted his head up from the case and gave the two customer ponies a welcoming smile “Welcome to Donut Joe’s, where the donuts are always fresh, hot, and delicious. What can I get you two today?” He asked politely.
Fancy Pants gave him a nod and cleared his throat “Yes my good sir, I would like a chocolate éclair… and what would you like dear?” He turns his attention to Fleur De Lis who was looking over the display of different sweet treats.
She took a whiff of the aroma of the baked goodies and sighed softly. She looked over them one more time before deciding. “Oh, I would have a strawberry frosted donut please Sir.” A bright grin crept across her face.
Pony Joe nodded “Right away Sir and Madam.” He trotted along behind the case, got a couple of napkins, and used a pair of tongs to collect the two customers’ snacks. He placed them on top of the case “There you two go. Is there anything else I could get you?” He asked courteously.
Fancy Pants gasped some “Oh gosh, I almost forgot. If it isn’t too much trouble Mr. Joe, could we get to cups of hot chocolate?” He let out an awkward chuckle as Fleur De Lis shook her head softly and rolled her eyes.
“Oh Fancy, always forgetting a small thing or two,” she said with a light chuckle of her own.
Pony Joe nodded and trotted over to retrieve their hot cocoa. He returned with a small tray with the hot cocoa “Here you two go. That will be eight bits.”
Fancy Pants nodded and used his magic to levitate eight bits out of his saddle bag “That is why we enjoy coming here for our sinful pleasures sort of speak Mr. Joe. You are always reasonable with your prices.” He gave Joe the bits.
Joe nodded and smiled proudly “Well thank you Sir and Madam. I always try to assure my customers they will always get good food worth a good price. You both enjoy your meal and if you need anything else, just ask.” They both nodded at him as they went to sit at a table.
From inside the kitchen, Blueblood could faintly hear the voices of Fancy Pants and Fleur De Lis. Hmm… now there goes two ponies that I could persuade to join me. I’m sure they would agree that my dear Aunt Tia bringing a human into Equestria is treason to the land. A slow, sly smirk crept across his muzzle as he made his way out to the dining room.
“So Fancy, after we finish our desserts, what do you say we go to the art gallery before we turn in for the night?” Fleur asked as she took a bite of her donut and sipped at her hot cocoa.
Fancy Pants finished chewing a bite of his éclair and nodded “Well dear, that sounds like a fine idea to me. I don’t mind seeing some beautiful art before I go to bed.” He lets out a small chuckle.
“Fancy Pants, Fleur, what a surprise to see you two here?” the two turned to the sound of the voice, and both looked at Blueblood with surprise.
“Ah… well, a pleasure to be running into you here Blueblood,” Fancy Pants spoke. He looked at the former prince curiously “But why would you want to eat here for? I thought you hated the taste of sweets.” He looked at Blueblood with a quirked eyebrow.
Fleur nodded in agreement and looked at him curiously “Yes, Fancy is right. You always said that if you even touched hoof in a place that sells sweets, you would literally feel dirty and ruin your royal status.”
Blueblood closed his eyes, his brows furrowed with frustration, and he let out a heavy sigh. He opened his eyes and looked at the two “Well… my royal status is no longer, because now I work here.” He gritted his teeth.
Fancy and Fleur both gasped as Fancy spoke up “What? How did you end up here, and what do you mean you no longer have royal status my good fellow?”
Blueblood sighed heavily “Ah…. I even hate to retell my story, but here it goes.” He took in a deep and exhaled.
After a few minutes…
“And that is how I ended up in this wretched place as a profession.” He rubbed at his forehead with a hoof.
Fancy cleared his throat “Well, that does sound like an ordeal having to be confronted by Nightmare Moon. However my dear boy, you must have done something to the child to bring forth such wrath of the princess. Am I right?”
Blueblood rolled his eyes and sighed “I only dropped him off where all abominations belong, the Everfree Forest. Yet those do-gooders, the Elements of Harmony rescued the little miscreant.” He turned his head mumbling to himself in anger.
“The Everfree Forest?!” Fleur gasped as she placed a hoof to her heart “Why would you take a young colt no matter what the species to that dreadful place Blueblood? That is barbaric!” Her lips pursed with anger.
Fancy nodded in agreement “I would have to concur with you my dear.” He turned to Blueblood “I believe you deserve to pay the consequences of your actions. I don’t know anything about humans, but I am sure the young lad is a gentleman both inside and out.” He smiled softly.
Blueblood shook his head in disbelief “WHA… you know, never mind, I’ll figure out how to deal with my situation myself. Good day to you Sir Fancy Pants and Madam Fleur,” he bid them farewell with a huff and flick of his mane as he trotted back into the kitchen.
What do those two know? All they do is go gaze at horrendous art and trot around all day with their fellow commoners. Blueblood huffed and puffed as he paced back and forth. There has to be some pony who will agree that bringing a human into Equestria will bring nothing but chaos. Some pony that knows the true evil that these creatures can bring, some pony… He cut his thoughts off as he smirked mischievously.
I got it! I know who exactly I can go to, but I wonder if he is still alive somehow. He closed his eyes in deep thought It’s going to be a treacherous and cold journey, but he is the only one who used to have the same status as my dear old Aunt Celesita before her and Aunt Luna casted him away.
