Simply none.

It's been 10 years.

Or close enough. I won't have to post on a weekday.

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I haven't logged in to this site since March 15th, 2019. Now returned due to certain regrets.

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I'm not entirely sure why I did this, but I felt it needed to be done. I blame the latest Magic set. Jace Beleren talks to books when he goes crazy. I apparently make YouTube readings of weird little PresentPerfect stories.

So. The plan for this weekend was writing a comedy piece for Aragon's contest inspired by this image. Then, not even thirty percent of the way through, it decided that comedy elements were fine, but it really wanted to be an exploration of the characters and how physical, emotional, and social maturation don't operate at the same rate in relation to one another. Also, I figured out a climax for it that—

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Found this on an old (and very dead) Discord server I made and I just had to share it here too (since these type of short stories actually started on FimFiction)!

Storytime wiff Donut: A Tale of Two Peanuts

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Happy (late) New Year, everyone! How has this year been treating you? So far, for me, it's been terribly cold >_< And why is that strange man still in office???

And look at this adorable picture

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So I haven't exactly put out much work over the last few months. I'm really sorry about that; between my laptop breaking all the time, the freelance work piling on, and general ennui and angst, I've been dragging my feet like a snail getting drunk on molasses. And not even good molasses, but the sludgy kind your grandma put away in the back of her cupboard fifty years ago and promptly forgot about. Now there's gunk everywhere and the slimy gurgling vermin are caught in a sucky deathtrap like

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I can't believe I've been on this dam site for two whole years.

What the fk.

I was working on a writing experiment/try-thingy that turned out great! So I edited it and it comes to a total of almost 2,000 words. It's a rather interesting piece that is a departure from my normal style and some sort of weird character mind piece even deeper than what I normally write. I honestly don't even know if it is able to be understood by anyone but me or maybe that guy who wrote House of Leaves which I will one day read maybe I'm not sure. So, the point is do you want me to

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Hey, guys!

So, uh, yeah... Those of you here at Bronycon have probably seen the madness that was the vendor hall yesterday. I pretty much sold out of Into the Dark in about three hours. If you are here at Bronycon, I believe we are taking either back orders or doing a direct sale-to-mail. Come to the booth (513, I think? Its just around the corner from Ruirik's woodworking booth.) and talk to Aquaman for final confirmation on how it's all going down.

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Ooh~
Big futa horsecock
So scary

(comment stolen wholesale from /mlp/)
-Fuzz

So, the way I was intending to organize this story was to make each chapter cover one day. Being as this is a mundane, slice-of-life type tale, I felt that would make the most sense. But since not every day would be noteworthy, and not every day that was noteworthy could fill a chapter as long as the first, I am a bit stumped as to how to proceed. The way I see it, there are two three options:

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So, thanks to things happening rapidly all at once I went from needing to make one blog post to probably wanting to make three, so I had a brilliant idea-

Combine all the topics which will be of wildly different levels of interest to different people into one confusing mess!

Part 1: Intricate Disguise and There's Really No Way To Be Funny About This

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“Pinkie,” said Twilight evenly. “I’m not gonna judge you for your actions, and I know we all need a friend sometimes, but I just gotta know. Why’d you do it?”

“Oh Twilight,” laughed Pinkie Pie, from atop her throne of bones. “Sometimes, you don’t need a reason! You just do things to see what happens!”

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