This story is a sequel to A Cheesy Reunion

(This story is also a prequel to A Chessy Reunion. Rated Teen to be safe.)

Maud Pie's foal is finally ready to be born, and everyone is excited by the prospect of a new addition to the Pie family. No one's more excited than Lil' Cheese, however, who can't wait to meet his new cousin.

As the delivery takes longer than expected, Lil' Cheese begins to grow impatient. To calm him down, his mother and father decide to tell him about the events surrounding his arrival into Equestria.

What was pregnancy like for ponies like Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich? What sort of trials and tribulations did they have to undergo before Lil' Cheese was born?

This story is a sequel to A Flurry Of A Cake Date!

Lil' Cheese Sandwhich-Pie and Big Sugar Apple are excited! They are going to make their first pie with no adult supervision! Woo!

Nothing could possibly go wrong! I mean...they know this recipe inside out! It is an easy recipe that their parents have been making since these two were in diapers! They are going to have so much fun with this - they can feel it! These two can taste the melt-in-your-mouth flavors already!

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy! A piece of cake! Easy as Pie!

Or maybe a complete and utterly hilarious disaster for the ages....who knows?!

This adorable and wonderful cover art is by Cirillaq!

Written for the amazing 1,000 words contest! (The experimental/random genre.)

This fic is so close to 200 views, we can do it!!

This story is a sequel to The Definition of Insanity

Lil' Cheese lost his Mommy, and he will stop at nothing to find her - unfortunately for Pudding, the hostage negotiator in charge of untangling this mess.

This is a sequel to Snow Quill's story The Definition of Insanity, written (with her blessing) as part of a 'shitty sequel' event some friends ran. It's intended to subvert the spirit of the original and generally shit all over it, in a funny way. You can read this story without reading Snow's, but if you'd like to read something beautiful and sad, and then something that disrespects that entirely, you should read them both.

CW for some gore and violence. This is dark comedy.

The definition of insanity is said to be doing the same task over and over again while expecting a different result. 

I suppose this makes me insane. 

But I do not care.

Originally written for a Quills and Sofa Panic from 2020 where it placed second! Presented here with some editing/expansion.

Cover art by me! If you are a writer and would like cover art, send me a PM!

((Also now with a sequel, written by a friend))

(Semi-related to The Sitter with the Diamond Tiara, though it is not required for you to have read that story to understand this story. Proofread by deadpansnarker.)

Lil' Cheese is going back to school, and he's extremely nervous because he's going to have a brand new teacher. Both his mom and his dad try to reassure him that he'll be just fine, but still the colt worries.

It just so happens that the one now teaching Lil' Cheese's class is a pony Lil' Cheese has had prior experience with. A most unexpected pony at that.

Mrs. Diamond Tiara is confident she's more than up to the task of helping Lil' Cheese out. And by the time it's done, Lil' Cheese might just learn more than he ever expected to.

Lil' Cheese knows that Sugarcube Corner wasn't always run by Pound and Pumpkin Cake. They merely took over from their parents, who are now retired.

Eager for a chance to meet them, Lil' Cheese is delighted when his mom and dad announce that they're going to do just that: Visiting Mr. and Mrs. Cake at Silver Shoals.

Lil' Cheese is sure it'll be a glorious first meeting. After all, he's been told that the Cakes were a second family to his mother. So that makes them like family to him as well, right?

The Cake Twins have always wanted to do something special for their Auntie Pinkie Pie, especially since they know she was their foalsitter when they were younger. But they've never been able to find a way to thank her properly.

Fortunately, an opportunity gets almost literally dropped into their hooves when they're pressed into emergency foalsitting service for Pinkie Pie's foal: Lil' Cheese. Pinkie desperately needs a break and nopony else is available.

The twins thus agree to look after the little colt. But Lil' Cheese is going to give his new foalsitters more than a few headaches before all's said and done. Will the twins be able to keep up with him? Or will Lil' Cheese drive them as crazy as they once drove their Auntie Pinkie Pie?

(Featured on 4/04/2022.)

Sweet celestia.
I fcked up.

I left him there.

I'm screwed I really am.
I promised her I'd care for him. Now he's gone. They'll kill him in a day.
damn
I have to go back.
I need to.
I have no choice.

At first, Lil' Cheese does not like his Auntie Maud. Maud wants to change her nephew's perception of her.
Maud and Lil’ Cheese finally find common ground, and Lil’ Cheese learns that Maud rocks.

This is a random idea I came up with since I wanted a unique idea for the contest. Then I realized that I wanted to write more stories for Lil' Cheese! Then I realized that Maud and Lil' Cheese's dynamics could come together! Haha!

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(The cover art is from Google, and I think it was made with a base.)

For Bike's Maud Contest! (I will link to it later.)

Warning: Rock puns! Please look at THIS so you understand which "typos" are actually puns that cause the sentences to look mispelled/to get an idea of how to read these sentances.

Thanks for reading!

There's only one way to deal with an undead dairymancer.

Thanks to many on Discord for inspiration and brainstorming.