After attempting to impress the judges during her entrance exam for Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, something transpires that alters Twilight's life irrevocably, as well as the destiny of all Equestria. In a very literal manner, Twilight metamorphoses into the embodiment of magic, much akin to how Discord embodies chaos. How will this unprecedented transformation shape forthcoming events? And how will Twilight grapple with mastering the newfound god-like abilities that have been unexpectedly thrust upon her?

Rainbow Dash while hanging out with her friends is asked, how she was able to afford her cloud mansion. Rainbow's story turns out to be anything from typical.

A story of how a classic track from Mario Kart was built and the pegasus who built it. Mostly told from Rainbow Dash's perspective, like ninety percent with implied Dash Spike.

This story was gonna be really innocent, but the alcohol told me to do "things." Also it helps if you picture Rainbow Road from Mario Kart DS.

Teen for suggestive themes and Strong Language.

This story is a spiritual successor to Twilight Sparkle Fools Around With A Lightsaber

One day, Twilight Sparkle is going about her day when she finds an odd Pokemon at her door that looks like a set of keys. After finding out what exactly this Pokemon is, she finds out that it's completely immune to any dragon's attacks. Madness ensues.

For sophomore Twilight sparkle, school at Ponyville High had been a joyride of epic adventures. Along with her unusual but wonderful life comes friends unlike any other. Twilight's life was going to be as normal as it was already was. However, the arrival of a strange new student with a task from Princess Celestia to befriend him and become his mentor spins her life into complete chaos. Can she change this strange newcomer or will he forever be known as the most hated kid in equestria? ((partially inspired by Nichijou: My Ordinary Life))

Two thousand years ago, Princess Celestia suffered by the loss of her human. It left her heartbroken and mind-unstable. Two thousand years later after that fateful incident, she meet him again... but the happenings which are following directly after are slightly unexpected... okay, very unexpected.

To be honest, very discomforting.

A parody/crackfic based on the works of Zamairiac. He gave me permission to use his characters and the idea of a crazy Celestia. I DON'T want to put his stories down. Rated Teen for strong language, sexual innuendos, bad pubertal jokes, mindless randomness, 'Scary Movie'-based comedy and ooc ponies. Coverimage taken from this video.

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And Zamairiac, if you read this, you're awesome!

It was just a simple thought. Inviting a a friend to play your favorite game, that is. Because it's more fun when friends are around right? But what if that game was suddenly plagued with a virus that would completely obliterate any newbie's gaming experience? This story happens. It's basically a game introduction gone wrong.

So... my name is Ciaphas Cain, and I am—or, at least, I was—a newly-minted Commissar fresh out of the Schola Progenium. By some horrid twist of fate, I got assigned to the Valhallan 18th and its infamous Commander, which has just been sent to a newly discovered backwater garden world to dispose of its oddly horse-like xeno population.

The next thing I know, I'm stranded on the planet in an alien body, the Xenos’ leader is in a coma for the foreseeable future, and her subjects—despite knowing full well that I was once a member of the same group of Imperials who’d struck her down—have shoved me onto her now-vacant throne for reasons having to do with the fact that my new body has wings and a horn. And I'm apparently a psyker now thanks to that horn, and a stupidly powerful one at that. Oh, and have I mentioned that these xenos expect me to somehow lead them to victory against the trigger-happy Inquisitor that seeks to wipe them off the face of the galaxy with nothing but my savviness, a cunning mind, a silver tongue, the resources of a race completely oblivious to the grim darkness of the far future, and the magical power of peace, joy, rainbows, and orbital friendship lasers? I don't think I had.

Brace yourselves; things somehow manage to get even wackier from there.

This is heavily inspired by Ciaphas Cain: Warmaster of Chaos, and as a result it does not take itself too seriously. If you want a grimdark brutalization fic in which the ponies get slammed with the horror of war, prepare to be disappointed.

One fateful day, Twilight Sparkle went inside the confines of Sugarcube Corner, and she learned two things that would change her life forever:

A) The Royal Cookie Baking Competition was underfoot.

B) Pinkie Pie did not like oatmeal and raisin cookies. She was quite unlike her in this way.

Thus, Twilight Sparkle begins a journey, a quest to change the epistemological paradigm of bakery FOREVER! ...But, will her sanity survive such an impossible task?

Not really, no.

Pinkie and Sunset Shimmer have a little disagreement about soda.

This story is a sequel to Police Of Ponyville Episode 6: Raid

Three weeks since the Raid on many houses outside of Ponyville. Things slowly turn back to normal that was till another event cause problems for everyone. Especially for Storm. (This is less of a story and more of a small update.)