Mender gets nookie Gee, he's a rookie Sorry, couldn't resist, Here now is your weekly poem, I insist
Healing the wounds of Mender's heart After they pierce him with loves lethal dart He wants to find happiness, and want it to last But still things show up and things go down fast Normal well never be what he will get His life, and love, on a rollercoaster seem set But should things get good, he should know by now Things will drop dark, the question is how He's crazy, insane, and a voice unconfronted How will this end when the hunter is the hunted Fear he feels and consideration abound We see his mental state still is unsound But he tries to be good, he tries so hard As he picks up his psyche, shard by shard But leaving things be has never gone well Soon Mender will be back to his own little hell But he has his mares by his side once again He has them at his side for the inevitable when When his hell finds him and sees his world wreathed in fire The candle to the sun, the rain on the pyre So Mender's content, for a short while at least Can it be enough, to calm the raging beast Until the release of his past from it's cell We all look in to Mender's little hell As he hides it from all the rest of the world This respite was earned, before off the rails he's hurled Once the Princess comes back, and shows once again She may just give the news of the beginning of the end And when that news comes, where will he be Anger and hate and despair make three The three that follow Mender around And make times like this, a treasure to be found Love and warmth to feel for a bit Before it all goes wrong, sanity once again hit.
Twi, you're silly. And for f's sake, give Mender a Sex Ed book, The Talk, or something. Heck, at this point Equestrian porn would be better than complete innocence.
Oh man, that poor bastard, Mender has to have the bluest balls in all of Equestria, well, blue-er anyway. Let's hope he can get relief soon before he explodes!
It is nice to see him getting along somewhat with Angel. I also like that Angel isn't portrayed as some sort of evil psycho rabbit like so many other fics do, I always hated that.
its soo weird to now consider this story a clop. I knew it was inevitable and its far from a bad thing. its just odd after 59 chapters plus the 16 or Memory Pending that it actually finally happened. IT ACRUALLY HAPPENED! and yet Mender is still a virgin
What I expected: World-ending soul-crushing everything falling apart, like how 25 felt like every single thing that had been built up was be irrecoverably destroyed. Had legitimate stress entering this chapter.
What I got: MENDER'S DILDO BATTLE ARENA
To Kiro (who I know still reads all these even if too behind and/or injured to respond to them), you need a hug or a high-five or a present or something. You had all that worry you built up instantly fade with me trying to hold in snorts and snerks as we moved beyond the toothbrush. Thank you for that. Also you put the Censorship spoiler at the end. You're evil.
Wonder if this counts as the point where the alternate story stuff could be posted. Remember people suggested waiting until after intimate relations, so now we have no correct herd yet but definite intimacy. Time will tell.
Well written fun times had here. Interesting to think I can only remember one series ever going through tons of events before leading to a relationship-strengthening straight and detailed sex scene. Most times series would imply stuff or never resolve it. Like this option. Did realize after it that, with some tweaks and word swapping, we now have a 'Mender with X' sex scene template to make all the fun we want and Applejack can finally get her (read 'my') wish.
3948189 Wellll... and this has been argued before... does Mender actually count as a virgin? As far as we know, his body now has not see action. Thing there is he has the original's memories and thus has very intimate memories of Keela and all that came with. He definite remembers it all well still, considering all his Keldarian comparisons and use of that to aid him. So, are you a virgin if you had sex in another body?
Oh, and it's Valentine's. Or was. Maybe the injury and chapter push was Lilith-sent. Though remember 61 listed long too. Curious where we go from here...
Ooooooh, these were animal toys! Snickering to myself and watching it bounce around, I created a little walled off section for it with small barriers and just stared for a second. It was quite an energetic little thing, and I pictured a kitty or something bounding about after it.
I had to pause reading for a while when I got to this fragment; the mental image of that scene was just too much
Dude... You can really write clop That was... I don't even have words. It was REALLY good!
I haven't been commenting a lot lately (Darn army... Though it is kinda fun, I have to admit ) Aanywaysss! I have been waiting for this particular chapter for a really long time, and now I can't wait for more! You still remain the best ponyfic-author in my mind Let's have more of these, no?
