(Semi-related to The Sitter with the Diamond Tiara, though it is not required for you to have read that story to understand this story. Proofread by deadpansnarker.)

Lil' Cheese is going back to school, and he's extremely nervous because he's going to have a brand new teacher. Both his mom and his dad try to reassure him that he'll be just fine, but still the colt worries.

It just so happens that the one now teaching Lil' Cheese's class is a pony Lil' Cheese has had prior experience with. A most unexpected pony at that.

Mrs. Diamond Tiara is confident she's more than up to the task of helping Lil' Cheese out. And by the time it's done, Lil' Cheese might just learn more than he ever expected to.

It's time for Lil Cheese to choose her familiar.

But as her parent's choice of friends clash, she'll find a friend she can uniquely click with.

Sometimes the last page of one story is just the first page of another. Sometimes Pinkie Pie and her family are endearingly weird. And sometimes Twilight finds happiness in the small things, even in her darkest hours.

Friendship is magic. So is the hobby of arts and crafts.

This story is a sequel to The Definition of Insanity

Lil' Cheese lost his Mommy, and he will stop at nothing to find her - unfortunately for Pudding, the hostage negotiator in charge of untangling this mess.

This is a sequel to Snow Quill's story The Definition of Insanity, written (with her blessing) as part of a 'shitty sequel' event some friends ran. It's intended to subvert the spirit of the original and generally shit all over it, in a funny way. You can read this story without reading Snow's, but if you'd like to read something beautiful and sad, and then something that disrespects that entirely, you should read them both.

CW for some gore and violence. This is dark comedy.

Fluttershy and Discord babysit Pinkie Pie's child Lil' Cheese. They soon find their deepest feelings for each other once again. The child finds it the cutest thing ever.

I don't normally do FlutterCord; I usually write Dislestia fics, but this is a present for Vilet918. Merry Christmas, mah dude!

Cover art by: Doodle-Mark on deviantart

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, guys! :D

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Written for Vilet918 for Jinglemas 2021!

There's only one way to deal with an undead dairymancer.

Thanks to many on Discord for inspiration and brainstorming.

Rarity just learned Li'l Cheese doesn't know what a book is. Twilight will arrive in Ponyville soon. This calls for desperate measures.

Contains series finale spoilers.

Note this story includes mild RariTwi.

Preread by Lofty Withers.

Inspired by this Jargon Scott comic.

(Proofread by deadpansnarker.)

"It is so hard to find a sitter with a sense of humor for Lil' Cheese." Pinkie never imagined just how much those words would come back to haunt her, but now they have. Called to Canterlot for the annual Council of Friendship meeting, she must leave her son behind.

As luck would have it, Cheese Sandwich is also unavailable to foalsit, as his "Cheesie Sense" is calling him back to Manehattan to plan a birthday party for one of his relatives. So now he and his wife have to find a foalsitter on short notice.

To the relief of both parents, a candidate soon steps forward despite her lack of experience in dealing with Lil' Cheese: Diamond Tiara. Can Diamond Tiara break the curse that has plagued so many other foalsitters for the child of Pinkie and Cheese? Or will Lil' Cheese prove to be too much even for her?

Lil' Cheese knows that Sugarcube Corner wasn't always run by Pound and Pumpkin Cake. They merely took over from their parents, who are now retired.

Eager for a chance to meet them, Lil' Cheese is delighted when his mom and dad announce that they're going to do just that: Visiting Mr. and Mrs. Cake at Silver Shoals.

Lil' Cheese is sure it'll be a glorious first meeting. After all, he's been told that the Cakes were a second family to his mother. So that makes them like family to him as well, right?

This story is a sequel to A Cheesy Reunion

(This story is also a prequel to A Chessy Reunion. Rated Teen to be safe.)

Maud Pie's foal is finally ready to be born, and everyone is excited by the prospect of a new addition to the Pie family. No one's more excited than Lil' Cheese, however, who can't wait to meet his new cousin.

As the delivery takes longer than expected, Lil' Cheese begins to grow impatient. To calm him down, his mother and father decide to tell him about the events surrounding his arrival into Equestria.

What was pregnancy like for ponies like Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich? What sort of trials and tribulations did they have to undergo before Lil' Cheese was born?