Chapter Eighteen
I should have planned my latest idea more thoroughly instead of seeking the help of that good for nothing traitor of a show mare. She’d rather help the likes of that little abomination and become friends with those pathetic Elements of Harmony instead of earning true power. She could have ruled over this land by my side, but no, she wanted to play hero and now she is living in my home of Canterlot.
Pacing back and forth in the confines of the deep, damp, and dark caverns underneath Canterlot Castle, Blueblood scuffed his hooves roughly against the cave’s floor. A scowl of disappointment etched across his muzzle as he felt something fall upon his head and he looked up to see droplets of water dripping from stalactites up above. He grunted heavily Great, getting wet from this filthy water in this cave. How much worse can this get? He kicked at the ground with anger.
“Well good morning Bluey, are you enjoying your new fine living establishment?” The unmistaken voice of Discord rang through caverns causing Blueblood to gasp.
“Oh, no, not you, you blithering fool of a goat!” He rolled his eyes as he searched around the cave for the chaos making draconequus “Where are you at?”
In a flash Discord appeared with a sly grin on his face while he held a glass of lemonade in his talon. He sipped at it through a red and white striped straw “Here I am Bluey, and you are just a slight bit correct that I’m a goat” He let out a giggle “I’m also part lion, part eagle, part dragon, part bat, part..”
“ENOUGH! I get it you imbecile!” The former prince rubbed between his eyes with a hoof and looked at him with a disgruntled expression “What in the bloody Tartarus are you even doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be running errands like a good lap dog for my Aunt Celestia?” He smirked slyly at the insult he gave the Master of Chaos.
“Now, is that anyway to talk to a friend?” Discord gave him a pouty face, but then grinned slyly letting out a laugh “I just wanted to come and keep you some company.” He wrapped his arm around the stallion’s shoulders “So Bluey, how about you say we sing a song?” He wiggled his brows.
Blueblood shoved the draconequus’ arm off “No bloody chance you idiot! And the name is Blueblood, not Bluey!” He snorted and looked at Discord with pure disgust. Suddenly his ears twitched uncomfortably as Discord started to hum “Oh, no, you aren’t!”
Discord nodded “Mmhmm... “ He grinned big as he started to sing “99 glasses of chocolate milk on the wall, 99 glasses of chocolate milk. Take one down, pass it around, you now have 98 glasses of chocolate milk on the wall.” He wrapped his arm back around Blueblood’s shoulders and started to sway back and forth “98 glasses of chocolate milk on the wall, 98 glasses of chocolate. Take one down, pass them around, now you have 97 glasses of chocolate on the wall.” He chuckled as he sang.
“Stop, Stop, Stop! Somepony help me!” Blueblood screamed as he held his hooves up to his ears to try and block at the singing of Discord.
The guards on the outside at the entrance shared a laugh “Sounds like they’re having fun, doesn’t it.” One guard spoke to the other who nodded in agreement “Sure does. I think they’ll make great dungeon buddies although we know Discord didn’t do any wrong doing, but just wants to keep old blue eyes some company.” The two chuckled some more as they could hear the singing continue and grow louder.
Outside of the dungeons in the city, the two guards who assisted in the first kidnapping of Timmy were doing hard labor in the form of community service. Ordered by the royal sisters, they were forced to clean up the streets of Canterlot by picking up trash. Not only that, but they were stripped of their duties as guards of the castle.
“Ugh… this is all that rotten prince’s fault. If we didn’t go along with that poorly mapped out plan of his, we would still have our jobs. Don’t you agree Grey Heart?” The guard spoke to his buddy while picking up an empty candy wrapper and placing it in the trash bag he had on his back.
“Just shut up Golden Shield!” Grey Heart just rolled his eyes and picked up an empty bottle on the ground “Why is there so much trash around here? Isn’t this supposed to be a city of beauty and royalty?!” He sighed heavily.
I hope Blueblood is suffering as much… No, I hope he is suffering worse than we are.
I apologize for a shorter chapter than usual for this story, but I wanted to give you all a look at the punishments that each Blueblood and the guards are experiencing for their crimes. 
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That's it. Discord, I now officially forgive you for briefly being a silly Draconequus and siding with Tirek.
If you only knew.
I bet Discord will keep singing "99 Glasses of Chocolate Milk on the Wall" until he stops at the last one just to piss off Blueblood even more!
But in all seriousness, its a short but good chapter.
Hmm maybe Discord isn't so bad after all
Doesn't diamond's singing count as cruel and unusual punishment. Not that he don't deserve it and the should be' this is the song that never ends'
Well, at least Blueblood got a richly deserved punishment!
You should have added a lot more digits to Discord's song
...Hmm...Would've been funnier if something happened to put more trash around right in front of them.
Yesssssssssssss.....Deliciouuuussssssssssssss
Everypony: And one, and two, and one two three four:
“99 glasses of chocolate milk on the wall, 99 glasses of chocolate milk. Take one down, pass it around, you now have 98 glasses of chocolate milk on the wall. 98 glasses of chocolate milk on the wall, 98 glasses of chocolate. Take one down, pass them around, now you have 97 glasses of chocolate on the wall."
