The cmc receives a mysterious letter from an anonymous pony

You (a human) have an advantage to the other anons, because you can go from your world and Equestria, but you have fallen in love with 6 beautiful ponies.

A group of Shape shifters that try to show everyone (or everypony) that Shape shifters aren't inherently evil. As well as teach other Shape shifters to understand "normal" people (or ponies).

Many years after Equestria had fallen into a sense of stability, Anonstallion and Rainbow Dash settle down and raise a child together. Only one problem- Rainbow Dash has the mothering skills of a snake, and Anon must resort to being a male wife. Will the Mane 6 be able to help her become a better mother? Or will Anon continue to raise their foal on his own?

Years have passed, and kids from ‘80s cartoons gather for a therapy session now that they’re all adults. Technically a crossover, but not in the normal sense. No knowledge of any of the below franchises is needed to enjoy this story, as each character gives a brief background of the events of their own series.

Character Tags: Megan Williams (My Little Pony), Spike Witwicky (Transformers), Penny (Inspector Gadget), Nicholas Cherrywood (The Care Bears Movie), Daisy Darrett (Pole Position), and finally Flim Flam (The 13 Ghosts Of Scooby Doo).

Our therapist is the long-suffering Dr. Jason Seaver (Growing Pains).

A crackfic comedy that’s about as subtle as a flaming airship crashing into a train wreck. Since it wouldn’t be a parody of ‘80s toons without a PSA or three: Remember kids, don’t do drugs. Seriously, or the Cartoon All-Stars might have to come to your Rescue. Also, wash your hands before eating or handling food. Finally, don’t forget to use your turn signals (believe it or not, they come standard on all vehicles made since approximately 1960, including Camaros and BMWs). We now return to your regularly scheduled fanfic, already in progress.

People are raving about this fic:

I’m not a psychiatrist, but I played one on TV. In my professional opinion you should seek therapy. -Alan Thicke

Are you still writing about little ponies? When are you going to meet a nice girl, settle down, and give me grandbabies? -Mom

I used to be a psychiatrist. After reading this, I am now seeing a psychiatrist. -Dr. Otto von Scratchansniff

What did I just read? -pre-reader who wishes to remain anonymous

What did I just write? -AlwaysDressesInStyle, who also wishes to remain anonymous

A story featuring a Lunar Guard who above all else, couldn't take the pain of dishonoring the only pony who gave him the strength and love needed to continue and fight another day.

Authors Note: This is my First FiMFiction.

When Mr. and Mrs. Cake need to replace their destroyed dresser, Anon directs them to Ikea. Things go downhill fast.

Any franchises mentioned in this story are strictly used in a parodial manner.

When Kimono defends kittycide, Filly Anon sides with the cats and their fearless leader, Rarity. Also, she's a streamer.

Anon in America fic (with pony twist). Rarity version is G3. Kimono is G3.

Mild politics tag. Image is ai.

This obeys the MLP-universe rule because it has direct references to canon/fan characters and also references pony stuff. I write ponier stuff normally.

Fernona saw Anon is shivering in his own home being covered by his blanket not helping at all so she does what she can to warm him up by giving him a hot tea lighting the wood in the fireplace