He stomped his hoof proudly against the kitchen floor It’s settled, I’ll leave first thing in the morning. He let out a lowly chuckle Aunt Tia, Aunt Luna, I promise Prince Blueblood shall rise again, but this time I’ll make Equestria right by eradicating that little abomination and show that if you go against me, then you shall fall!
Although I didn't even read the entire thing(which I was planning later of course), this story is pretty interesting. However, on the side note, Prince Blueblood is going to eradicate/kill or anything else to little Timmy? What the hell are you thinking Blueblood? If your gonna fuck with Timmy, your gonna deal with my army sooner or later or the human UN Military.
Lets see... It will be cold and Celestia and Luna casted him away... I would say, Sombra.
3710099 I had a friend how wants to meet him. Mr. Kal. Ashnikov^^
Blueblood whatever you are doing, please don't do it. If you do Nightmare Moon and Squishy will kick your ass
That don't sound good.
3710131 An AK-47? Not bad, but I got something else.
Meet this little suckers over here
Jaeger
Tank
Planes
3710188 And here a few other guys how want to meet him: therumpus.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Ghid-3.jpg
They are from my Bowling team^^
They are all nothing compared to the awesomeness that is Luna
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3710220 *whistle* nice little guy^^
3710220 Bitch please, I've summoned a summon so powerful that it have been sealed for over a million years so no one can use it. But I've braved through the jungle and the sea to bring you the ultimate summon of all...
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I REALLY hope he's not talking about who I think he is, if he goes through with this not even death will keep him save from his aunts
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3710246 Bluey, all I have to say is goodbye you stupid bastard
Blueblood:
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For some reason I doubt Blueballs will get the help he seeks.
I would laugh if Sombra has the same reaction as Fancy and Fleur.
I cn see it now, "I may have enslaved an entire nation, but I would never be so cruel as to leave a youngling in the EVERFREE. "
Discord
Jeez that Blueblood's a jerk. Who could he possibly get this time to help him? King Sombra? Queen Chrysalis? Oh either one of them would be trouble.
OK forget what I said before, if he's gonna see who I think he is, Blueblood is SO gonna get it!
3710556 I could just see Discord looking at Blueblood and going: "Dude, I'm the master of chaos not a heartless bastard. Besides with all the chaos Humans bring from their mere existence, I'm all for a Human in Equestria."
My thought exactly.
Dang Blueblood, Desperate aren't we?
Let's have a mini series in the story of blueblood being regected by main villains
Great Chapter as always! Can't wait for more
And have a Happy New Years to you too. And I like the cover art!
Sombra. He had the same status. :I
3710246 Bruce Lee.
Awesome chapter.
And have a great new years to you too.
dammit blueblood he's going to lose more then his status after this. awesome chapter my friend
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along with Discord technically
I've said this before but I'll say it again, if Blueblood's so desperate for a crown I can get him Viserys Targaryen's golden crown. All men tremble before it so it should be fitting for what he plans to accomplish!
If he somehow lives through the failure of his next plans I say we hand him over to Ramsay (Snow) Bolton.
Why is it these fools always think they deserve power when they haven't ascended to Alicorndum as have Twilight and Cadance.
This is the perfect situation to reveal my secret talent. If Blueblood goes and does what I think he will do, I swear I will turn into Bruce Lee, then go to Equestria AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIIIIIIIM!!!
That aside, this is a great chapter.
He speaks of Sombra!!
I hope Blueblood gets his.
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And a few others: LET'S GET BLUEBLOOD'S ASS!!!!!!!!
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3716099 OOOORRRRAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*Starting Attack Sequence after Blueblood's fucking with Timmy*
Unless i severely miss my guess hes going for sombra's aid.
This will NOT end well for blueblood..........
I vote he gets sealed in stone..........And then they break his statue, damning him to wander lost forever as a shattered soul that knows naught but loss and agony
I can imagine Sombra's reaction:
"I was a KING once, you little twit! It took a pair of GODDESSES to defeat me, and you DARE to come before me and involve me in some petty revenge scheme?! On some off-world little thing the Moon Sister took in out of pity, when YOU couldn't dispose of him right yourself?! HA! You're too much a fool to even kill for such insolence!"
Oh, and Luna should shrink Bluey to the size of a flea, drop him on her throne, and sit on him. >:D
"For I am Serpentor, and THIS I COMMAND!"
That's the quote that last thought brought to my mind.
4215845 fleas and ticks are impossible to crush. i know, cuz i had one stuck to my left thigh. i pulled it off and tried to crush it, but it had a shell of steel
(FALLOUT MOISES) I'm going to get some extra ammo, a few bottles of Apple cider,than show him how FALLOUT MOISES settled accounts (Fallout New Vegas reference) but first I'm going to talk with the hottest and sexy mare ... Fleur de lis
blueblood should of went to jet set and uppercrust and have those two join him but blueblood had to be the stupid stallion he is and go straight to fancy pants and fleur de lis instead
(BRONY USA) I agree with Fleur, that's a barbaric way to do.
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we just need discord to summon finn and jake to equestria and bam no more blueblood or better yet send him to ooo