5138893 I think it will go like this: "9 glasses of chocolate milk on the wall, 99 glasses of chocolate milk. Take one down, pass it around, you now have 98 glasses of chocolate milk on the wall. 15 glasses of..." damn, miscounted again. Whatever, we just start from the beginning. "99 glasses of chocolate milk on the wall,"
And in the background you can hear Blooblood screaming:
And this is just for fun, because I found it^^:
Well, they deserved it.
i forgive you a shorter chapter than usual for this story and ok
5139180 yeah they did deserved it
Blueblood deserves such punishment.
Karma's a cruel mistress, isn't it gentlecolts?
5138867
Discord does have a way to make us all love him and forgive him for the mistakes he makes. 
He'd probably want to stab himself in his cold black heart with his own horn. 
He just wants to cause a little chaos, but chaos that can be enjoyable, except by the pony he is performing it on. 
5138884 Oh, I bet if they did know how much he was suffering, they would smile from ear to ear.
5138893 Thank you my friend, and I can just imagine Blueblood having to go through all 98 glasses of chocolate milk.
5138907 Nah... he isn't!
5138950 Hmm.. that sounds like a good idea. We'll have to see if Diamond Tiara gets punished or not.
It is just accounting on how she'll treat Timmy when he attends school. 
I feel that, because the guards were just pawns in his devious plan. 
5139045 Indeed, and a punishment that will drive him crazy!
5139076 Oh, I have an idea maybe for that, don't worry.
5139117 That is true, but I believe Blueblood deserved the more harsher punishment.
5139123 Hehe.. Chocolate milk is indeed delicious, but 99 whole glasses of it... well.. it could make Blueballs
5139146 LoL... loved your comment and videos my friend, thank you for sharing.
5139180 Yes they certainly did and I think they will be regretting their decision for a long time.
5139182 Thank you my friend, and I'm proud that you enjoyed it.
5139313 Yes he does, and who better to give it to him than the Master of Chaos himself.
5139406 Yes it is, but for us to read and watch it, its quite enjoyable if I say so myself.
5139816 And I agree.
Heh, I wouldn't be surprised if those guards eventually find Blueblood and beat him up as payback...probably kicked off by Discord telling them Bluey didn't even pay them all that much.
("As a former villain, I can say you two gents got scammed rather badly to go along with his scheme. Honestly, even SOMBRA gave his lackeys better paychecks!")
*Cue slapstick as Discord conjures up giant dollar signs for them to clobber Bluey with.*
5139816 your welcome my friend and yeah i did enjoyed it
Discord you rock.
5139805 nice chapter my man
:D Loved it as usual. :P
gotta love discord, and annoying blueblood is even better. short but good
stay classy
5139812 Does his cell have a window, because on the side of a mountain, it'd make a horrible howl at night with the wind.
It appears that justice is being mete out appropriately now. Guards who do not guard shouldn't be allowed to continue their farce.
And Blueblood.....well noone really likes him
Ha Blueblood and the guards get theirs. Good job on both of their punishments.
99 glasses of chocolate milk on the wall! 99 glasses of chocolate miiiiiillllllk!
lolz well i wish those guys will see what type of trouble bluebloods in. oh well they may never know
Well that was nice, even if it was short.
I wanted to suggest something with Derpy if you plan a new Human adoption, or well Baby Derpy or well just Derpy
I sadly can´t think of an other mare as Cheerilee for Big Mac, that is why i don´t really start reading your new fanfiction, but i am sure for everyone who like that pairing it is a good story again. I can´t say anything bad about the storys i have read from you.
I think i always get the feeling Big Mac needs someone who is a bit more well, he needs a Mare who is like the boss in the relationship, that is at least what i am thinking right now. I am not sure if shy ponys would be that interessting with him together, because he already barely talk.
That is probably the reason why i don´t like Pinkie and Cheese Sandwich, both of them would only do the same, it is a clone pairing...a male clone and a femal clone.
Well actually i really just wanted to ask for something with Derpy/Ditzy, and suddenly i could even think about a Baby Ditzy and someone who adopt her.
Go discord annoy the daylights out of that pesky ex prince! So now the two guards that helped him kidnap timmy have been punished as well and lost their guard duty. I know those two will be glad blueblood is suffering much worse than they are. Are they going to appear again and will they make up for their crime by saving timmy from some kind of trouble?
5432524 me: go dissy! 531,789,624 glasses of chocolate milk on the wall, 531,789,624 glasses of chocolate milk! TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, 531,789,623 GLASSES OF CHOCOLATE MILK ON THE WALL...
blueblood: STOP, STOP! OH MOTHER OF CELESTIA STOP!
7718986 Me: never!!! mwahahaha..*transforms*.
*transforms back to normal*ughhh... remind me never to do evil laugh again because im gonna throw up....
Hahahahaha That's what I wanted.