Poor little Fluttershy, apparently she's the queen of seduction. No one can resist her, and she's not even trying. Imagine what would happen if she were actually the instigator one of these times. But heh, nice rationalization there, Mender. It's your duty to help Fluttershy out in her time of need. So noble and selfless, I think medals and parades are in order.
But hmm, it's hard to decide exactly how this turn of events compares to Twilight and Fluttershy doing the same thing while Mender was at the cabins. This time definitely didn't have the same level of "they really shouldn't have done that" as when it was the two mares, but I bet they're still going to have doubts the next day. Their three-way conversation earlier did seem like they decided they were all pretty much ready for it now, and the reason they were still waiting at all was more out of practical precaution of avoiding pregnancy than anything. Although that decision did also have a bit of the feeling I mentioned last chapter, of deciding to include Mender sooner than they otherwise would have, simply out of obligation from not wanting to make him feel excluded anymore. At this point, "ready" sort of isn't a factor anymore, and it's more like if a racer accidentally trips over the starting line and figures, "Eh, what the hell, might as well just keep going at this point. Too late to turn back now." In any case, for a moment there, when they were talking about Fluttershy being safe now, while Twilight still needed another day, I was even wondering if Twilight was going to outright suggest that Mender and Fluttershy should go ahead without her, possibly while she watched. Regardless, though, there was still some of that same feeling of leaving the third herd member completely out of the loop, just not as severely this time, since it seemed like thoughts of Twilight never really even came into consideration, even though when she left, she was seemingly under the belief that they weren't going to do anything else sexual at all until it was the three of them together as a group, in a few days. This time, though, felt more like a technical slightly-jumping-the-gun situation, instead of the first time's starting the race a day early without telling one of the participants. Eh, I don't know, all very complexicated, and it's too bad they didn't avoid all that confusion by just waiting until they were all genuinely ready, and hopefully the next day isn't drama-filled regret, part two, once (or before) they talk to Twilight.
Well anyway, all that aside, at least the experience itself went pretty well, and didn't end with one of them running away, like the Fluttershy x Twilight situation did. I was a little bit concerned Discord might pop up again, seeing how entertaining he was finding it doing so earlier. Like he'd grab one of Fluttershy's toys after all, and then it'd start making snarky commentary in the middle of everything. And then I have this feeling that if the scene "zoomed" out into omnisciently describing the surroundings, Rainbow Dash might be hiding out on the roof, exploiting those links to their maximum potential. And then Pinkie Pie might've chimed in with a helpful confetti explosion in everyone's heads at just the right moment. Not to mention Angel, since he turned out to be a lot more helpful than he could've been. So yeah, Twilight might've been left out this time, but at least they seemed to have kept everyone else out of it too.
And now to wonder what Fluttershy will be dreaming about. Probably something happy and peaceful, I suppose, but since this will be his first time sharing a dream with her, maybe he'll discover that pegasi have totally freaky dreams where there's no ground anywhere, as they're trying to avoid getting eaten by clouds and such.
By the way, Mender should have drawn a face on Fluttershy's butt after he was done cleaning her up. I'm sure Discord would approve, at least.
Uhh...how does she have a hymen and a dildo the size of a light saber? I get it you wanted to let us know that flutters was a virgin, but physically she would have broken that hymen herself. Sorry the inconsistency just really stands out...
Fluttershy was physically a virgin. Ponies must have hymens, then?
Here's an interesting thing: Hymens don't always break during sex. They only break if the partners are very rough OR if the female is not consenting. Otherwise, it should not actually break.
I really hope this new chapter means he's getting laid...
I guess I'll find out in a little while~
Mender gets nookie
Gee, he's a rookie
Sorry, couldn't resist,
Here now is your weekly poem, I insist
Healing the wounds of Mender's heart
After they pierce him with loves lethal dart
He wants to find happiness, and want it to last
But still things show up and things go down fast
Normal well never be what he will get
His life, and love, on a rollercoaster seem set
But should things get good, he should know by now
Things will drop dark, the question is how
He's crazy, insane, and a voice unconfronted
How will this end when the hunter is the hunted
Fear he feels and consideration abound
We see his mental state still is unsound
But he tries to be good, he tries so hard
As he picks up his psyche, shard by shard
But leaving things be has never gone well
Soon Mender will be back to his own little hell
But he has his mares by his side once again
He has them at his side for the inevitable when
When his hell finds him and sees his world wreathed in fire
The candle to the sun, the rain on the pyre
So Mender's content, for a short while at least
Can it be enough, to calm the raging beast
Until the release of his past from it's cell
We all look in to Mender's little hell
As he hides it from all the rest of the world
This respite was earned, before off the rails he's hurled
Once the Princess comes back, and shows once again
She may just give the news of the beginning of the end
And when that news comes, where will he be
Anger and hate and despair make three
The three that follow Mender around
And make times like this, a treasure to be found
Love and warmth to feel for a bit
Before it all goes wrong, sanity once again hit.
~Black Sun Eclipse
Damn.
Just. . . Damn.
This has to have been the hottest love scene I have read, and it didn't even go "all the way." I mean. . .
DAMN.
Oh yes, that was hot and sweet at the same time! Next, Twilight's turn.
Actually, scratch that. Let's see Twilight and Fluttershy's session next!
Mmmmmm sex.
Well done. Handled very nicely.
Twi, you're silly. And for f's sake, give Mender a Sex Ed book, The Talk, or something. Heck, at this point Equestrian porn would be better than complete innocence.
D'awww. Love Angel's tough love response to Mender's lack of experience
Waited 60 chapters for something like this! I think the wait made it all the more better.
This was a wonderful chapter, and I hope it is the first of many to come.
~Hearn
It feels weird reading a sex-scene by an author that normally writes T-rated scenes. I am very okay with this.
Oh man, that poor bastard, Mender has to have the bluest balls in all of Equestria, well, blue-er anyway. Let's hope he can get relief soon before he explodes!
It is nice to see him getting along somewhat with Angel. I also like that Angel isn't portrayed as some sort of evil psycho rabbit like so many other fics do, I always hated that.
Is this going down the link to Pinkie and Dash as well?
its soo weird to now consider this story a clop. I knew it was inevitable and its far from a bad thing. its just odd after 59 chapters plus the 16 or Memory Pending that it actually finally happened. IT ACRUALLY HAPPENED! and yet Mender is still a virgin
What I expected:
World-ending soul-crushing everything falling apart, like how 25 felt like every single thing that had been built up was be irrecoverably destroyed. Had legitimate stress entering this chapter.
What I got:
MENDER'S DILDO BATTLE ARENA
To Kiro (who I know still reads all these even if too behind and/or injured to respond to them), you need a hug or a high-five or a present or something. You had all that worry you built up instantly fade with me trying to hold in snorts and snerks as we moved beyond the toothbrush. Thank you for that. Also you put the Censorship spoiler at the end. You're evil.
Wonder if this counts as the point where the alternate story stuff could be posted. Remember people suggested waiting until after intimate relations, so now we have no correct herd yet but definite intimacy. Time will tell.
Well written fun times had here. Interesting to think I can only remember one series ever going through tons of events before leading to a relationship-strengthening straight and detailed sex scene. Most times series would imply stuff or never resolve it. Like this option. Did realize after it that, with some tweaks and word swapping, we now have a 'Mender with X' sex scene template to make all the fun we want and Applejack can finally get her (read 'my') wish.
3948189
Wellll... and this has been argued before... does Mender actually count as a virgin? As far as we know, his body now has not see action. Thing there is he has the original's memories and thus has very intimate memories of Keela and all that came with. He definite remembers it all well still, considering all his Keldarian comparisons and use of that to aid him. So, are you a virgin if you had sex in another body?
Oh, and it's Valentine's. Or was. Maybe the injury and chapter push was Lilith-sent. Though remember 61 listed long too. Curious where we go from here...
That scene with the "animal toys"...priceless! That was hilarious!
That sex scene...it was hot. Well done. This gives me high hopes for when things really get going in the bedroom.
~Have a good one.
Super Dildo Wars, coming this summer to HBO!
Them battling dildoes.
I had to pause reading for a while when I got to this fragment; the mental image of that scene was just too much
Who are you and what have you done to our Mender?
Also nice scene, I enjoyed it!
You, sir, need to write more clop.
Although, thinking about those planned bonus-chapters, you already knew that. ;)
Dude... You can really write clop That was... I don't even have words. It was REALLY good!
I haven't been commenting a lot lately (Darn army... Though it is kinda fun, I have to admit ) Aanywaysss! I have been waiting for this particular chapter for a really long time, and now I can't wait for more! You still remain the best ponyfic-author in my mind Let's have more of these, no?
Poor little Fluttershy, apparently she's the queen of seduction. No one can resist her, and she's not even trying. Imagine what would happen if she were actually the instigator one of these times. But heh, nice rationalization there, Mender. It's your duty to help Fluttershy out in her time of need. So noble and selfless, I think medals and parades are in order.
But hmm, it's hard to decide exactly how this turn of events compares to Twilight and Fluttershy doing the same thing while Mender was at the cabins. This time definitely didn't have the same level of "they really shouldn't have done that" as when it was the two mares, but I bet they're still going to have doubts the next day. Their three-way conversation earlier did seem like they decided they were all pretty much ready for it now, and the reason they were still waiting at all was more out of practical precaution of avoiding pregnancy than anything. Although that decision did also have a bit of the feeling I mentioned last chapter, of deciding to include Mender sooner than they otherwise would have, simply out of obligation from not wanting to make him feel excluded anymore. At this point, "ready" sort of isn't a factor anymore, and it's more like if a racer accidentally trips over the starting line and figures, "Eh, what the hell, might as well just keep going at this point. Too late to turn back now." In any case, for a moment there, when they were talking about Fluttershy being safe now, while Twilight still needed another day, I was even wondering if Twilight was going to outright suggest that Mender and Fluttershy should go ahead without her, possibly while she watched. Regardless, though, there was still some of that same feeling of leaving the third herd member completely out of the loop, just not as severely this time, since it seemed like thoughts of Twilight never really even came into consideration, even though when she left, she was seemingly under the belief that they weren't going to do anything else sexual at all until it was the three of them together as a group, in a few days. This time, though, felt more like a technical slightly-jumping-the-gun situation, instead of the first time's starting the race a day early without telling one of the participants. Eh, I don't know, all very complexicated, and it's too bad they didn't avoid all that confusion by just waiting until they were all genuinely ready, and hopefully the next day isn't drama-filled regret, part two, once (or before) they talk to Twilight.
Well anyway, all that aside, at least the experience itself went pretty well, and didn't end with one of them running away, like the Fluttershy x Twilight situation did. I was a little bit concerned Discord might pop up again, seeing how entertaining he was finding it doing so earlier. Like he'd grab one of Fluttershy's toys after all, and then it'd start making snarky commentary in the middle of everything. And then I have this feeling that if the scene "zoomed" out into omnisciently describing the surroundings, Rainbow Dash might be hiding out on the roof, exploiting those links to their maximum potential. And then Pinkie Pie might've chimed in with a helpful confetti explosion in everyone's heads at just the right moment. Not to mention Angel, since he turned out to be a lot more helpful than he could've been. So yeah, Twilight might've been left out this time, but at least they seemed to have kept everyone else out of it too.
And now to wonder what Fluttershy will be dreaming about. Probably something happy and peaceful, I suppose, but since this will be his first time sharing a dream with her, maybe he'll discover that pegasi have totally freaky dreams where there's no ground anywhere, as they're trying to avoid getting eaten by clouds and such.
By the way, Mender should have drawn a face on Fluttershy's butt after he was done cleaning her up. I'm sure Discord would approve, at least.
3946968 lol those are the exact expressions they would be wearing too.
Uhh...how does she have a hymen and a dildo the size of a light saber? I get it you wanted to let us know that flutters was a virgin, but physically she would have broken that hymen herself. Sorry the inconsistency just really stands out...
Here's an interesting thing: Hymens don't always break during sex. They only break if the partners are very rough OR if the female is not consenting. Otherwise, it should not actually break.
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I’m telling you it’s the quiet ones you need to be careful of man